/brit/

why are so many higher ups catching it?

there's more to life than sexual gratification
stop being a slave to base desires

At an immediate care fellas. Think I tore a muscle coughing. Cannot move without pain.

Pray for me brit bros.

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shadow government is doing a bioweapon coup

sauce

i guess they just meet a lot of people and travel about a lot

because theyre not reporting that baz the brickie has it are they

If you’re upset about regular folk hoarding toilet paper, wait till you hear about how a tiny percentage of rich people have hoarded most of the world’s wealth.

this is apparently a celebrity
no idea who it is though

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my sister

yes she takes bbc

wealth hoarding is natural, toilet paper hoarding is not

BSC, Big Suárez Cock

mad how you don't even need to go to twitter to just know this was stolen from twitter

>9 cases in the UK on the 15th of February
>36 cases on the 1st of March
>596 cases as of today, the 12th of March, 136 cases today alone

just the flu

I've eaten all me stockpiled biscuits.

the rich and powerful are much more likely to be mixing with each other, travelling abroad and meeting people.

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Sister's friend sent me this.

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papa Nurgle, bless this poor burger with the gift of pus, bile and blood. Let his feeble flesh burst into a million crawling so that all may glimpse a sliver of you garden's glory.

Buboes, phlegm, blood and guts! Boils, bogeys, rot and pus! Blisters, fevers, weeping sores! From your wounds the fester pours.

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Mum's had a cough for months now since before chink virus got here. She rings me multiple times a day to tell me updates about the chink virus and what we need to do to stop it. Then I'll hear her cough into her palm and then go to church and use the holy water that old people use. She's actually so narcissistic it's unreal. Dont know why she behaves like this. Have to tell her off like a fucking child to get her to behave in a less dangerous way.

lads should i be freaking out about coronavirus?

ive only slept a few hours a night for the past couple weeks and have only had a few bites of food and sips of water a day because of the anxiety

twitter.com/JasonReidUK/status/1237830209904283648
lmao i fucking knew it
why is twitter like this

Narrow hips, 4/10.

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Carly Rae Jepsen. Makes VERY good pop music. Stop cross posting from Yas Forums

GIGANTIC (and black) FRENCH COCK

I am, but first that'll be $50,000, plus tip.

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is she fit?

I unironically started the built for BBC muttposting gimmick

Thank me

>Then I'll hear her cough into her palm and then go to church and use the holy water that old people use.
Based

You realise the definition of mild for this virus ranges from fever - mild pneumonia right? Have you ever had pneumonia?

oh thanks
she looks very different than in that one song that everyone knows her from

Carly Rae Jepsen 35 year old boomer

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>French
>Black
Pick one

that's within the parameters of a flu outbreak yeah. because it's a virus like the flu, from the same family of viruses as the flu, so it spreads like the flu.
retard.

nah
it's the sniffles and literally nothing

That's anxiety disorder, take some time away from the news. You'll be fine yourself.

can tell these are from the Yas Forums celeb thread because it's the same 4 celebs they post every time while writing out their gay fantasies. Bizarre threads they are.

based

press F

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bizarre post

why even call it /brit/ any more

>built for
but that's not what I was implying
made for breeding

>that chub
Good god yes.

>Have to tell her off like a fucking child to get her to behave in a less dangerous way.

Have to do the same to mine and she bitches like a kid too

fuck this gay earth

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chad move by the uk

they were from different thread OPs
I don't actually open their threads, because of that same reason

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

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just got in from work. clothes absolute stink of coronavirus

hello

>LGBTQ+ cabaret & drag expert
>Save @MildmayUK - the HIV/AIDS hospital that saved my life and the lives of many others.

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This is at least 3 times more infectious than the flu

wow. a rational response to a virus outbreak. imagine that, italy did shit on their entire economy for nothing.

didn’t ask

Actual outright genocide. This is proof that this isn't from bat soup, but is a government built virus that slipped out and they're going to try to use it anyway despite the operation not being ready. They want to kill and replace you.

doesn't herd immunity usually require some kind of immunity

Would you suck these tits knowing you might catch the kung flu?

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noticing a new trend among the celebs
>declare you've the chinky virus and isolate yourself
>get more fagbucks
like clockwork innit? wouldn't be surprised if they didn't have anything, just announcing it for giggles and shit and off, fagbucks

carly rae jepson has TWO of the absolute bangingist songs of the teenies
>run away with me
youtube.com/watch?v=TeccAtqd5K8
>cut to the feeling
youtube.com/watch?v=Qlsu7RhOnsQ

literally unironic choons for ages

have been more inconvenienced by having to read Dave's schizophrenic ramblings than the actual virus itself

Yes

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>1000s of cute Italian boys are forced to stay home right now without being able to get sexual relief
>their balls are getting heavier and heavier
o-oh no

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just get the virus bro

Its not if they don't slow the spread. Then the healthcare system will be overwhelmed and many who may not have died will. Heck of a price to pay for herd immunity

No it's not.

the irish done crisps the right way
tayto mogs the fuck out of walkers

Everytime I tried McD I was massively disappointed. Everything tastes inedible. I legit think the custormers are brainwashed into thinking they are eating good tasting fast food when they are being fed greasy cardboard.

tempted to say that carly rae jepson may be the greatest canadian ever to have lived
not saying much i know

119455437
why are weeb pedophiles such sex-obsessed little freaks?

Using a contraceptive with that is forbidden by law. She needs to be bred.

Mad how Run Away With Me is such a banger and isn't even the best song on the album. If you haven't heard Julien yet then you need to. Never fails to put me in a good mood.

Someone post the Chinese girl in the hat bouncing her naked tits around

withdrawing some fagbucks rn from the fagbank

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the virgin quarantine
the chad survival of the fittest

are those women are drag queens?

Tayto Cheese and Onion is the greatest crisp ever made

no just english

vomitus extremus

i.4cdn.org/tv/1584026346001.webm

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What's happening with the second from the right?

charli xcx is the sexiest woman to ever live

Anytime I see yoga all I can imagine is just how many farts they are letting out.

Okay I take that back its less than twice.

SAR COV2 has an r0 of 2.2 and flu is 1.3

that's an ad? fookin 'ell innit

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The jimmy savile thing was a big cover up wasnt it

hiding peepee

white ppl innit

mentally ill

Hello

umm that would be a 15-year-old winona ryder honey

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r0 is not a set value babe, it changes according to environment

COME ON BORIS
DECLARE LOCKDOWN

yes and old cunt thatcher knew about it

This is the most british thing i have seen in quite a while.

Oven dodger

>take some time away from the news
>become anxious not knowing what's going on
can't win

Yes I'm aware that indoor environments with recirculated air is a hive of infection

just want to work from home

Really? I thought that would be the Union Jack you saw flying over the Falklands this morning.

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have you seen my arse

>The Electoral Commission has written to the government recommending the local general elections in May should be postponed

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I work in a supermarket.. what do they expect me to come in and work for minimum wage in a few weeks time when society is locked down lmao?

Virus isn't bad here my dudes
Think I'm like the 3rd person to get it

what does this have to do with british culture?

Piratas hijos de puta, sionistas y masones

Why is pornberg spamming the front page of his site with step-incest themed videos

You're stupid

Believe it or not, most people don't give 1/10 of a fuck about the islands.
Not yet, but i'd love to bby ;D

ahahaha same
fucking cunts come in coughing all over me every day hope they die

Went to my doctor and told him I wasn't sleeping and has severe anxiety between work and this coronavirus thing

He gave me 50 diazepam 5mg and a sick note from toil for the next 5 days or so.

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WOAH mama

2nd right has the pallor of a rotten corpse

Reckon its too hot aye

uno beero pur favor

Bernie = corbyn

i just read through all this shit, mind boggling
goodnessandharmony.wordpress.com/tag/neil-taggart/
it cant not have been a cover up desu

Vallies are confirmed /comfy/

...

They obvs weren't covering up for Saville but for other high ranking politicians or members of the royal family.

hope all the weakling gimps with shit immune systems itt drop like flies

cringing with babish claiming shepherd's pie is Irish now

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how mental has today been though?
feels like this was THE day, like before we were all fine and not arsed about corona and now it's the literal apocalypse

.

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>anxiety

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What if the smell was the cure?

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The French simply have the best illustrators and it’s no competition

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What’s the plan lad? I think I’m just not gonna go back when it gets to a certain point

even here there's high ranking paedos, the global elites have gone mad, we need guillotines asap

It is lad
Didnt you know the Irish were also the kings and queens of the nile aswell?
The English took their technology they used to travel to the stars with and destroyed it.

>toilet roll
>not getting a cheeky spray with the shower
you'll never learn

>shepherd's pie
>pie
>no pastry

dumb yank, fuck off

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youtube.com/watch?v=ny_HrbwH6Uk

You ever been there?
They serve up a full English breakfast literally everywhere and have the gall to call it a Full Irish Breakfast.
They're supposed to hate us but they shamelessly copy our culture and just pretend it's theirs

we know it's a masonic
cover up, bbc did a documentary about it

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Do you guys think this would be a lucrative business? I would hire girls and feed them lots of gas-inducing foods like beans, and would buy lots of glass boxes for guys to sit in, and then I would let guys pay by the hour to sit in the fart boxes with girls expelling gas into each box at an interval of about once every ten minutes. Perhaps this could even take place as a live art piece for a bar or something where you have guys in boxes in the corner in eyesight of everyone in the bar, and girls could even pay a small fee to go and expel their various waste into the box. It could be like a fetish bar or something, I don't know is this too niche or what?

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Ol up laddy
*beats wife*
So ye be saying..

they literally want to kill us