1000s of cute Italian boys are forced to stay home right now without being able to get sexual relief

Does your face hurt for punching it?

I'm very cute and people always treat me like a kid because I have babyface

Oh no, the muslim brigade came to get you OP!

The world is dying and all you can think of is gaysex?

I haven't coomed in over a week. I'm getting desperate, boys!

do you have big prey eyes that glow when servicing cocks?

*boomers are dying
Have you wet dreamed yet?

I just finished my workout and my clothes are a mess, my pants in particular. Could you do the laundry for me while I take a shower?

>tfw no emilia-romagna bf to be sick with
should of got one well i could.

>>their balls are getting heavier and heavier

I like This expression

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Allah will punish you both for this faggotry.

be sure not to use it.

I am...
Not yet, but I don't want to waste my seed while sleeping...
Could I join you in the shower as well? :3c

I wanna shower with you and serve you

he has to exist to do that

You can't help it if it happens though

>the world is dying
oh nononono
some chinks and old people are not the whole word
>b-but my economics too is the end of times
the market has had worse crisis, but sure continue with your paranoia, its not the end of the world, life will always continue

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>petabytes of free porn online
>without being able to get sexual relief

kill yourself, your life has no value and you make the world a worse place.

Kill yourself.

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>The world is dying

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Their families are at home with them and can probably tell if they jerk it. All Italian boys are holding it in until Sweden sends 10 000 twinks as relief aid to serve big Italian cocks

fpbp

go back to your arab country

actually italian boys fuck their mum

Based

You should apologize for Chad Viking

They may be crying to see faggot like you

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Am not arab, but if I was I would indeed go back to an arab country like France.

Shut the fuck up user, you're making us look bad and effeminate.

>cuteposting
>not Gretaposting
Really? SverigeTråden is ashamed of you, UwUina!

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This is a very good point. Send em down, Sven. I could do with a qt one

Based Japanese Samurai

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>Am not arab
LOL

åh nej nej nej

if and when the coronavirus blows over, i suggest that a brigade of cute scandi boys be sent to italy to relieve their pent-up sexual desire

>you're making us look bad and effeminate
Oopsie woopsie sowwy user I had to let them find out the truth :3 I'm going into heat and need to get bred by a cute Italian boy

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Are you seriously saying they didn't take advantage of Scandi boys?

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I don't get it.

Faaag

Good girl :3! Don't forget to get pozzed.

I'm sorry other Swede posters I know I wasn't supposed to reveal the truth about us being boisluts ;_;

Unironically yes. Homosexuality was looked down upon in viking society. Calling someone effeminate gave that other person a right to kill you. If they cared about their honour then they literally had to kill you or at least die trying.

Viking age Scandinavia was based.

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I'm sure their uncut, hairy cocks are twitching

Good sissyslut, your grindrdaddy with give you lots of white cream tonight ^~^!

They seemd delicious in fact

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I'd rather find a good occasion to cum all over myself... or all over someone else :3c
What a coincidence, I really need a cute scandi boy in heat to take care of my intimate needs. I can barely take it anymore~

>hairy cocks
Is this even possible?

>uncut
Cringe american. Everyone is uncut in Europe and it's considered normal. Sweden's liberal party is even trying to outlaw circumcision as we speak

I pledge my dick to help in the sexual relief of italian qt boys

I saw on reddit that Italians can get free premium porn hub now because of quarantine

This thread is why white ""people"" should be eradicated of the planet

>I saw on reddit
Go back.

I just want you to feel satisfied and happy :3 I'm ready to serve you if you promise to breed me

I meant that they have thick pubic hair. Med guys tend to be hairy. And I just included the bit about uncut dicks since it's considered kinda exotic here.

reddit.com/r/italy/comments/fhbqb3/pornhub_premium_gratuito_per_tutta_litalia_fino_a/

Fucking Christianity made jomon Viking yayoi faggot like him

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Who gives a shit I'll just jack off to 2d traps anyway

It's a deal then. Your posts made me harder than I already was, and you need to take responsability now. If you were here, I'd push you down on the floor and breed your bp until it was full to the brim

Why not just write "I'm a faggot" in capital letters? Would've saved us all some time.

I SAID GO BACK

youtube.com/watch?v=b0NQdk0Er5A
HERE HAVE SOME TRUE VIKING POWER

How long have you saved your cummies? Is it gonna be a big explosion

Bunch of fucking homos

>the golden one

Fy fan vad bögigt

I agree with these posts.

Fuck the Golden Faggot.

10 days since I last came. It's not easy to have a satisfying fap with everyone at home these days...
I might really explode like a fountain when I haev a chance to fapp again

I didn't even consider this...

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Fuck off betas

ahahahahahahahahahaha

Just as in classical Greek and Roman culture, sexuality was a non-issue. What mattered was whether one took the "active" or the "passive" role. So you are correct in asserting that referring to someone as "effeminate" would be a term of derision, however, you are not correct in saying homosexuality was looked down upon, as their was little concept of it. It was not gay to fuck twinks. "The evidence of the sagas and laws shows that male homosexuality was regarded in two lights: there was nothing at all strange or shameful about a man having intercourse with another man if he was in the active or "manly" role, however the passive partner in homosexual intercourse was regarded with derision. It must be remembered, however, that the laws and sagas reflect the Christian consciousness of the Icelander or Norwegian of the thirteenth and fourteenth centuries, well after the pagan period. The myths and legends show that honored gods and heroes were believed to have taken part in homosexual acts, which may indicate that pre-Christian Viking Scandinavia was more tolerant of homosexuality, and history is altogether silent as to the practice of lesbianism in the Viking Age."

sourcebooks.fordham.edu/pwh/gayvik.asp

Christianity (or as I call it "cuck-insanity") stigmatized and moralized sexual activity, including that of the same sex variety
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I wish I could sneak into your home and serve you so you don't have to suffer with being too horny.....

Is there anything more beta than being a self-obsessed retard on steroids?

Finland closes all schools tomorrow

Vikings were huge faggots.

Uwu what are they doing without shirts on during winter