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and what does that have to do with British culture?

just want him back lads
twitter.com/joeIjoeIjoel/status/1237828010407088135

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Military NBC it works for viruses if used properly

Already have something similar to this. It came with my gimp suit.

OH NONONONONOONONONONONONONONONONONONONONNONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

iCucckzTV

isnt that some zoomer ecelebs gf lol

what? doesn't look like a tranner

Sigmund Freud writes about the death of his daughter, Sophie, who was a victim of the 1918 influenza pandemic.

(Letter to Pastor Oskar Pfister, 27 Jan 1920.)

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Washing hands and shit makes fuck all difference. The viral load is quite high in infected individuals even at the asymptomatic stage. Just breathing near someone is enough to get it

P3 filter it's as good as anything retard

Mental allowing your gf to become a prostitute because apparently the twitch/youtube income & fame still isn't enough

shut it down

Know a girl who refers to me by my full name instead of my nickname and another girl who refers to me by a shortened version of my online handle instead of my actual name. Can be very confusing being with both of them together.

oh I didn't know, thought it was a random thot
got the pic from another board

food for thought

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You don't know? That's Ian's (from iDubbbzTV) gf, and she's setting up an OnlyFans account.

>by a shortened version of my online handle
user?

i may be wrong all these amerimutt womoids look arike

*sits next to you*
*breathes heavily*

beta ecelebs' girlfriend has an onlyfan account where she uploads dirty pictures

maybe the first one, not the second
plenty of people lived into old age back in the day

are you literally all 14
why do you all know that shit
sick to bastard death of this

Shit just pops up on my twitter.

Every woman has an onlyfans now. We're living in the end times. There is no morality. This is Kali Yuga.

>zoomzooms openly whore out their own gf
GRIM
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grm that you know this desu

GOD I fucking LOVE science

you don't have an onlyfans yourself? oh that's right, you're ugly!

need to pick my nose but can't cos "society" thinks it unacceptable behaviour

There 15 year old girls with onlyfans accounts

so that's a yes then

He is very good, don't think there is anyone of that calibre now

All they can hope to do is slow the spread so that the hospital system isn't overwhelmed. They're not doing this properly though and private companies aren't taking this seriously enough. For example having 100 old fat boomers in an open office doing computer work they could do at home coofing all over one another is a recipe for disaster.

keek

E-girls. Not. Even. Once.

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doing a read
theguardian.com/film/2020/mar/12/comfort-films-to-watch-while-self-isolating-coronavirus-ranked

you won't BELIEVE what they've got a number 1

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i hope the boomers coof themselves to an early grave

why do you know this?

>titanic
Doesn't everyone die in that film,

link?

>pic
>titanic on any list
shan't click

not everyone
youtube.com/watch?v=FjLT-xI8_MA

Twitter.

corona? never heard of her, we've got animals to torture!

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>already completely socially isolated
NEETS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH

why do you follow nonces/15yo girls on twitter?

Me, I am an e-girl

>corona? never heard of her, we've got animals to torture!

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not the hekkin horseorios

reckon them horses like to run

Mad how if you didnt marry your high school sweetheart by age 22, then all you've got to look forward to is a literal whore whose nudes are floating around the internet because she figured her dignity was worth a tenner a month. Women do not deserve rights.

How do I get to this paradise?

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I don't. But people I follow do. One 14 year old asked for followers to send her cum tributes. She deleted her account in shame after remembering people she knows in real life follow her on twitter. The world is fucked mang

something gay knowing the guardian

so why do you follow nonces?

I waited until 27 tbf (she was 26)

*nasally nerd voice*
Mad how if you didnt marry your high school sweetheart by age 22, then all you've got to look forward to is a literal whore whose nudes are floating around the internet because she figured her dignity was worth a tenner a month. Women do not deserve rights.

i agree with your conclusion but not with your reasoning

your mistake is kissing girls, spending money on them, telling them you're their boyfriend. I do none of these things. if you think we're together, great, I never said that.

>torture
soy-drenched mitts

learnt how to play one song. I don't think it'll change my life much as I was perfectly satisfied with knowing no songs

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They very well might have done now that you mention it.

Do us a favour and just stay inside and keep posting on brit.

Also there's a way to check how many cases are in your area.

itv.com/news/2020-03-11/coronavirus-where-you-live-check-the-number-of-cases-in-your-area-with-our-interactive-map/

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where's a don't care option?
does that fall under don't know?
or not worried?

>We are unironically going to end up worse than Italy.

Does Boris actually think Anglo's are immune to viruses or something?

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I'm part of the 17%

me 3rd down

I like to know what's going on in the world

crossing my fingers for blue is the warmest colour

He was definitely a leader in his youth. He just got old and cucked by Bush

sure thing friend
post some of those 15yo twitters

pretty sure 'i'm not worried about either' suggests you dont care

dont like it though
think a "dont care" hits a lot harder

woah bros your fuckin litty #SQUAAADDD

>4 cases in my area
it's all over, the government has abandoned us, anarchy spreads, chaos reigns, the dead rot in the streets, masked gangs are killing each other for control of the toilet roll stocks

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5 cases in Ealing. FUCK SAKE. I'm not leaving the house now.

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>10 cases in Surrey

Okay, this isn't funny

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