/brit/

just ruptured a lung

kek i made this image in like 2013 (the original one without the hazmat suits)

Yeah but i don't think it was in Janets health and beauty salon in wigan in November

went through the archives and reported every single drug purchaser with a timestamp and post number to the NCA

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Based

don't quite get this image.... US is bungling their handling of it

Same kek

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what is boris thinking oh my days

good lad

got a bit of a stuffy nose. think this might be it
see you on the other side lads

Once the UK closes all pubs, clubs and spaces; how long, in seconds, until PornHub crashes?

aye

The problem with the Tories is they always try to walk it in

do not listen to the prophets of doom

>DAE wank? LOL!

pornberg is very good at handling increased demand

Toil is literally killing me. Will be going to the doctor's next week if the nerve pain in my back doesn't go away, and in the meantime I'm unable to go the gym or do any sort of exercise.

me on the far right, devoid of any culture whatsoever

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Why does the UK like tea so much? Because tea leaves.

sure i did
here's a link to my post as proof >exactly 7 years ago
wew lad

Whats your job

haha SEX and WANKS

had a bit of a sniffle the last few days

aaaah fucking yes

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porn star

haha good one x

retard

doing a read
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/12/uk-coronavirus-cases-how-many-are-in-your-area

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whats this?

'tis the season

Part time warehouse monkey, until I finish uni.

hope you only opened it recently

i reely hate niggars

FOLC

any buying the bitcoin dip man in?

this is the final straw

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...

That was me

Why do thickos love the word "ignorant" so much?

still don't know what that means

I've noticed this as well. Also, 'at the end of the day'

fuck off lopsided cock

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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yeah I like them a lot
have absolutely no idea what she's singing about 100% of the time but it sounds really nice regardless

I know you're really busy and I know you got plans
But are you really too busy for a sun tan?
I ain't talking about walking down the high street
I'm talking about laying on a bright white beach
With a Pina Colada or whatever you'd rather
White wine, that's fine, just give me a lager

Literally just sitting here refreshing market pages. PLUMMETING

oct '18, was up 10% until the other day

no they cant do that

Stock market crashed so hard it tripped the circuit breaker. Theres a depression coming lads. Really glad I invested in SQQQ but that wont stop the recession.

YOOOOOOOOU FUCK LIKE A RACE HOOOORSE

>You will never strangle an Irishman to death
>Because the corona virus will wipe them all out first

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Yas Forums losing their shit lol

lol how can the market be crashing, money cant catch the virus can it?

link a lazy man some seethe

>lose entire life savings
>post pink wojaks
>rinse & repeat

Why do the underclass shout so much in public?
Always some shouting at each other in the high street

my wifes boyfriend is going to be out of work. this is not good

just called my mum a stupid fucking bitch, a lousy fucking mole, and an ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly fucking cunt

it's presumably a carrier

must be a day ending in y

stickied

just checking the portfolio

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Just hope 190 and Diego (the heart and soul of /brit/) are alright

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actually kind of sad, the woman who died in my village from corona virus was an old lady who lived by herself. Went into hospital for something unrelated and caught the disease in there.

What are the chances like, poor aul one who hardly leaves her house being killed by a disease from China.

qt norn iron lad at chelters
adorable accent

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FOLC

imagine beating the shit out of that fat cunt. like properly savaging him.

what does LC stand for again?

every day I must stuff my undies with tissues as my willy leaks a foul liquid yet I am expected to care about the chinese flu

7news.com.au/lifestyle/health-wellbeing/queue-at-box-hill-factory-for-toilet-paper-amid-coronavirus-panic-c-741543
i walk by there on my way to the doctor

...

119447342
NONCE NONCE
GUARDS COME QUICK

loser cunt

good. now a family can move in to her house. selfish crone.

loquacious chap

US banned china travel in january
EU did no such thing and now it's ravaging the dying contient
trump needs to extend the ban to the UK as well

well she was old so likely to die soon anyway

nonts

is working from home an option?

you'll find out when you're older

ahhhhh yes, business and finance

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there is no problem with this approach

a family of foreigners knowing this country

I'm up 28 quid haha

>self quarantine
you mean staying home? because that's what normal people call it
media needed to work in the word quarantine though for extra fear points, true enemies of society

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poo, and, dare I say, wank

Only decent song on the album

>Labour MP Rachael Maskell, who is self-isolating after meeting Nadine Dorries, tells R5 she lives with her sister in London and they've "created a barrier at home to make sure our company doesn't mix over the two week period"

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going all in
you losers can stock up on loo roll and cry about self isolating
this virus will be the making of me

I like Organs for Oceans as well

we do amateur shoots at home regularly but its more of a passion project than something to help pay the bills

Can see rachels hebrew nose come through in this one. She had me fooled in the past, sneaky creatures these jews

i've got it
hook, line and, dare i say, sinker

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heh
cuckold reference
dat funny

Good lad, what's quantity on that?

peng

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Oh must realised it's 0.1. Congrats on your fiver lad haha

Guess at # of new cases today? Announcement due any second... i'm saying 137 new cases

So literally nobody here has coronavirus then?

nah the whole thing is a hoax
wake up sheeple

It'll be more than 300

maybe
i feel fine x

not as far as i know
do feel like shit though

nah swear down *cough* *wheeze*

Actually getting legitimately worried about the stock market. This is gonna be BAD.

corona virus is a spook

shouldn't BTC be mooning? ffs

why contain it

lol who cares nerd its just numbers on a screen

Feel like I got away with one making that 200k off gold right before all this really kicked off. Withdrew everything but 100 quid and now I have 135 quid in the trading account lol. I'm recession proof now.

>stock
only crypto is worth owning