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someone post the degenerate weed smoker eating cereal and watching rick and morty to this fucking grim being

Chad king

Psst
Next time you post about it call it retoil the lads will love it x

have unitoil to do that i havent even started in hopes that theyll cancel it x

don't understand what enjoyment you could possibly get out of viewing this

Coronavirus is the modern day equivalent of facism and communism, the continent can go mental over it all they like but we'll just ignore it and carry on.

anyone here ever been to Malaysia? some big company from there is trying to recruit me
don't hate the idea of fucking off to the other side of the planet but don't know shit about Malaysia

Mental how his wives would walk to their execution, give a speech praising the king and then graciously kneel on the cutting board for the head lobbing.
WTF kind of human even does that?

>pub
uhhh mate thats a hazard

Think of the poor doggos

yeh cos i care

You better call that Italian child picture poster a nonce

Think I might self isolate when I get home from spain later since the cases have reached 3,000 now. Toilberg can stick it up his arse

Reminder that Henry VIII was apparently a really nice, charming, happy young man until he had a head injury after falling off a horse in his late 20s.
It was after this incident that he became a nasty, gluttonous, sex obsessed tyrant.
Historians and scientists reckon the brain injury caused total 180 to his personality.

Muslims ain’t they? Reckon that will make shagging difficult

you're a hazard cunt

how is Canada responding to the crisis?
Trudeau has the most liberal immigration laws in the western world so I'm curious if he'd betray his principles.

meant to be going to do squats but a friend wants to go pub hmmmm

The fuck is Boris thinking. There is NO immunity to this, he's going to kill literally millions so he doesn't lose money.

Same. It might fuck me over if they dont close

Big Henry was a true chad

What will they even do if uni gets called off it'll fuck the entire Callander up there's only 2 weeks between semesters so they can't just push back due dates
They'll probably just make it all online

>Muslims
oh fuck I didn't know that
going to ask for an exorbitant amount of money so they'll either reject me or make me rich

i wouldnt live in asia even if i got offered £250k a year to sit at home, fucking hate asians maybe its a form of autism but i genuinely feel uncomfortable around them and their entire culture is grim as

eastern europe though? phwoaaaar would gladly live there

youtube.com/watch?v=s3q2vP00jzo

He was always gluttonous, he just exercised enough to handle it, after his injury he couldn't do it anymore but still ate a fuckton.

got me yearly PIP update letter lads.
Will be getting an extra £1.40 a week starting in April.

Crazy how the overreaction to this latest meme virus is causing more damage than the sickness itself.
Media organizations need to be purged and replaced with real journalists, social media abolished and manufacturing brought back from the disease riddled chinks.

Ayo so there's Henry the 8th right? Where the fuck the other 7 Henry's chilling at???

Praying they cancel uni so don’t have to take my final even though I’m 27 and have been out of school for 7 years

hes doing fuck all like usual haha

yeah but is malaysia the same as chinksects and gooks and stuff? I can't stand them either
>uni
which one?

thats half a pint at the local lad, well in mate

BASED PRETTY MAN

FOLC

Do you yanks and aussies learn about British history at school at all?
Y'know since you haven't got any history of your own an that.

switch it to online and supplement labs with other shit if you're a stem chad

fuck knows lad but chinks gooks indowogs muslaysians all seem the exact same to me, big avoid i reckon

caving in Richard III’s head I imagine

Looks like welfare recipients will get $750 as a stimulus plan to try and keep the economy from ranking entirely
Into the fast lane with me see you losers

UvA

While I'm taking this seriously I agree fully with this. Our papers have not helped anything.

Gfs uni is shutting down completely from
Friday. They’re going to push everything online it seems

did the man kill his wife and fight the french

What the fuck since when was there a second clogwog

its just a reaction image, i usually feel the need to stick an anime image near the top of the thread just to prove anime's dominance over /brit/

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is it true australia just like 18% of its gdp on the stock market? wacky bruce knows no limit even at the top

anyone got that webm of the chinese girl with perfect chebs from yesterday?

Half of us probably couldn’t even point out Britain on a map

there are at least three

It's calculated per week but gets paid every four, so per pay period it's actually an extra £5.60 which is noice.

I've been saying for years that there are 3-4 but no onebelieves it

Australia didn't come from nothing colonisation was simply a fork in the path of culture
We are siblings not parent and child

every other country: shuts down schools, hospitals, businesses and quarantines millions

britain: just catch it and you'll be immune

base or cringe?

i did 2 years in an american school and we did a bunch of egypt history

based

>1
Willy the conkers 3rd son, assassinated one brother and beat the other in a war.
>2
compromise king after the anarchy, ruled half of france and had a civil war with his sons
>3
ruled for decades, brought back magna carta and built westminster abbey
>4
first lancastrian king, lead a popular revolt against dicky 2
>5
son of the former, won agincourt, would have become king of france if he didn't die before his mad father-in-law
>6
son of the former, reigned for decades, lost france, went mad
>7
basically the same as 4

Yeah we're literally fucked and it's not even the housing bubble which is going
Which will cause a second even greater recession

based
keep calm and carry on

i.4cdn.org/int/1583961881586.webm

ye

Extremely based
Trusting the immune system of the hardy anglo man

It is unsettling to see America cancelling everything while we just carry on as normal. The approach in the UK seems characteristically arrogant.

>Henry V
now that was a based king

Same here. Its fucking dumb too since it only means that it'll be worse and that the markets crash 2 weeks later. Its just fucking stupid

>don't use a case on my phone but it's a durable model anyway so don't care
>use a matte plastic screen protector because I like the feel
>have zero issues for two years, dropping it multiple times without damage to the screen or any cracks in the glass backing
>at the gym timing myself on reps
>put my phone on top of a bar while the timer is on
>finish my set
>go to grab it and the fucking things flies off the side, and falls face first on some metal weights about a metre below
>the impact site was right over the front cameras right where my screen protector has a notch in it to allow the cameras to work
>massive cracks all over the top of the phone
>go to swipe down on the notification bar and it doesn't work
>front camera is all distorted due to light reflecting in the crack through the glass
>almost start crying in the gym because I was planning on using this phone for another 2 years at least
>even the dodgiest Indian repair places with 1 star google reviews want $200 to replace the screen
So what phone should I buy then, /brit/? Was thinking of getting a Note 9 or Note 10+ but I don't like the fingerprint scanner locations.