Do you go outside today?

i have to go outside today and be among a bunch of people, uni class
my hope that god is brazilian and alcohol

Same happens here. People are too retarded.

I give a fuck about that flu like most people do

Only boomers seem to worry because they're most likely to die lmao.

This entire thing has been a shitshow so I'm not really surprised. Basically people making the worst possible mistake all over the planet at every possible opportunity is why we're here now.

But I'm smart. You gotta get up pretty early in the morning to get me.

Bitch I got malaria, dengue fever and h1n1 flu

Your corona virus doesn’t scare me

>I got malaria, dengue fever and h1n1 flu
bitch dafuq, r u brazilian?

i had dengue when i was in high school, it was like any other day, i barely skipped school days, i didn't even know that dengue was letal lmao
anyway i'm shitting my pants to this new coronavirus because is extremely way easier to get than dengue

I think I go eat something near my house

I need to attend uni. Hope I will survive, bros.

I’ve lived in French Guyana and Reunion island. Dengue fever isn’t that bad really, I was just exhausted all the time.
Corona is just a bad flu, unless you have other health issues you should be fine

I will only leave the house to buy food, water and toilet paper from now on. I had a meeting on Wednesday but it might get cancelled.

heading out soon. need to fill up diesel and my alcohol cabinet. not that i fear corona but thoose two things are what i fear to run out of should people start to panic
>fuck toiletpaper i scoop it out with my fingers if i have to
>but no way im remaining sober should there be a quarantine or lock down

Coronavirus panic started here 1.5 month ago.
but no one infect coronavirus in my area.
I live in town 30 min to Tokyo.
So I guess coronavirus already there in Europe since october / november.

uni is dangerous bro
u should absent

I haven't left my apartment all year. Agoraphobia makes for a pretty solid defense against pandemics I guess.

My campus is one of the most crowded in Europe. I need to attend because I have a rated exam, normally.

i don't wanna lose my fren by corona.

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I can't get toilet-paper ;_;
still no toilet-paper in store.

I got water and toilet-paper.
what kind of food are you going to buy?

I don't want to lose you too :(

you don't need to worry me.
because I never go outside.

Going to work.
Washing my hands after the bathroom, before eating and after the subway. I do that all the time though.

based.

bread, butter, cheese (yellow and cottage), some meat (kiełbasa), yogurts, eggs, some vegetables (carrot, onion, garlic, celery, parsley), some fruit (apples, pears, oranges, bananas), and honey.

Since everything else is closed down
I'll just go restock on alcohol, tobacco, yogurt, coffee and some other foods that are durable hopefully
I feel like I'm smoking and drinking excessively because my only real social interactions are Skype calls and you faggots right now

WE CAN'T COPE WITH ALL THESE AT THE SAME TIME
which means CASE FATALITY RATE WILL GREATLY INCREASE

PLAIN LANGUAGE: PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE SURVIVED WITH MEDICAL CARE ARE GOING TO DIE WITHOUT IT

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Frozen food or canning also good.
Coronavirus panic already starts even in Poland also?

I don't want to, but I've lost a lot of money so going to have to buy some booze, but I'll wait until it's late and everybody else is home

Great. The government just shut down all schools in the country for a minimum of two weeks. Time to snuggle up and watch anime all day.

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Yesterday the first person died because of coronavirus, which was announced today. All schools and universities are closed for at least 2 weeks. All events are cancelled. People start to panic.

you'll be fine

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same here.

>Statistics from over a month ago

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>my poor parents are in danger
nooooooooo

so
Anglo Saxon elite planed this??

youtube.com/watch?v=fPSILtAa10s

onlinemathlearning.com/theoretical-probability.html

Retarded cuck virus, people die everyday from other shit, it's literally nothing. I hope people that panic buy get infected with ass cancer and die.

calorie mate and water for 30 days

hang on this one is better
softschools.com/math/topics/theoretical_vs_experimental_probability/

>UK government won't close unis and schools and plans to "let the virus spread through the country so we gain herd immunity"

What the fuck is this shit? I can't take it anymore I just wanted to lock up inside for 2 weeks. FOR FUCK SAKE BORIS

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I am not actually worried about it all. Since I'm young and generally in good health, and also actually have good insurance, I've been getting groceries for old/disabled people in my neighborhood so they don't have to go out and risk extra exposure.

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> I'm young and generally in good health
>and also actually have good insurance

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Wow, you guys really are suicidal. Are you ready to die for England?

Oh no, America is gonna get fucked worse than China because of our jewish insurance companies who would turn my whole village into a graveyard to save $20. But what can one person do about that?

I'm staying home for 14 days as decided by the company I work at. Private corporations acted faster and more sensible than the actual government.

Thank god we have a bajillion money in reserves otherwise this country would've been absolutely destroyed by the recession and laughable oil prices.

Sorry, didn't know you were a villager.
I too am from a small village. We will be the only ones to survive. God bless the countryfolk

Currently in a packed bus headed to work in an office so no preparations are being made. Nobody is doing anything. A single based black man is the only one wearing a mask.

Someone is coughing as I type this.

Same, ppl are still talking about travel plans to Yurop even though they know coronavirus is getting bad. Idiots

no one here is taking it seriously :(

you should be more worried about Burgers.
BUILD THAT WALL

They claim they will waive fees for tests, but it's well known by now there's a huge test shortage, so some places are just refusing to test anyone with 'regular' flu symptoms unless they've also been to China, in direct contact with an infected person, etc. But that's just the tests, actual treatment will costs 100s or maybe 1000s of dollars, so people who can't afford will avoid hospitals until it becomes urgent (or they die) and will go to work, handle food, etc and spread it even more. It will get a lot worse over here, it's just not as bad as Italy right now because we're not dense with tourist.

Did nothing except sleep all day due to fever and flu despite taking a flu vaccine just 4 months ago.

I have prepped since january. I have not left my apartment since mid february.