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Ottoman hamam edition

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you are cucks if you keep posting in a turk thread

iyi günler.

I will go to thr CATHOLICchurch at 2 pm.

>mfw using all this panic to scare boomers by coughing whenever i pass by one

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>Posts anyway
You're a failure.

Why is turkey hiding the number of corona patients they have? There's no way they have only one 1 case lmao

our country isn't the size of a province like yours my friend, nobody is hiding anything

>80 million people
>shit ton of migrants
>like 1 infected

I'm sneezing all day. I had to go to the infective at 8mi septemvri now I'm carrying corona

except Erdogan hid the whole of Wikipedia for 2 years because he can't handle the truth xD

>Historical Aydos Hotel
>Aydos
Is this Rum??

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Not just that, someone wrote there was a case detected in Northern Cyprus. And you can only get there through Turkey lmao

migrants don't affect coronavirus rates, it's because we haven't tested that many people yet
people still use Sikipedia?

Quite the opposite, you can't hide anything in small countries. Here I can go anywhere in the country, meet a person and have a common acquaintance with him, literally.

the fact that magyar has been bullied out of this general once again proves the anti intellectual nature of balkan "people"

>large amounts of people going in and out of my country doesn't effect the spread of a virus
>it's because we haven't tested that many people yet
fair enough, how many have you tested? is that information even available?

I agree, Krasno...

No one bullied him out lmao, he started the poll expecting people to beg him to stay

Balkans: Slavic speaking greeks.
Anatolia: Muslim greeks.
Greece: Orthodox turks.

Prove me wrong.

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thing is, if there were that many cases here, they would have been announced. old people look for excuses to go to the hospital anyways, they probably get tested, especially after we had a confirmed one

I'd post my family tree but I'm outside, phonefagging.

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Actually pretty impressed you can get several good pictures within a minute of walking distance.

That chinese shit is like dumping a truck of fertilizer on your field, and 95% of it being washed by the rain. You can kill the virus with literally just soap. And it literally dies on its own if its outside of a mammal body for about an hour or so.

Having a döner break. I'm posting these so the/balk/cel freax and the corona-pussies can witness what the outside world/a corona-free country loox like.

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Also,
>Trying to take a photo of the Ottoman hamam
>African person in a suit bumps me
>>Sorry friend. I'm sorry.
>It's okay!! No worries!!
>*My distant kinsman smiles, makes a thumbs up and walx on*
Is this real... Am I really a first worlder??

Thanx fren.

I'm eating my döner by this Ottomanesque building

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>Phone battery running low
I'll have to duck at a cafée to recharge it... I'm at the museum btw. See you soon, lads...

Ermm.... turks? Hello?

Having african gentlemen in your city is a sure sign of firstworldness.

turkish nationalism btfo by one post

Ugh, can this coronashit just fuck off when it warms up a bit. Tired of all the doom and gloom.

summer is going to feel so comfy
No more refugee crap
No more chinkvirus
No more stock market crash
Crazy global warming will be less obviously evident

It will fuck off when it warms, then come back next winter. The same as all the other corona viruses we have. They are seasonal.

>all the other corona viruses
Like for example? The seasonal SARS epidemics?

As per wiki:
>Human coronavirus 229E (HCoV-229E)
>Human coronavirus OC43 (HCoV-OC43)
>Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus (SARS-CoV)
>Human coronavirus NL63 (HCoV-NL63, New Haven coronavirus)
>Human coronavirus HKU1
>Middle East respiratory syndrome-related coronavirus (MERS-CoV), previously known as novel coronavirus 2012 and HCoV-EMC
>Severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), previously known as 2019-nCoV or "novel coronavirus 2019"

SARS and MERS were pretty big in media. They were the pig flu and the bird flu iirc? They are still around seasonally.

>They were the pig flu and the bird flu iirc
No. One of them had 30% mortality rate. But they killed people quickly with visible symptoms and did not spread in Europe and the US.

My fists are hungry for Monkeydonian blood.

Noooo royal families were mixed!!!! Quick someone call Robespierre!!!!

Viruses that kill people too much are evolutionary weak. A good virus is meant to be sneaky. Humans specifically evolved the behavior where we get depressed, tired and antisocial when we are sick, so we can avoid spreading the virus. So the virus has to trick us into thinking we are healthy so we can spread it.
Viruses that kill burn bright, for a small time, then die off. Viruses that are just mild annoyances live a very long time and infect many hosts. Those are the successful viruses.
This coronavirus we have now is at like 0.5% death rate, it has long legs.

based

But they said it wont be affected by the heat. Its strong in Australia and other desert hellholes as well.

0.5? Isnt it 3.8?

Its 3.8 in places where only the dying people are counted. Korea counted EVERYONE, they have mandatory checks all over the place, and a lot of healthy people are surprised they are positive.
So when you look at all infected, not just the ones that are bad enough to go to a hospital, the death rate is lower. But 0.5% is still very high. The common flu is 0.1%, and its a very serious killer.

oh no no

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Perfect time to Brexit.

Look at Link, and remind yourself of all the people "buying the dip" yesterday.

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Looks like a good time to buy?

The death rate is 0.7% to 3.4% as I've seen.

Thanks, China.

Death rates in countries that don't test all people are irrelevant. They are basically not "deaths per infected persons", they are "deaths per person sick enough to seek help". This isn't the same.
Only Korea thus far actually tests all people, and not just the sickest, and their death rates fluctuate between 0.4% and 0.6%.

Is Link still a think? Remember it being shilled everywhere on Yas Forums like 2-3 years ago

It was still a thing until a few hours ago. Right now it literally hit $0.00 for a moment.

Group B flu is 1% though, so higher than Coronachan.

lel wtf

>medical doctor, epidemiologist and nutritionist all at the same time
>bullshitcoin master and top of his class in memeoconomics thanks to biz
>master architect of broken bike lanes in his backwater capital
>master of technology cause he's using iPenis products following the dogma expensive shit = good shit
>testicle shaped chin like Popeye and face like a ghoul from Nazi Zombies


WOW the fyromretard is the epitome of a man, if only we were like him WE'D BE SO SUCCESSFUL :D

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NOOOO NOT NIGEL, HE IS OUR BEST PLAYER

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Motherfucker

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