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Charli edition

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charli sexysex

*pisses in your pocket*
*tells you it's raining*

I wish to find the witch doctor who has stolen my genitals and will pay top dollar for the information

youtube.com/watch?v=UNAr5tzZxdk
he's in here

personally i think vaginas should be referred to as sexholes

I don't understand why people- KNOWING that another new thread can't be made until page 8, which usually takes a few hours- decides to make the new thread edition something as boring as a sexy woman, because they happen to be horny. Where's the imagination and creativity?

OO EE OO AH AH
TING TANG
WALLA WALLA BING BANG

we're all in here

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thats not him he spoke in those clicky tongues

Don't wanna stick out like a sore thumb when I head for the Isles this spring, How can a burger blend in? What's poppin over there?

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thats quite rude

tom hanks and his wife are here in australia for some reason and they've both tested positive for the chink sniffles
it's over lads

Did you guys hear that podcast where that dude said they have proof that CBD actually cures coronavirus I think he was a doctor or some shit

talk really loudly like you mongs always do that will help you fit in

If I get the Chinkyflu I'm almost certainly going to die because my lungs are fucked.

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need to stop scratching legs. but they itch!

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

You are going to stick out by nature of how you dress, your accent and other mannerisms that have to do with basic interaction that vary from country to country

really don't rate this gimmick

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Sir! Please to do the needful, sir.

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be miserable

abc.net.au/news/2020-03-12/12048334
>About 1.5 million people in New South Wales will contract the COVID-19 coronavirus, according to the state's Chief Medical Officer.
>Dr Kerry Chant said each person who contracted the potentially deadly virus was predicted to infect, on average, at least two other people, based on statistical modelling.
it is just a flu.. right..

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Yeah, I know...maybe I'll just play it safe

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>each person who contracted the potentially deadly virus was predicted to infect, on average, at least two other people
wait wouldn't that mean that everyone except really rural farmers are probably gonna get it?

Wear a tweed jacket, top hat and monocle

bomboclaat

Its not going to matter real life isnt like int where people are constantly shitting on others for nationality because as fate would have it the people that actually go outside arent autistic

outside my house

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Not a Jew or a leftist but I'm sick of people saying everything is part of some grand Zionist plan to genocide white people.

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vito spatafore is an assmuncher

outside my hangar, nothin personal

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mad that yanks are going to vote against universal healthcare during a massive health scare

It was just a joke

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>production cars
oh how gauche

yanks really are tasteless at all levels of society

Pooniversal poocare

can I move to Australia? I can't live in this pos country anymore

Yeah, also tired of woke culture and people trying to apply tinfoil hat theories to literally everything

Look at this right here, some mad lad going full size drag truck UK style

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fuck off we're fool

reckon my life started spiralling out of control when i drank a carton of 2€ wine in portugal at the tender age of 17

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>tfw we are all going to die because chinks think it's ok to eat bats
what a fucking legacy

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apologize

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Anyone see the game last night?

Not British, just coming here to say that Charli's hot as fuggggg

she looks greasy and like you'd catch a couple STDs from her but god damn do i wanna bust a nut in that thot

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what was wenger thinking sending walcott on that early?

havent been thinking about this curryonrice virus at all but reckon im fucked for the same reason
would be worried more for my dad tho

mad how that would cost $500 and a six pack of bud light in america but probably cost like £5000 to import

Yeah, man kicked ball

is that the richie rich house?

How much is a 6er of stella over there

Bit this is cheaper than 1 bedroom flat in my city

Some dentist built it

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best answer

they only come in 4 packs at my local and it's £4.50 for one of them

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Can't believe orange Nero managed to destroy the economy in a matter of two weeks and didnt do anything to stop the spread of a pandemic until now

just cleaned my ears and the tips had black stuff on them and a tiny amount of blood how fucked am I?

what podcasts have you been listening to lately lads?

der schizowagen
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