/brit/

I feel like crack tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=GrJlje-GTu8
i love her

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>5'8
IT'S OVER

I need a laptop
I mean I don't but I'd like one

haven't purchased a new laptop in six years

Yay, commonwealth!

quit laughing at your post mate. we read it. dont havta read it anymore though. nice post, but man, quit quoting it brotha

Based Diego

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musta been a good one at the time. i need a new one too. what's biggest bang for buck?

i dunno an acer or something?

Schizo women has been sleeping with this guy who she met at the backpackers she was staying at. The guy is an alcoholic & she is moving into a holiday cabin supposedly today down near where I live.

...

got a used thinkpad that's been ok cost less than $200

>The guy is an alcoholic
wow he's just like me

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nigga that big and fancy aintdoin shit though. own people put the lockdown on em once the cash rolls in. chief knew some niggas, but he wasnt one of the niggas yknow? straight flippin fool though, his peeps got some niggas on the downlow for sure

YES I am an Incel
YES I hate women
YES I masturbate constantly
YES I am a NEET
YES I am a neo-Nazi
YES I do live of chicken nuggets
NO I will not have sex
NO I will not get a job
NO I will not have a shower
NO I will not go to the gym

She's been pretty quiet as of lately & hasn't been blowing up my phone with messages. I guess she is bored of me now. lol

need something that can play ps4 games on low

Stop drinking, idiot

Holy shit these people are all children

i live comfortably on 15k a year
dont see why anyone would need any more than that desu

i love women
love having sex with them haha

get a ps4 then you freak

*ring ring*
uhh hello, based department? we got a live one.

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you dont know how addiction works i take it.in words its simplest thing, in action it is hardest thing and people need to die around you

>Stop drinking, idiot

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might just do that, but, im a drifter, cant haul a tv around. i want to live like a vegabond but still have games. really cant drop money on a tv

securing a future for the white race from the confinements of my bedroom

I love women.
But they don't love me like that, so I won't be having sex.

how's that working out

please tell me mboko is safe

>i wasn't stillborn
this is proof enough that there is no god

I am le drink man.
Was baiting mon petit grenouille

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why not get a monitor

he's in a shipping container 7 feet below the surface. hes good. they ran fiber down there.

You can get a small TV for cheap.

alri geoff

what part of cant haul a tv around dont you understand? im living out of a bookbag

banger

youtube.com/watch?v=7979JPMLRFk

you darky jeffrey?

just got a fresh cut

Looks like I am about to get 4 weeks paid leave due to the corona virus shutting down all public services if the newspapers are to be believed. Thank you based pandemic.

alcohol is the devil

do the welsh speak english or welsh among themselves? do they speak proper english to english people?

are you the guy who lives in his car?

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youtube.com/watch?v=rIAQWr34De0
thinking about that /brit/ user with the french singing mother
lucky little bastard he was

the devil is in the detail

youtube.com/watch?v=rsWGdZoo1xY
a snyderkino man

creepy ass boards of canada tune
youtube.com/watch?v=i6cbNPfWEVo

i was honestly thinking of just buying supr cheap tvs and dropping them every few months, but packing a ps4 alng with my other shit just doesnt work. i have laptop, wireless mouse, chargers, and clothes. monitors and consoles i cannot drag around. laptops fit in backbacks nicely. i just want a decent one. the one i have no can play 360/ps3 games and minecraft pretty well, so ill just roll with what i have for another year or two i think.

je m'appelle jose and toi? ksq tu faites matenau?

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 50% (+5)
LAB: 29% (-4)
LDEM: 11% (-1)
GRN: 2% (-1)

via
@KantarPublic
, 05 - 09 Mar
Chgs. w/ GE2019, GB results

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more like fedoras of canada

probably not, i live in other peoples cars. hangout at mcdonalds and dunkin donuts most the time. wish i had my own car. maybe ill try to save for a mini van.

here's your sandwhich bro

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would you rather live in the UK or GB?

monitors are smaller than tellies

have been hypnotized with high frequency sounds waves to go berserk when my trigger word is spoke. don't know what the word is yet, but I reckon it's not for me to know.

very true. i know tons of homeless dpefiends and coke fucks, but the alcohol ones are truly a mess that cant be fixed. constantly kick themselves in the teeth

kraut gamer m8 told me to go join societies at uni even though I graduated
pretty sure this is a horrendous strat bound to backfire
even worse cos I'm technically staff there now

>Black science man

Ruined my immersion

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built for my mouth

do you not have parents you can live with until you get back on track?

Idea for a romcom. Two people hook up on a night out. Wake up and have to self isolate for two weeks in one of their flats because of COVID-19. Working title: Just the two of (vir)us.

climate change is real but it has little to do with human activity and there's basically nothing we can do to affect it
climate hysteria is cultism

sunderlad here

...

youtube.com/watch?v=AZzaYz80QDA

youtube.com/watch?v=Zh8pcUiq-Pw
breathe in... that's fear
how KINO was that? i'll tell you: very kino

ah yes really makes one pause for thought how the bbc only allows a select few articles to have comments open to the public

NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO EAT THE BUGS!!!

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Climate change is actually good because it will result in most of the UK being flooded, like God always intended.

they take up 89% of a bags room. you can break the atand off, but then you have a monitor that cant stand. you dont undrstand, i need an all in one technology but it bigger and better than a phone, laptop is only way to go. but honestly, i wouldnt feel comfortable wandering aound wit an actually expensive laptop. thoght the one i have now has broken 26 times. always a heart attack. ill just wait i guess until im in a stable situation. i just wish i could run new games sometimes but it isnt that important

climate change caused corona virus.
now corona virus is causing a massive climate change.

no. i mean, i do technically, but i cant live with them. they are perpetually poor soul suckers and im sure they''d steal whatever i have to pay rent and play innocent. we have a long history and i just cant go back to them. and i refuse to bother reletives, they dont derseve that shit

Cavill and Fatfleck are so exquisitely cast in this particular duo

I think Le tortured Batman was perfected by Bale but this duo just werkz

climate change is basically mutating and developing new strains. used to be global warming. now it is just some weird weather patterns.

BBQ pork bahn mi is the staple of the white collar Australian man

Egyptian hieroglyphs really are bizarre.

went gym for the first time in years
bit weak aha

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>these restrictions will not apply to the United Kingdom
Quite based I must say

Might have sex with a pillow.

Don't care what she looks like as long as she isn't morbidly obese or violently ugly.

imagine if corona was 100% deadly. and the infection rate around the world could reach 70%

Bale was SHIT
cannot stand Nolan shit films after this youtube.com/watch?v=PL4DkW2D-Mw
snyder gets it

just had one actually

Damn that would be based.

I'm from there

ugly or obese?

I just go on reddit to coom

Love Baleman
Love Batfleck
simple as

Who here living at home forever?

I bought my own house last year. It is great being able to coom in your living room.

Can be ugly without being obese and can be obese without being ugly.

well I've got 60k in the bank. I'm hoping I can afford to buy a home by the end of the year

ok question 1. how is it 1am right now when it was 9pm about 20 minutes ago?
question 2. why is my downstairs neighbour, a woman, using a power drill at 1am?
why does she even have a power drill?
worlds going mad I tell you

right then time for a wank
any suggestions?

Yeah you’re the only Europeans allowed to go to America now wahey