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soldiering on till 00:00 and will then shall take my rest

go to the doctor lad.

get your head sorted, and go from there. you can always go back to uni. I know a bloke who fucked high school up so bad he barely graduated. he kicked shit in jobs for a bit, then decided to get his shit together.

ended up become an aeronautical engineer at 30. you're only 21. people your age are in uni until 25 easily.

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Is she the one of YA DUN GOOFED fame? I can't believe it's been 9 years and 9 months since that summer of shitposting.

>not posting the superior version

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not really
some of them were brought on about my mother being ill and not doing what i wanted to do

People will never understand till its them

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the new ink

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>go to the doctor lad.

>get your head sorted, and go from there. you can always go back to uni. I know a bloke who fucked high school up so bad he barely graduated. he kicked shit in jobs for a bit, then decided to get his shit together.

>ended up become an aeronautical engineer at 30. you're only 21. people your age are in uni until 25 easily.

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Shahar on the ropes

he overreacted, still not good for a 22 year old to fuck a 17 year old, its not immoral, but its not right either.

your success was determined on the second of your conception
no amount of shower or haircuts or weightlifting can change a thing

Honest opinions?

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you simpo

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That's one happy hamster.

unironically the age of consent should be 25

Hello

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>Alcoholism
Stop drinking then, you're 21 for god sake. Or just cut it down to one or two a night.
>Major depression
Meh, I go in and out of depression every few months. It's shite but you have to just soldier on
>Debt
You're 21, couldn't be that much
>Feel terrible all the time
depression and overthinking everything
>Fucked Uni up big time
Then either unfuck it by putting the head down or drop out and do a trade. They pay more anyway.
>Feel like my life is going nowhere and constantly compare myself to other people more successful and happy
then don't do this, you fucking retard. Nobody cares about and you really don't care about anyone else either. Realise that and stop caring
>constantly skint
get a part time job? Or work full time if moneys that important. Dont feel you HAVE to do college. Maybe a year working and getting your head screwed on then going back to education is what you need, theres nothing wrong with that.

There's no way to really fuck up your life without killing yourself.

Never liked this version. A little too commercial and standardized to appeal to a late 90s' euro-club audience.

lol the file name is poo as well

Raining quite a lot out there.

give one justification for a 17 year old girl to fuck a 22 year old, you can't.

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Nice, how much is it.

>do a trade

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>6% chance you will die from corona virus

I'm scared lads, what happens when you die?

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poo surrounds you and enters your passageways

from her perspective?
he's got a car and his own place
probably something of a disposable income

>Nobody cares about and you really don't care about anyone else either.
If you aren't 6'5+ and shredded all women will hate you and all men will mock you.

Holy fuck, peng mexican food
Lads let's go get some

This is the diametric opposite of a tradie.

mental how things as beautiful as this exist and people still say god isn't real

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>he hasn't seen the uma delica delicacy

nah, they probably invented corona

mental how I could mong any one of you into the stratosphere if I so pleased

listening to one winged angel to channel my inner primal gamer

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pretty impressive delt insertions to be fair

>This is the diametric opposite of a tradie.

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>alcoholism
>21
yeah, nah
you have plenty of time to nip that in the bud before it becomes a problem

ew

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wales is a mystical land of post human transcendence

only the north though, the south is a post industrial wasteland

I am an incel.

This is really good advice and I have talked to numerous people in my life about what I am feeling yet I am just grinning and bearing it and letting life pass me by.
Im still at Uni, don't know if I want to repeat a year considering. Need to get in the right head space first
This is good advice and what I've been told but like I said I'm in this stasis where I just don't do anything. It's all my fault it really is

I am an incel.

I didn't realise the term 'pop 'em out' was literal

>at hotel room my friend rented, guy I don't like very much, don't care if this is the last time I ever see him
>he leaves, start smoking weed in bed in the room because my bags are packed and I'm gonna leave in a moment anyway
>knock knock
>fat middle aged woman screeches "I'M GONNA NEED A CREDIT CARD FROM YOU!!!"
>say no and walk out
>nothing ever happens, I face no repercussions from this whatsoever, my friend gets an extra 100 dollar charge, he is still my friend
lmfao. why do angry old ladies try to pull this shit? did you seriously think I was gonna hand you my credit card? why would I do that? I have no legal obligation to do that. are you mentally retarded?

fucking chinese. need them out this country as soon as simple as

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The delts weren't what was funny

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Absolute gold on /sp/

how much and how often do you drink?

>talked to numerous people in my life about what I am feeling

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blueberries increase cognitive performance.
berries in general are very good for you.

I know I saw your post the first time, I just respect the man's deltoid insertions

Bullying liverpool isn't funny.

96 jokes got old by 1996.

organic tesco mature cheddar

My lifes been pretty great, I've done all sorts, lead an interesting life considering my circumstance. I'm quite the tragic hero at 21 and I've got the future planned out to some sorts, life really is mixed up as of late and whether I buck up my ideas and get myself sorted mentally is just a matter of time. BLog on
Drink every night usually, binge drink 2-3 times a week when I can afford it. Everyone likes a drink though don't they

pahty pahty

Whereabouts in the north
I'll be back home over Easter if you want a pint

never really got into footy so no clue what's happening

all my niggas ballas but this ain’t no footy match

great starter home for a family

You're a bent bender

..mate.

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For me it's Esoteric Dubyaism

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Looks boring and unimaginative. I bet it's tiny inside with those really awful low ceilings

ABLs getting some much needed release

Is that a 96 joke?

a worrying amount of people in the uk and usa think that black people came here as slaves like in america lol. you really forget how fucking stupid most people are.

ahhh yes the ol mam

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a lot of ppl criticize me for keeping open containers of piss in my room. hey pal. there's also cum and vomit everywhere

The ferry back in Direland already?

There's a term for this and it's called cultural imperialism.
Everyone consumes US media, so everyone thinks they're the US.

Jo Swinson?

no mate they want to believe that and want other people to believe that

i dont

>Drink every night usually, binge drink 2-3 times a week
been there myself, all i can say is knock it in the head while you're still young and you still have your physical health
after 2 weeks off it you will feel noticablly better
not saying it'll be sunshine and rainbows but your baseline mood will have increased

we fell in love in a hopeless plaaaace

I work in a call centre and I know 100% toil will NOT close

nah a lot of white people do believe that. uk blacks don’t believe it because they know they are immigrants.

Had to pretend to give a shit about Cheltenham at the barbers today.

You're right they didnt, they did however have their homeland asset stripped by the british empire

Well how are they going to explain the terrible behavior of black people if they just immigrated here like Indians or Chinese?

I hate women.

Considering a monumental intellectual art wank

When i go to liverpool I fly, its usually cheap and way quicker

makes sense tbf
there's literally no way you could decentralise people using phones

Hmm yes, which horse got put down

I cannot stand women