They hide something

fuck off we’re full

why are all their flags the same fucking template
why cant scandinvaianese be creative

thats why elks have longer horns with up to 20 spikes. btw if you come dont go north of oslo its just barren lands, total waste of time, here there be monsters as they said on old maps.

I know what you're up to

i want to fuck her so bad...

theyre NPC automatons, or thats what they want us to believe to hide something
dumb norgayian, we sailed unknown oceans, explored and conquered hostile and unknown lands, discovered new species, animal and human, breeded with them, genocided them, what makes you think northern Norway will stop us

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that moose is pretty metal

Do NOT try us. You will not be happy with the result. BEGONE!

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Moose are generally bigger than bulls.

well use bigger rapiers then

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Then we'll send the bears.

i have this image in my mind of colourful wooden houses, in a green leafy neighbourhood, with the faint smell of lingonberries permeating through and the sound of the baltic sea in the backgrund

is this real?

Begone spaniardo retardo, you are not prepared for the horrors of the north.

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Based
We will get Spain back

No
Get lost there is nothing there

>is this real?
No, just permafrost and draugr walking the street.

Inshallah

Allah tests us in much harsher way. During the ramadan we can just eat 1h window

something magical about taking the ferries across and around the baltic. with all your weird little flags together.

i think heaven might be summer in sweden.

I'm studying Bokmål so I can move up there and fuck your women!
(actually only want to get a salary that doesn't feel like borderline slavery and look at pretty fjords in the weekends but I wouldn't mind getting friendly with Norwegian people too)

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Perhaps. Pic is where I live.

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>spain admits to fucking animals

silence, fools!
the spaniard knows nothing. do not entice him to look further
all shall be revealed soon enough... and by then it shall be far too late

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The Canary Islands, more accurately known as Grankaøyene, will be a Norse colony by the end of the century.

Sorry my Jarl.

>with the faint smell of lingonberries permeating through

Other forest smells overpower faint smells. You'll mostly be smelling decomposition in the fall and trees in the summer.

with Jesus Christ on our side we have nothing to fear

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t. coronavirus

Your god is weak here.

where do you think mexicans come from idiot

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Man... This is where I live. Legitimately envious of you guys.

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>we sailed unknown oceans, explored and conquered hostile and unknown lands, discovered new species, animal and human, breeded with them, genocided them
thats just soo 900, you guys where too late for that show. vikings goofed around in spain and portugal long before you even know where norden was.

At least you've got good beer there.

While you could only sail the shores of Europe half of the planet, land and oceans bear spanish names

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Boat life is proper life here in Norden.
I live the entire summer on my old boat.

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vikings traveled parts of the world, realised the world was shit, then returned home and stayed there ever after

now with voice
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Whats the deal with all the swedish flags? Every time i see a swedish yt video it always has little swedish flags in it. Every time people graduate and shit. Why is that?

Should have never come here

fucking based
nice accent user

ok thats based

Det grin til sidst, er stor fan.

What's wrong with the flag? We like to have it up.
>Every time people graduate
Here, have pics

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yeah that guy as soooo brave after the armored horseman has speared and bled the bull to death.

Fucking nice

lold

They started a moon colony hundreds of years ago. That's the explanation to why there's barely any people still living in those countries.

maybe thats were they got their blue eyes and blond hair...makes sense

What the fuck. This is too conservative sven and it contradicts your progressiveness stop it now!

They can also run like motherfuckers through the snow.

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No they never got anything back from the colony since everyone they send there dies

Swedes and nords and Finns are not real vikings only real vikings come from Denmark

Finnish girls with chinky blue eyes and blonde hair are the best combination.
t. i'm a man with those theyre not good with men

*smacks lips*
ayo hol up

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Swedes are varagnians. They were much cooler