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poo

Yes? Janitor? This is the one

the /brit/ in my day wouldn't have been so easily cowed by unpaid cleaning staff

Not like me to ignore a chebs edition but alas I know it’s not long for this world

>Disgraced film producer Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 23 years in prison for rape and sexual assault.
wahey

who is joao felix

Frankly, Mr Shankly

is there a boogaloo with the googaloo?

>oh no i b-better not post for 10 minutes in case the janitor lurks and m-maybe the lads on /brit/ w-won't read my important poo post
cucks desu

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Tough love but fair

Proper love it when i'm two stepping with Deano at the club me like

fun to imagine what the news would be running into the ground if not for the ol' 'rona

did you know that just the other day some guy was shot to death by police outside westminster? I mean literally a day or 2 ago. Would have been all over the news if not for the current situation

No I did not know that

killed by the boogeyman (police)

Listening to a song and it absolutely slaps
Won't be sharing it with you though sorry

Experience heart break every day

I didn't realise you wrote such bloody awful poetry

>No members of the public or police officers were injured in Westminster
not that mad

probably wouldn’t be my cup of tea anyway

>The number of coronavirus cases in NSW has jumped from 65 to 77 overnight.
aaa it's hooppening 77 in a state of 7 million aah

waking up is pretty tragic

NEED a resurgence of great british guitar pop

I didn’t mean to be so rude,
Still I must speak frankly, Mr Shankly,
Oh give us money

>US up to a .0000002% wuhan flu rate
It's all over.

spend half my day looking at topless girls on the internet
don't need to see them on my /brit/ too

got poo in my eye

mums just told me they’re going away for the weekend so I’ve got between now and Friday to organise some shags for the weekend ergh

70s - 80’s was a fantastic time for British and Australian music

Case rate doubles every 4 days

OH YEAH?
*thinks about posting it but then realizes it's a trick to get me to post it*
Nice trie

spent a weak avoiding sneezing strangers on the tram, read today that sneezing is not a symptom of the corova virus, cough is.

no it wasn’t, i’m fairly certain you and I have quite different music tastes

>The death toll from an outbreak of coronavirus in Italy has jumped by 168 to 631, an increase of 36%, the Civil Protection Agency said on Tuesday, the largest rise in absolute numbers since the contagion came to light on Feb. 21.

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Put a banging selfie on my Snapchat story, the bait has been cast now to see what I get on the end of my rod

how many of them were over the age of 70
cut the bullshit zoomzoom

gf is a student so is happy to just lounge about the flat all day
pretty based imo, I fuck her in the morning and fuck her when I get back and then usually a couple of times at night
Basically a living cock sleeve, she can’t get enough of it

is this what it means to be a normie lads

Yeah cause dry coughs and that innit

Alex Salmon getting the same treatment soon.

SO LOOK AT YOUR WATCH NOW
YOU'RE STILL A SUPER HOT FEMALE
YOU GOT YOUR MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT
AND THEY'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR TRACK

Fair enough.
List your top 3 albums

hello every body i have a girl friend

any pathetic manlet in

>it: retards who don’t understand exponential increase rates

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brith: the birth of a brit

so she's living rent free, does she buy food or does she eat for free as well?

same

yeah; rorke

>British tourist in Bali is Indonesia's first confirmed coronavirus death
the wh*te is no match for the austronesian bvll

nice chinese girl smiled at me the other day
didn't really do me any favours

any injured injun man in?

Tv show idea: the undateables - /Brit/ edition

no she pays for half the rent and a fair share of the food too
her student accommodation loan covers it easily, it’s stupid expensive for uni dorms here

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Friends_of_Wales_Caucus
based

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they prefer not to say

proper scared of coronavirus ngl

insame

really fucking hate yanks
so so sooooooooo bad

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all the blokes on there could conceivably be britposters

Stay safe lad

*destroys the american empire single-handedly*
you're welcome

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Suck
Your
Mum

iktf

is she actually sucking a dick?

hoe

lucky man, enjoy it while it lasts

what is she doing

bullshit

that the guy who ate the bat soup?

any cybergoth man in

Yeah it’s a pretty popular clip

poo
bum
willy

any aspergoth man in

ahaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa the corona virus loooooool

suckin a fab

care to give me a link friend?

name pls

Would be vigorously shagging some chinky bint tonight were it not for the old 'rona

cody

thats a strange range of motion for sucking a dick.

Don’t have one I’m afraid, only seen it in webm form on /gif/

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Why did she die?

*thrusts a poo-covered bamboo stake into you*
dumb imperialist

she'd do great on blacked.com
got the undies for it

i've never had sex

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just remembered racism still exists and burst into tears

Just got diagnosed with the 'virus lads
Have been through an airport, in large crowds, travelling everywhere in the country
Might be banned from Jordan

this lad just ended racism

keeping racism ticking over in midfield lads

british culture

r u 4 real

im literally in disbelief that people have sex

scared of catching it init
all the best azn slags get trafficked over here in presumably unsanitary conditions

what's it feel like?

Love Trumps Hate

based

no you haven't
be quiet

would you rather be banned from jordan or from Yas Forums?

>31 posters
oof

The Headmaster Ritual

cracking chebs
didn't see anything like this in my time in the 'ar 'ast

mesmerising

what does this have to do with local northamptonshire politics?

I'm in this video
youtube.com/watch?v=SoWSuxBy6oo

jordan