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Or I will smother you with my folds of fat.

You'd have to catch me first fatso

Blessing this thread

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Lads, I don't feel too good.

You know, there are ways I can catch up to you. Like catching you with a lasso, or running you over with a Jeep.

it's over

What's wrong?

Based.
Thanks for defending me user. We incels must stand together. Afterall, we don't have anyone else...

Indeed. Such is the way of things...

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Feel like dying :(

Why?

I think I might be diseased or it's just sleep deprivation.
I'm sickly pale, have red eyes and feel very light-headed.

what about fever?

Let us know how you feel tomorrow. Hope it's nothing serious.

Have no thermometer on me.

On the plus side I do not cough, so that's most likely not covid19.

Anybody watching Liverpool vs. Atletico?

It's too late now.

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Respiratory problems?

Rather watch a bus parking lot

Nothing like that.

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I hate my neighbors like you wouldn't believe. I wish I could live without neighbors, but unless you're extremely rich you will not be able to find an isolated house in this shithole.

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What would you do if corona killed 99% of humanity, including your family?

Me? I'd probably rob a few stores and find castle in Central Europe to live in alone.

>„Jsme poměrně malá země. Když bude případů hodně a budou se šířit, zavřeme hranice. Ktomu vnějaké etapě dojde vřadě evropských zemí a mělo by se to koordinovat vrámci Schengenu“
i shall make a raid on pilsen and bash the degenerates, whos with me

I shall make a raid on the fridge
who's wit me

I want to have sex with fridge.

I physically cringe when I see someone using pepe as an avatar outside 4chins.

why would anyone even do that?
I cringe on people outside of 4ch using the ">" sign aka meme arrows

Should I start stocking up on food because of this Corona-chan panic? Italy shut down literally everything already.
Boo fucking hoo 3% death rate, normalshits should grow some fucking balls.

Yeah, might as well.

I stocked some Barilla spaghetti.

People buying out toilet paper, macaroni and rice over here. Grandma causing panic.
Fucking retards.

Hope Corona-chan reliefs me of my struggles

My family keeps bugging me to leave my comfy flat and come to my grandma's village to chill there and wait it out because hurr durr villages are safer. Fucking retards, if I have it and infect my grandma she's as good as dead. But they just won't listen, panicky dumbasses.

It's a fucking collective hysteria at this point.
Fucking thots in the university group chat won't shut up either.

Incel Incelowski

I'm more scared of these panicking retards than I am of the actual virus.

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Yeah, people become retards when they're desperate. That's why everybody might as well stock up on toilet paper and food, to avoid a situation where the normshits emptied the stores and you're left with nothing.

I will help you.

Today I kicked two people from my tram

Ye I was planning not to buy any extra long-term food but the panicking people made me change my mind. I'm scared to even keep it outside of my flat (I have a commieblock basement cell) because if shit goes south they're gonna assault me on the stairs for my rice and toilet paper.

Be careful, man. Do you have a baseball bat or something to protect yourself, just in case?

why would you do that

Coughed loudly in our office building and boomers started quickly closing doors to their offices. Too late boomies you are already dead

I hate degens

Absolutely this.

I have lots of kitchen stuff, knives and hammers. Nothing that's longer ranged.

Fuck the boomers, may Corona-chan bring justice.

They pissed me off yesterday. Normally when you ene your shift you go to their office and give them your first aid kit and tram records. Since yesterday they put up a sign saying "DO NOT GO INSIDE. LEAVE YOUR STUFF OUTSIDE". Fucking boomers

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Why are you hating on your own kind?

don't know what to think about this

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I am millennial. Bane of both boomers and zoomers

You're clearly a boomer.

Spoiler : it ends with based TGM assassinating him

Thats clearly wrong

Proofs?

I hate Russians, muslims and jews.

I hate women and normies.

>I have two personalities...

Where is the incel edition?

Why women?

They're evil and extremely privileged.

>Not hating women

I like a lot of stuff that boomers hate and modern technologies are not anathema to me

Yes but they're beautiful...