Say hello to the next President of these United States of America!

God, imagine if he actually wins, reverses the cultural shift and all the political sperging on the internet dies down so we can go back to chilling like under Obama.

It would go to Gabbard.

Democrats really chose Trump over Bernie.

Hi Donald, how does it feel to win again?

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Conceivably if Trump keeps fucking up the stock market and Corona situation could he actually win? Asking burgers here to be honest/non-partisan.

he's not gonna win after the coronavirus rampage

Neither are likely, buttchug would be more likely.

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Beyond based.

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Neocons do not give a shit
His boomer base are just boomers and are too set in their ways to change
His young base is a bunch of kids who need a group to cling to and won't change
It's pretty much guarenteed that Trump will win again

It was elder abuse to let Biden run.

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That's not possible. America is polarized beyond salvation

>donny dumpo fans of all people playing the dementia card
never stops being funny

Real map

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Biden is less than a year younger than Sanders.

if you're american and you don't vote for him you should consider the noose

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>voting for an old jew
nah

Actually I can't read, give me banana ook ook

Is it? The candidate of polarization, Bernie Sanders, is being told a resounding NO in the primaries.

>voting for a commie
nah

Everything here makes sense but Delaware.
Not that it wouldn’t be funny if his home state didn’t vote for him, but how would Trump win there?

Biden polls the best against Trump LOL

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No because the US government bails out the private sector every time they fuck up, the stock market isn't the economy and the vast majority of Americans own no stocks or negligible stocks, and corona is expected to slow down over the warmer months and the geriatrics won't hold Trump responsible for it even if it gets bad again in the Fall. Whatever parts of the private sector are hit by the coronavirus will be gifted with billions in tax-payer money by the Trump administration, like he's doing with the airlines now.

There is absolutely a 0% chance Biden stands a chance against Trump. The Republicans are far better at this, and Joe Biden has never actually been good at this when having to compete on his own outside Delaware.

Let me ask you if you are old enough to remember swine flu.

>commie

If only...

>it's guaranteed that an impeached president with a 38% approval rating who barely defeated one of the most umpopular people in America the first time around will win re-election during a worldwide pandemic that he is bungling and a crashing economy
this is your brain on Putin semen and Yas Forums

Let's see those 2016 Clinton ones. You fucking mongrel.

Absolutely delusional. Sorry.

>Gallup found 55% of Americans reporting they own stock in April 2019, similar to the average of 54% Gallup has measured since 2010

Clinton lost because she was a woman.

this

t. typical anti-intellectual Trump-tard/Bernie-bro who disregards facts and statistics

This post is gold. No way this isn't a bait.

>voting for a commie millionaire
What's next? A jewish national socialist? A black white supremacist?

Owning employee gifted stock from working at AT&T is why I said negligible.

I don't get why anyone would want Biden as their president
If people thought Sanders was risky why didn't they back a "moderate" who's not senile like Buttigieg or Bloomberg? Why Biden of all people?

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OHNONONONO

And Biden will lose because he’s a dumb boomer, the rest of the boomers are voting for Trump and actual left-wingers hate him.

Bloomberg has more trouble speaking than Biden (and he has absolutely no charisma) and Blacks and Messicans didn't like Buttigieg

>Minnesota going red
Are you retarded?

shit-tier damage control, please detach yourself from the orange retard's dick

New Hampshire, Delaware and Minnesota wouldn't go red. And Maine would be a solid blue too.

Nah. Biden is trouncing Bernie because a lot of older voters are coming out in droves to vote for him, including in Michigan which Hillary lost.
>and actual left-wingers hate him.
Actual left wingers don't seem to vote anyway :^)

Please join reality. The thing that exists outside your reddit bubble.

OH NO NO NO

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Because he's not senile, that's Russian disinfo and Trump and his cultists projecting like the literal children they are. He's just as coherent as he was twenty years ago: not very.

new hamshire and minnesota were fairly close last time. Why can't they go red this year?

How is he feeling right now?

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Pre-corona I could see Trump winning, but post-corona he’s fucked. It’ll be an even worse case of incompetence than Katrina and unlike Katrina it’ll simultaneously tank the US economy.

There is a 0% chance anyone that voted for FUCKING HILLARY would vote for Trump

>He's just as coherent as he was twenty years ago
Imagine actually typing this

The point of nominating Biden was a concerted effort to stop Sanders, since Sanders is "radical" in the sense he'd pose a serious threat in raising taxes on the wealthy and establishing a national healthcare program that'd be less expensive and more efficient than the current one. Biden happened to dominate in South Carolina and looked as if to be the strongest, so there was a push for previous frontrunners like Buttigieg and Klobuchar to drop out and endorse Biden in exchange for promises of jobs in his administration. Klobuchar and Biden both accidentally already admitted he's gonna pick her for VP, and Buttigieg will probably be given one of those spook positions like Homeland Security, CIA Director, NSC Advisor.

I don't think the DNC actually cares if Biden wins (and they probably expect deep down that he'd perform extremely poorly). The point was to stop Sanders since he posed a serious threat in creating an actual democratic party representing the population, when political parties in the US are just supposed to be coalitions of business interests.

All of this is extremely obvious.

see
>MAGApede of all people screaming reddit
stop projecting, it's pathetic.

it doesnt matter, hes a stable and safer pick after what trump did in the past 4 years

>tulsi winning by default

>tfw you realize the only reason you were a thing 4 years ago is that you had a dick while the other contestant didn't
>tfw no one actually likes you
Hahaha

Oh, I think Donny is a buffoon and halfway demented himself, but so far he has been able to cover it better.

If I can't have my wall then I may as well get my free college

Minnesota hasn’t gone red since 72.

He's a fucking moron, ignore him.

Biden will destroy trump in the debates

Here's your tinfoil hat

US politicians won't die of Corona, period(OK maybe congress people but no senators/presidents)

They'll be put on vents/ECMO indefinitely while younger people die around then because they're taking up resources that could save many younger lives

In Italy they had to save the vents and ECMO for those with a fighting chance (younger), in the US that won't happen

what did they give trump at this time in 2016?

no the point of biden is because young and old will vote for him, sanders is going to spook the boomer voters because they are still paranoid about communism, hes effectively running 2-3 terms too early biden is safe play and even trump fears him for that

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>A black white supremacist?
youtube.com/watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ

there was no "concerted effort" to do anything, Bernie just fucking lost because he and his no-show loser voters are shit and Biden was a better candidate that people like more. Cry harder. Not reading the rest of that trash.

>WOW I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I'M READING JUST WOW LIKE OH MY GOD
stfu illiterate soylord

>the point of biden is because young and old will vote for him

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Trump is a rabid pitbull in debates and rarely prepares but when he does he sounds normal. Biden rambles on about corn pop and other senile boomer stories.

The young bernouts will sti vote for Biden over Trump.

>Biden rambles on about corn pop and other senile boomer stories.
Sounds like a winning speech to me

so when the media talks about "young people" liking sanders they really mean everyone under the age of 50?

some tranny made this, those people arent le far right boogeyman and are just right. bernie is left

/joepedo/ here
going to sink trump 2020

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Is pic what leftoids really believe?

>bringing government spending to 70% of GDP
>centrist anywhere
Absolute mouthbreather, I bet you thought Corbyn would win

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>pic
People keep repeating this stuff.

Where does their image of Europe come from?

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glad to be in the 16%

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Trump was facing someone who was being investigated by the federal government and still lost the popular vote and bearly won.

Biden is just bad at public speeches but was always great in one on one debates. He is also bring huge turnout unlike Hillary. Specially in key states like Michigan and Washington.
Biden doesn't have to out perform in debates or anything. He just needs not to fuck up BIG time. And many people will see his so called gaffes endearing.

I seriously doubt you're voting Biden

Key states like Virginia* not Washington

dumbass lefties just see FREE HEALTHCARE, FREE COLLEGE, etc and hear that it happens in europe and some other countries and think bernie plans to use the same system without researching and comparing them at all. i think public healthcare would be a good thing but his plans are just shit

Not him but I am. Fuck Bernie and fuck Drumpf.

I am, and I live in NC so my vote matters about a hundred times more than non-swingstate peasants

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