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mutt's law

*touches you there*

Those buildings don't look British

yank literally tried to make the OP a black man over a slag
what's wrong with them

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whats wrong with eastern european women lad

and you're a racist with a history of calling people niggers on Yas Forums

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nice arse that

Can't source Ginger from anywhere now

I'm speaking the truth. You can keep simping over this slut that flirts in private and treats you like shit in public though, maybe it'll make her wet enough to dom you one day.

Thank you.

and you're a fat welsh cunt

youtube.com/watch?v=2wSxDBHxn8g

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whats wrong with all people words over the internet you double nigger

>Headline: President Orange does bad thing. Here is why it should scare you

can journos stop trying to make arguments in their headlines it's just cringey

>diagnosed with Guillain-Barré syndrome
Im gonna die

The new pad.

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and thats a good thing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAUGGH

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what does this have to do with british culture?

*surrepticiously googles guillain-barre syndrome*
grim

everyone told me british girls they are ugliest in europe but i came in uk and they are very beautiful especially in yorkshire

you will be in my prayers
x

*duckduckgos surrepticiously*
mmm

thoughts on dua lipa?

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middle class blonde english girls are top tier

>whats wrong with all people words over the internet
state of this thing haha

Xi Jinping in Wuhan

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you should this to this guy
if shes a bitch in public it means she doesnt respect you and she doesnt want other people to think she likes you because theyll make fun of her
social status lad
yours aint high enough to earn the respect of people around you
being a nice little doggy wont get you anywhere mate
youve got to take what you want

more like who-a lipa

vile harpy

want to shag her right up her albanian arse

>living in liverpool
"no"

needs bigger chebs

*snores*
wewy sweepy

always see her shilled on Yas Forums
shan't listen to her music any time soon

upped the slag game recently. also her "workout song" or whatever is uninspired shite. skip!

men are such pigs

It's leeds but parts of liverpool are comfy.

3 bags of Nik Naks down the ol' chomper in the space of 5 minutes

later on he personally shattered the bodies 9 muslim children and crushed the bones into dust
lovely man

fantasise about being around my mates house and finding his gfs dildo (used but not cleaned) and having a good lick

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its nearly dinner time though

absolute beaut

much to think about...

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This coronavirus ting is absolutely mental lads

just saw a black dog with nigger lips sucking a golf ball

what if it was used up her bumhole and there were flecks of poo on it?

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youll ruin your appetite for your sugary football snacks

she's making a pigs dinner of that

have you ever given her knickers a sniff?

>dinner
>this late
hello, rasheed, is your curry ready yet?

just give it a sniff in that case

black mans property

is it

balding at 25 lads

>nooo you can't just skive off from work and not do your job properly noooo

the glory days. should've done after-hours nudie matches.

always a grim feeling knowing i share this thread with working class savages

coronavirus isn't that a reddit meme?

In a pub in Spain and I can smell weed everywhere

Wish we could do this in the U.K.

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got the aloo saag in the microwave

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WAHEEEEYYYYYY!

told the toilberg lady boss to shut the fuck up when she told me to work harder. respected a man talking back to her and demonstrating his sheer power and force of personality so much that she ended up promoting me and giving me a suck under the desk too. love being a manly man.

done your afternoon prayers yet, 'sheed?

I don’t actually have it, but I test for carpal tunnel in a clinic that actually diagnosed a patient with it today. It’s extremely rare, I almost wanted to take a picture with her

In a pub in Brighton and I can smell lube and poo everywhere

had the chance but nah
thing is she comes across quite proper but my mate let slip that she's a dirty bitch really, bet she had a collection of g strings and sex toys but has them locked away.

manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/ria-cooper-tribute-gay-village-17891687

nooooo not the heckin faghagerino

balding at 19

normal day then innit

lay down and rot

mad how seal got away with calling chinese people "yellow people" in the song "crazy"

>▶
leeds is based

Dinner is at 6pm

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always assumed he was a nonce

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Doing a wank behind closed doors

NOOOOOOO, NOT THE HECKIN NIGGERINO

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smoking area of my local always stinks of weed.
it's always crammed with wigger wannabe roadmen sorts.

tory boy
id absolutely kick the shit out of you

i, too, am doing a think

always thought he was a nice lad but i suspect that was due to how he was treated by a woman and i was projecting my own self onto him, having experienced similar pains from women, rather than actually knowing him or empathising with him specifically

swedish genetics
what's a boy to do?

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wish i lived in 80s britain so i could listen to new wave on my walkman

Grim. Nothing else to say just grim

have the same hairline

>global pandemic declared
>portufags go to the beach

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shagged a girl bartender in spain and couldn't believe that even when i was in an entirely different country i still wasn't able to shag anyone that wasn't irish, which the bartender was

Thoughts on ladies pooing?

calling a woman a bitch is a compliment because no woman is as loyal as a dog

love british music
love 80s music
LOVE 80s british music
simple as
listening to this right now

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wish i lived in 80s britain so i could get bummed in seedy leather bars in soho

Doesn’t happen

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whats your favourite smiths song? x

his hairline is not his main problem there my man

retard

mental how boris is getting the blame for coronavirus now

Bit gay lad

Pretty sickening know that when a lady shits her pants it gets all up in her pussy hole

What a dire creature

dont respect women

hair is thinning lads
thank fucking christ, I've had ridiculously thick hair my whole life

going grey at 25 too haha

coronavirus is extremely serious

bit like asking a parent what their favorite kid is
hand to moz i will have to say the queen is dead, absolute TUNE that one
what about you lad xx

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>Prince Harry's Russian pranksters pretending to be Greta Thunberg fooled him by discussing fictional island of Chunga-Changa and smoking cannabis on her catamaran in new extracts from hoax calls

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Empty shelves in Waitrose, omg it's happening isn't it lads