*hides in your pork meat*

>*hides in your pork meat*

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yummy

*gets killed when the meat is cooked*

>loses weight
no problem

fat?

That's Allah's way of punishing the kuffar, enjoy your haram pork meat

tapeworm

Why someone would risk it?

This fuckers can move from your intestines to your organs, without a problem.

They can reach your brain, if your lucky.

i'm eating some raw pork rn, never did me any harm

If can't do anything that simple such basic cooking you deserve getting a parasite in your brain.

>Hides in ur beef

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>They can reach your brain
75 iq here, won't be a problem for me

>*cooks you well done*

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>eating meat
It is 2020

That's why you cook pork, you absolute troglodyte.

you eat carrot and only carrot for days and days

then one day you eat potato

the worm comes out

"there is no carrot ?"

and you grab him a remove

easy

>cysticercus starves to death

Wow...

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*eats chicken*

made me laugh

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powerful

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what?

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whoa...

Yes.

That's why all meat should be prepared in the most logical and superior way, well-done.

I didn't know Russians lived in France...

I used to be terrified of those fuckers when I was a kid. Like, too-scared-to-eat-meat kinda terrified. But my parents didn't give a fuck and forced me to eat my meals anyway, so I got over it eventually.

For how much would you eat one of these fuckers alive for?
Me? about 30k Euros

>he doesn't salt his pork, let it sit for two-three days in the fridge and then eats it raw
Never gonna make it.

You know that, they will survive, even if you cut them in half, right?

But yeah, it's easy to get rid of them.

We're cutting nothing in half or even chewing. We're swallowing them.
Every man has his price.

>he doesnt pull tapeworms out and use them as pasta
never gonna make it

why wont they die in my acid stomach

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How do you even find out that you have these things in you?

waht

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Symptoms. It may take a while before they appear.

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Based

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They would.

My mom told me this joke when I was 5.

>you eat carrot and only carrot for days and days

>then one day you eat potato

>the worm comes out

>"there is no carrot ?"

>and you grab him a remove

>easy

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*hides in your pork fat*

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PEPE NO
THOSE GIVE YOU CANCER

so whats bad eating them

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When you hear them ask "there is no carrot?"

Why would you eat a parasite?

Stuhlprobe.

You were too late... the pork was too tasty... now I have cancer... I see satan he is coming to me

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I only eat spicy stuff, so they'd be dead by now anyway

Eating them raw is safe (but probably dégueu), eating their larvaes hidden in the meat is the problem.

user, it doesn't work like that. Your stomach acid can't kill the eggs, and you believe something spicy might kill them or remove them from your intestines?

I was joking

these are just fatty acids, linoleic acid is what's commonly referred to as omega-6

There are even some parasite worms that cawl into your eyes and shit like that. Mango flies are even worse

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There's something oddly satisfying yet simultaneously revolting about this image

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bruh

yes and they are toxic

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Based

Knowledge

Pork from first world countries has as much of a chance to carry parasites as beef does.

The Horror.

Mhmmm instant ramen

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