Somebody stop Italians

Somebody stop Italians

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Why are Germans so damn resilient? No wonder they had that K/D ratios in past wars.

>norway

>no slav countries
Proof strongest europeans

They just won't test people there. Here the actual situation is a lot worse they've only done like 600 tests so far

Can we call it the Italian respiratory syndrome already?

60 infected here and 2300 tests done. We have a population of only 2 million. No deaths or severe cases yet though.

They don't need to, they didn't allow millions of asian tourist to roam their capitals lol

Italia will grow larger

nigga most cases in europe this far has been from italy. slavs go there as well

nigga we have 60 cases, 26 only today. We have the most cases of any slavic country, even if we are one of the smallest.

>italy
Mainland europe infected af now, but most East countries did the right thing. Poland shut down all cinemas, all schools, museums etc etc. While west euros were still going in an out of each other's countries and hugging chinese people.

We've got 75 and we're in lockdown since yesterday.

The vast majority of our cases are our own tourists who returned from Italian ski resorts (plus their relatives).

Italy was the first country that stopped the flights from China. Still it started to spread there. They just started aggressive testing which make their numbers look high. It's already bad in most countries as well

>only people over 70 years died here so far
who cares
>one our of delegated in the reichstag got infected today, person is from the fdp
nice

>All old Italians die
>Young Italians get their money and job positions
>Italy becomes new EU powerhouse
It's for good

>not even 100
it's literally nothing

It's just a flu, bro. I'm (almost) serious

Why is China such wonder of a country? They have basically stopped the virus. It's clear the management of the virus worldwide should be given to China

That did nothing because it was Italians who were spreading it so much to each other, not the chinese. They have surpassed fucking asian countries lol

norwegians have a fucktonne of money on average, skiing is a national pasttime and northern italy is a great place to go skiing

Too late. Italians have already sided with Corona chan.

I heard that italian doctors don't even bother putting boomers in intensive care since it's waste of resource

Yes but what I mean the new cases have all become from Italy. There was barely any cases from asia
We fucked this up

You don't understand how epidemics work, do you you? The growth is exponential, so 75 today means hundreds in a week. Two weeks ago Italy seemed okay too.

Dutch media about China 2 weeks ago
>Chinese disease prevention measures have done more harm than good and are completely unnecessary not to mention inhumane
Dutch media today
>w-well it wouldn't be very democratic and perhaps we should rather look at the way Hong Kong did it, t-theyre totally different and democratic so its good.

COVID19 is as of 2 hours ago a pandemic, not an epidemic.

Based ruskies

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Just imagine how bad the situation in Italy really is when the diseases even infect people spending their holidays on a mountain

china only slowed down the spreading, they didn't stopped it completely.

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Also they are going to become friends with China, fighting the common foe. So in future their tandem will be unstoppable.

China is stopping flights from Europe too.
We unironically deserve this.

>the diseases even infect people spending their holidays on a mountain
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. Sterilize all of Italy goddamn. Just drive jets over that shit and bomb them with cleaning dust or some shit

the virus doesn’t kill robots

Yas Forums uironically the most funny board now.

good, no russian gay agents that cause terror here in europe anymore.

They clearly did something better than we are doing now not to mention they exported relatively little cases. Back when the disease was only in China all European countries minus Italy managed to properly contain it.

We got too cocky flu bros

You're right, though pandemic means an epidemic with a sustained transmission throughout the world/on multiple continents. It's just a description of how widespread the illness is, not necessarily its severity.

No doubt the chinks are fudging the numbers.

How did the disease get into your country?
We are starting to see cases that can no longer be traced back to Italy, it's bad

Pretty sure that those dead Italians were getting their pensions and other gibs from Government with which they were maintaining their families so it’s not that positive at all.

they drastically shut down a region with a population size of france. if they didn't do it, nearly over a 100 million people could got easily infected by this. also we don't know how many people are really infected in china right now, same for most countries in this world. also it didn't really helped that china ignored the first outbreaks, even then chinese doctors have warned about this virus last year.

Of course they are but regardless there are plenty of westerners living in Shanghai and Beijing and not a single one is reporting Wuhan tier scenery.
So clearly they did manage to do something because if left unchecked the disease would have easily infected every major population centre there.

>Germany
>no virus but CASUALLY we're dealing with the most violent common flu epidemic of last 60 years
Ehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheh

Yeah, but the issue here is to prevent a massive peak of cases that swamps the health care system.

It's NOT about trying to stop it, as it is going to happen anyway.

Otherwise, you get things like in Italy, where people are left to die.

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italy has become the Wuhan of europe.
The only difference is that EU is straight up chilling taking no draconic action. Every member of the EU will become a Wuhan if the EU doesn't shut off roads and force quarantine.

>+196
THAT CAN'T BE REAL

Our case in Vietnam.
>1 spoiled brat refuse to go quarantine and fake it out.
>From 16 cases to 39 cases in a few days, only new 2 cases not related.
It's spreading so fucking fast.

>NOOO MY HEALTH INSURANCE WON'T COVER COVID TESTS
>therefore few tests and few cases
Retarded health system
Anyway both italian subclades derived from a german lineage so we don't know the lineage and honestly it's late and irrelevant now

>I heard that italian doctors don't even bother putting boomers in intensive care since it's waste of resource
I can confirm that
>inb4 a 18 years old is almost dead in my town

This shit is fucking gruesome.
I wish we could swap the dead boomers for all the 'just a flu' morons and generally people that despite the virus appearing in Europe already still travelling to infected countries

the eu is a federation of states, only the states can do things here, they have the power not the eu.

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Rusland ist ein schones land
Oh ho ho ho ho ho

We got it from Italy (people returning from ski holidays), though on Sunday night we found our first community transmission case - an Uber driver with no history of travel who most likely got infected by one of his customers. This was the breaking point for our government too; they announced severe prevention measures and essentially a country-wide soft lockdown the very next day.

oh, every single member state will be the equivalent of Hubei in that case. So does Canada. Spring is going to be harsh.

My company still didnt send us all on Home office, (around 700 people in the building)

EU can't do shit and individual nations are all desperately protecting their economies until its going to crash anyway due to nobody going outside anymore.
The only interesting thing possible is EU getting granted emergency powers for future outbreaks. Right now the EU can't decide you shouldn't go to Italy anymore for example.

Amazing to see eastern Europe going on lockdown while the Netherlands is asking people to stop shaking hands
Keep in mind that we are typically one of those places everyone travels through and coughs up first

Here the boomers are "just a flu" morons

>the world will quarantine itself because italians can't follow basic hygiene rules
That's hardcore

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Not here. Average just a flu morons are the beard and glasses guys who work in IT or women in their 30s obsessed with green tea and yoga

so your boomers are actually smart? based Finland

doesn't matter, it's hyper infectious, even without kissing random people on the cheek

I wish government ignored the virus and just let every single boomer die

I see why Italy got infected hardcore, they're all beardfags