Tfw no Med gf

but i'm socially awkward

You can a get a Med GF
However: she is a Catalan white trash rapper

youtube.com/watch?v=aSuPy6qvk4M

Do you still want one?

Med girl usually comes with a lot of baggage. We are ok with it but not sure you up north can deal with it.

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This is true too. They couldn't handle the family and friends banter I'm guessing.

Ana de Armas is Cuban. She is as "Med" as Shaquille O'Neal is Irish.

weren't all of her grandparents Spaniard though? She's Med by blood.

Her maternal grandparents were Spanish, and she gained Spanish citizenship through them.[5][1]

ywn eat delicious Greek food with your med gf and her in-laws

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>French flag
>Half of its country it's 100% definition of med, and rest is super influenced
>Complains about it

>why even continue living this pathetic "existence"?
You should just keep on living in the vague hope that one day you might get a Med gf. It could happen.

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I live near Germany there are no med qts here

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If you're not super Nord you can be MED my friend.

t. parents are English but people here don't know unless I tell them my last name

but how white were her paternal grandparents? Were they cubans of spanish stock? She looks little mixed if at all.

No idea honestly. She looks pretty Iberian that's true.

d-do Med women like blonde American boys with southern accents? Asking for a friend....

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> how white were her grandparents
who gives a shit, she's as med as Argentina is Italian

Having a nice dinner with your qt gf must be one of those things that make life worth living
Too bad i'll never experience it

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>American
>Blonde

First
And

>blonde

are you girl?

Ana de Armas really is something. She's so beautiful I couldn't even jerk off to her. All I wanna do is worship her majesty as a Goddess.

I'm too autistic to eat in front of other people. I like the idea of having dinner with my qt gf in theory, but when people are watching me eat, it feels like I completely lose the ability to swallow.

I would push through it if I had a cute Med gf though. Maybe she would let me push through her later, if you know what I mean though (benis in bagina)

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I DEMAND AN ITALIAN GF

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Agreed

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are you speaking of genetics or culture? It matters.

>she's as med as Argentina is Italian
Yes, some Argentinians are ethnically/genetically/racially Italian. But there culture is that of their home country, Argentina.

Yes, I'm blonde, however it's more of a dirty blonde color now. It was much lighter in my youth.
>are you girl?
No.

>I'm too autistic to eat in front of other people. I like the idea of having dinner with my qt gf in theory, but when people are watching me eat, it feels like I completely lose the ability to swallow.
I'm like that when I walk in public. Every time I go out I become increasingly aware of my posture and pace and end up walking like a virgin.

Genetics can suck me off, to be honest
Cultural wise, I really can't differentiate between Cubans, Venezuelans and Canarios. That should tell you as much.

salsa pls

Too bad she doesn't look that way anymore. Her cheeks got swole with age and now she looks like a pug dog.

>Genetics can suck me off, to be honest
Genetically, she is your kin though Javier. It's why she has citizenship to your country.

Then it's blond, user. Not blonde.

Ur not med joao you're African

Genetically 95% of Latin America are my kin
> b-but they're MUTTS

So? Several "Irish" - Americans have partial non Irish ancestry.

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Never be sub with a med girl, take the lead 99.9% of the times... If she ask for a kiss slap her ass instead. Never ever disclose any insecurity and be super confident and believe in yourself. When struck with a calamity deal with it yourself rather than bringing her in stuff everytime. She needs to see you got it all taken care of and you are in control. Also be in good shape and don't be jealous...

My culture doesn't discern between blonde and blond.

She definitely has more than partial Spanish ancestry though.

Based fellow black BVLL

why are they like this?

Blonde - For girl
Blond - for boy

It's English it's got nothing to do with culture.

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Blond is male, blonde is female user. It's language, not culture.

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Well I speak English English. US wants to be different just for the sake of being different but it doesn't work half of the times.

US is destroying the language anyways.

>Blond is male, blonde is female user. It's language, not culture
never knew. Thought they were just arbitrary spelling variants.

That's how it was taught here. I was taught English, not American English.

Stick to British English. The correct, the original.

Because there is absolute abundance of choice for her she can switch anytime she sees a weakness in you. These girls don't cheat much but it is likely she will end up in a grim entanglement elsewhere if you are not satisfying her needs both in and out of bed. In med life revolves around the man, so you should live like you are the prize not her. Love her and care for her but don't be cheesy and don't overdo it.

I learned this from browsing porn sites lol

Nice excuse

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>barbossa is not a portugese last name

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Explain fren

h-he's fast

It's a meme you dip.

What. What does Alberto have to do with what I wrote?

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