/brit/

NEED a big tit gf

don't trust anyone with a first name and a last name
simple as

made a couple of very good songs but overall he's not that great desu

a one-off tax-free payment, perhaps?

total fucking gee up

get fucked neet runt

kek

Went to a Zimmerman concert last June

Thanks for the insight
The middle bit or sumin

whole squad full of shaggers, imma shagger too

need this vile paki sex offender out of business ASAP

love how innocent toilers like me have to spend our hard earned toilcoins to stop the unemployed from starving to death
after rentberg and neetberg take their share I'm left with fuck all

Cheers to that

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Why did you record that girl shitting? Why did you touch children inappropriately at an arcade and refer to them as "cunnies"?

YEAH I SUCK A FATTY
YEAH ITS FROM A BLACKIE
BIG BLACK COCK
AND ITS GOING IN MY BATTY

janny no longer removing new threads prior to page 8? get fucked janny, get absolutely fucked

but the cunts will get $500 to hurl at the pub to boost the economy reeeee

seethe on wagie
government's just paid for my grog, what do you get?

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RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH RRAH

threadaussie here I had a word with him

paki bender sex offender

zoomer NEETs will spend their bux on twitch streamers and fortnite skins

Janny giving us a taste of freedom before he takes it all away

just gave up like they all do
/brit/ always prevails

rentberg, taxberg, neetberg, petberg, gfberg, it's enough to make a man break down and cry

MSS on en route to your destination as we speak

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zimmerman is the name of the main character in many philip roth's book. basically is alter ego

not a fan of foreign gamers extracting NEETbux from our nation from vulnerable and depressed NEETs who depend on the attention to soothe their impoverished life

what's the difference between gfberg and petberg

If the deadline for job applications was on Monday and shortlisted applicants "will be contacted shortly afterwards", does that mean that I've not got it?

Wish it was a legal requirement for companies to contact unsuccessful applicants to let them know desu. Would be incredibly easy to set up an automated email, and it's very useful to know one way or the other

Janny can lick the sweat off my hairy testicles

If the deadline for job applications was on Monday and shortlisted applicants "will be contacted shortly afterwards", does that mean that I've not got it?

Wish it was a legal requirement for companies to contact unsuccessful applicants to let them know desu. Would be incredibly easy to set up an automated email, and it's very useful to know one way or the other

>10:45am in Britain
you lads are posting from work right?

One of my favourite modern authors desu. Know anybody else in a similar vein? Looking for a bit of reading kino to keep me busy desu

that was worth posting twice
not a pixel

petberg (dogberg in this instance) makes me walk him twice a day, once before toil which I have to leave for at 7:30am and once after toil when I want to collapse on the couch in an alcoholic stupour instead of take him to the park

obvs, only time I ever come here

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

my toil consists mainly of building pcs for gamers
gamers rise up

I would risk being laid off in the oncoming recession to post in prime aussie power hours as well

awful post, what was the fucking point?
this is the general dedicated to the discussion of British culture
haha great film that
brilliant post

same. american pastoral was really amazing. i don't really know similar authors tbf. I like delillos books too but they're a bit more cryptic i think

>5’8
IT’S OVER

my toil consists mainly of building pcs for gamers
gamers rise up

that was worth posting twice
not a pixel

Oops

>Brute who beat ex-girlfriend until her own daughter could not recognise her is sentenced
>Dean Murphy, 38, strangled, hit and stamped on Chelsea Watson while screaming at her 'like a psycho', Teesside Crown Court heard
gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/brute-who-beat-ex-girlfriend-13993392

>Loved son who was 'in a dark place' was found dead in woods after taking his own life
>Dean Murphy was described as a "fun loving" son by his family members
gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/loved-son-who-in-dark-17878476

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petberg makes me wank him twice a day

le duality der mannus

petberg makes me wank him twice a day

Based Deano

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haha wtf lol

quickhand brit just doesn't have the same ring to it
where's quickhand bruce

Friend from college who I lost contact with years ago just popped up and sent me a message. Said he was reading our old messages and laughing about what crackheads we were. I agreed with him and laughed along and then we exchanged pleasantries and reminisced for a bit, but then the conversation inevitably turned towards what we’ve done in the years since. He’s become a mechanic, I’ve done absolutely fuck all. I played it off and gave a joke answer about going door to door selling reusable toiletpaper to capitalise on the Coronavirus but I choked for a solid 30 seconds not knowing what to put. Absolutely torturous. Why on Earth do neurotypicals think it’s okay to interrogate me with such questions? Why are they so fascinated with what I’ve done with my life? It’s psychological warfare

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very canadian post

>noo I need to be told directly that I haven't got the job!!

Fuck off yank cunt, you're not welcome here

Really enjoyed this film when I watched it, thanks for reminding me about it. Keep up this standard of posting and you'll go far in /brit/

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might marry the trad gook bug gf

might marry the trad gook bug gf

surreptitiously suckling on a willy

haha gotem

>NEET life is wearing a bit thin after 10 years, existential crisis every day, not really excited for things anymore
>Getting nagged about a job lately anyway
>Get a job in a warehouse, last 3 days before I quit because I felt like I was being waterboarded the whole time I was there
>Absolutely hated it, all those people, all that talking, all the typical normalfag bullshit
>When I walked out those doors I felt free again, full of life and renewed NEET energy
>Love muh anime, love muh games, love muh loli doujins
Simple as

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youtu.be/RNPsIl_dZUk?t=5m54s
alan comes down hard on where the fault lies re: coronavirus

willies in me arse

willies in me arse

hiho the derryo

willies in me arse

Its over lads

we're all going to perish in the upcoming pandemic

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single-digit i.q. to believe shit like this you 21 year old panicoomer

willies in me arse

willies in me arse

hiho the derryo

willies in me arse

>loli doujins
that's illegal in your parts now mate

Might go outside and sneeze on people for a giggle

Might go outside and sneeze on people for a giggle

the humble virus only kills infertile boomers

i think humanity has a chance at surviving this so-called "crisis" lad

Sad to think of this

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1583883255312.webm

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>Across Europe

you did brexit already, you'll be fine ;^)

a.) brilliant movie
b.) brilliant post reminding us of the said movie moite
just all around nicely done.
awful post
just pathetic
fuck off cunt

wish I was Jewish so I'd have a strong community

youtu.be/gvYfRiJQIX8

wonder if emma watson mong was the reason 2/4 ads i saw before adblock started working had her in them

wish I was Jewish so I'd have a strong community

holy shit did you guys see that whatsapp message
scary stuff

the proverbial based black man

wish I was Jewish so I'd have a strong community

not back into work until tommorow
had 5 days off and done fuck all
just lounged about the house

the posters of /brit/ are the most oppressed minority group in the world

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It's true that Bob Dylan converted to Catholicism?

Going to wear a spider-gag then head to the local chinkys tonight and pay them to spit in my mouth for 10 min

bloke on whatsapp just told me about corona haha pretty dooping crazy if u ask me

yes

unironically did something similar lad

NEET for 2 years but was really bored one month so decided to get a warehouse nightshift job, for some dosh, was only planning on doing 2-3 months for about ~£5k. Literally every night non stomp boomers just constantly trying to start conversations and talk about normie shift "haha what you doing on the weekend bro"

The NEET life is the perfect life, if you just sustain if by doing monotonous jobs for a few months every 2 years its perfect.

It's true that Bob Dylan converted to Catholicism?

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the fuck is a dub?

>take the "wrong" combination of molecules across a border someone drew randomly hundreds of years ago
>a group of armed apes kidnap you and murder you

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What as locker do you use? Mine no longer works on the chon

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be christian instead

is it dolphin in a bathtub?

read kurt vonnegut

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feeling a bit feverish and dry-throaty, but i suspect it's the south african shiraz i was drinking last night

based london mandem

It would be helpful though desu. Right now I'm in no man's land, where I don't want to apply for other jobs (because I want this one) but don't know if I've got it. Will probably need to wait another week to know for sure, which will end up being wasted time. Just make things far easier if they could send out a donotreply automated email

dont forget mum and dadberg

whats worse gents?
gfberg or the toil?
will perhaps be toiling soon so I would like a reference compared to my current gf

always suspected they know your not doing well but ask just so they can feel better about themselves

deserved to be murdered on the grounds of not being my gf anyway

I'm just saving enough to buy a plot of land so I can fulfil the comforts that true independence will afford me

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No matter how you word it, it is what it is.

the janny in his youth

where is the report button?

Fucking hate phoneposting. Autocorrect is the worst of man’s creations.

the gf is reeling

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damn

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job centre toil looms

might not go and tell them I'm selft isolating because of the chinky flu

reckon they'll cut me bennies?

Good, I hope to see him in the paradise of Catholics, and vomit down together, into the hell of the Jews, pagans and Protestants.

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fuckin' HELL!

> r*ddit

Based black man

Christian communities are very fragile and not only because they have an average age of 90

in the hands of a chimp? yes

yeah i hate how it capitalises the starts of sentences and "i"s and the like
make you look like such a try-hard when posting, so you have to spend ages go back and correcting the auto-corrects before submitting the post

>reckon they'll cut me bennies?
yep

Stay home and apply for work

tasteful cute girls

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ublock plus and chanx

What kind of person do you have to be to conjure up this image in your head and then spend a certain amount of time drawing it

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already have a cute gf but thank you

might as well join the gay community then huh? heard they’re very “tight”

If you are NEET for over a year then you should be forced to be a comfort hole for guys in the Royal Navy for a month

Can't believe there are actual dole bludgers here hahaha imagine. 'Do you want to come out for dinner' 'no I have no money' hahaha

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Any Irishman in

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good posts

are you literally just crossposting the front page of reddit

guaranteed smelly ass with cheeks like that
disgusting

not arsed to do anything today.

Was unemployed until I was 17 and I hated it. Would’ve been working since 14 if mumberg would’ve let me.

you can always give them a call
just ask for an update on the situation, have the succesful applicants been notified etc?
job hunting is a pain in the arse, especially when they don't at least give you a few pointers on where you are going wrong etc.

imagine...

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got offered a position to be toilberg’s footstool

kek, it's only respectable for children under the age of 22... reckon everyone should go through at least a year of NEET toil, builds character innit

I have no intention of joining the navy

Women truly are foul creatures.

twitter actually xx

they want to cut your bennies
don't give them a reason

Did 6 months and made me feel totally worthless, can't imagine what it's like being a long term one

you know they have fluid pouring out of their gash uncontrollably at times? sickening species.

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unitoils website is unresponsive
fucks sake

haven't agreed more with a post in a long time

have it on good authority there's a fair bit of shagging on navy ships (non-gay)
they let a tonne of women serve nowadays, and obviously port visits

Being inside a loong BIG black tube filled with Seamen sounds right up your street 2bh

NOOOOOOOOOO
I FORGOT TO OPEN DELUGE WHEN I GOT HOME AND NOW MY 1.7 GB EPISODE 16 OF ATTACK ON TITAN WILL TAKE 5 HOURS TO DOWNLOAD AT 100kb/s
IT'S TOO LATE BROS
I WONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO STAY UP AND WATCH THIS KINO BECAUSE TOILBERG WANTS ME IN AT 5AM SHARP
MOMMY NO THIS ISNT WHAT I WANTED WHEN I SIGNED UP FOR WORK

kekkeroo

we have a saying here, a woman in every harbour

benus

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>family members calling each other babe
Incest

can't imagine dole bludgers have people asking them to dinner very often.

thought aussie internet speed was just a meme

what's stopping you from achieving all your goals?

anime, toil and 100kb/s
grim
sort yourself

reckon the Air Force are the biggest shaggers

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of eachother's bumholes