What do you know about Austria?

i really dont get why that kike painter rejected him

these were already pretty and people go to universities to learn anyway

+ Natascha Kampusch +

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Because he was a slacker.

the woman here all suck, I need a japanese gf

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she's not japanese

you are not white

My ancestors by mother's mother's side :)

Of course not

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And then you guys voted to become part of Germany.

he wasnt
he was rejected because the jewish prof told him they suck

based

You never get a GF

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They pull way over their weight. For a landlocked mountainous tiny country, they sure did accomplish a lot. They ran Spain for a while. Also Glock, Red Bull, the Waltz, Falco, and Schnitzel.

that never happened.
that's the truth!

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not true
I just save my virginity for the asian queen

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Love Osterreich

order one
trottla.net/

To be fair, most of their conquests were through marriages.
Spain was never really part of Austria.

I am not into kids like most of my countrymen

house of Habsburg
red bull ring
and pic related

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Mexico was the only country that protested when the Germans annexed Austria, thanks.

Just about enough to pretend to be an Austrian when I have to visit Eastern Europe. Sorry buds, but its easier for me to avoid some annoying conversations regarding retarded political stuff.

I know that the mother of a Canadian girl I like came from there. But I missed my chance, and will probably never see her again. :(

Joseph Haydn, WA Mozart, Wolfgang Pauli, Albert Einstein, Viktor Kaplan, .................

and me

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That Ultravox song

the painting looks like the painter isn't interested in human beings

>Eugen Böhm von Bawerk
>Friedrich August von Hayek
>Carl Menger
>Friedrich von Wieser
>Ludwig von Mises

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well observed. He was a loser. But you didn't feel any better in WW2. Megalomania is useless.

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>WA Mozart,
German

youtube.com/watch?v=wmI2m06YFfc

Marie Antoinette

Inventor of the letter bomb.

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I miss our Schilling. Fuck the euro!

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You're the region of Germany where the Habsburgs ruled except the Habsburgs don't rule anymore

>region of Germany
die in a fire

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discount switzerland if anything, dear discount norway.

i

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Was an ancient and great empire, is now Germany's Canada

This was before modernism kicked in and art had high objective standards, Hitler couldn't cut it

I know my grandmother was from Wien and that she was with the Bund Deutscher Mädel (League of German Girls) and that she believed in the national socialist ideology until her natural death in 2002.

So legally I am ¼ nazi.

>Hammer
>Sickle
>Broken chains
I don't know much but your emblem is looking a little communist

We once occupied them(and frankly still should)

Very based and aesthetic cunt

That's where Hitler and Schwarzenegger are from.

Should have unified Germany under Vienna

monarchists like you need to perish

couldn't you you're Austrian without knowing anything about the country anyway? I'm sure there's plenty of Austrian bogans that don't know the domestic history

""""annexed""""
you're as guilty as the north germans, do play the victim card here
autismos is a german disease

They're the closest country to us