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Wuhan to High Wycombe edition

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imagine being an urban rat stuck in the metro like sardines with sick chinks
man was born to live free and in nature

imagine being a yank

finna shoot a load

how did the chink not know she would have done that to anyone? reckon the train would be one of t he easiest places to catch it

Looool

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Based and ruralpilled

feeling ill lads
hopefully just a cold :(

Ching chong ping pong

Public trains exist in America?

The train here is being disinfected every few hours. Entrances get taped off and they hand wipe all touch surfaces

Nobody is wearing masks though

just walk bro

Remember being on the train in the Alps and a chink child pissed himself right there on his seat and his parents stood him up on the little table and stripped off his legs and got piss all over the table and then wiped it up with just some toilet roll.

*sound of a hot pocket dropping and an obese man running to the computer*

Its good for you

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>calls someone racist for not wanting to get sick
>refers to them as a stereotypical white name
based gook

just got off the phone with the big man himself

er

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It’s alright mate, some lad was saying it’s only due to racism that sales of Chinese at Chinese takeaways have dropped earlier, couldn’t possibly be people worried about the virus

Me so hornyyy!

Walking through my comfy little hometown today and saw that both a Kurdish Barbers and a Turkish Barbers had sprung up. Not sure I gave my permission for these folk to set up here desu, and not looking forward to their inevitable ethic warfare

West Country?

never been to a Kurdish barbers, but turkish barbers are dogshit

Boo hoo

hearing reports that Coronavirus has mutated with Ebola and HIV to produce a supervirus in Cheadle

>not looking forward to their inevitable ethic warfare
i am

yeah surely has nothing to do with chinese takeaways long documented history of using questionable meat

my neg hole is ready

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fantastic

It’s alright, not like there is anyone left alive in cheadle to be infected

Refuse to associate with Turks.

need to get coronavirus pronto so my body can learn to recognise it and fight it thereafter.

the wait is the worst part

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Like facism for its emphasis on aesthetics but really really can not get on board with the whole telling me how to live my life malarkey

The masks are pointless and no one in the public uses them correctly

state

Based. Wish I were this free-spirited.

blaming the government for my problems

blaming immigrants for my problems

the best thing about fascism is the efficient coordinated response to crisis.

the worst part is that any success against adversary could all be propaganda

blaming Yas Forums for my problems

Like liberals don’t tell you how to live your life. Democratic britain is Orwellian as fuck.

asking the government to help solve my problems

imagine caring about life

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2 weeks off work and some sex

Real headscratcher youve posed me there

oh no i might get a cold

>wageys

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no mate, such is life as a volcel

ahaha prolly

Why the fuck there random literally who ethnicities like Kurds in my country? Imagine going back 100 years and telling people this.

Has the BBC given up all pretence?
Newsnight had a section on SARS-CoV-2 that is causing Covid-19. Who was one of people they discussed it with?

Nigel Farage.

Seriously. Nigel fucking Farage. A man who on the one hand is demanding people enter quarantine on arrival and yet should himself be in isolation as a person at the "Conservative Political Action Conference" he attended has come down with Covid-19. But, of course, he isn't.

They can have that deranged loon on to talk politics if they really must, but he has not remit and no qualifications to talk about a global health crisis.

This was a low even for the BBC. Only way they could have topped it would have been to have Stephen Yaxley-Lennon on to discuss community relations and child protection.

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literally nobody has ever told me how to live me life other than make money and brush your teeth, which is fair and i've lived under the tories and tory lite for my entire life

kurds and turks get along in europe they just hate each other in turkey

time for a couple of satsumas

"Ya buzzin m8? Well i am... am off me ed... am flyin! hey... should we get some more beans in or what? I dunno, im already ricky butchered... Steve! Steve!... 5 more beans ova here.. come on... get em in lets av it"

NOOOO NADINE

no she maybe thought that in her head

Yas Forums infested shite

Fucking despise cunts like this.

Was on that train today. I was almost about to sperge out on some white boomer who was coughing.

Covid-19 is a drill to test our response to real crisis . that's why they only choose something that's a slightly worse cold

just like dabbing was a marketing strategy started by WHO

governments know that serious superviruses and bioweapons could affect us in the future and they need to know how we cope

Why

>5'8
IT'S OVER

The Welsh are still here though

shut up turtle

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can't wait for the adam curtis bit on this

Politics in this country is finished. The system is totally broken, from Parliament and it’s procedures through to those in it, the media, their owners and backers...not sure I see a way back either

Context?

I'd shag that anne frank lookalike in the top right.

yeh

Absolutely fucking bricking it about coronavirus lads, I thought I was safe where I live but we've got two confirmed cases. Quite honestly thought we would be the last people in the UK to ever get it

based homers

A police officer died when he was dragged for more than a mile by a car along a country lane, a court heard.

The Old Bailey was told distressing details of how Andrew Harper got caught in a towing strap trailing behind a car that was trying to evade him.

His uniform was "ripped and stripped from his body" and he was "swung from side to side like a pendulum".

Henry Long, 18, of Mortimer, Reading, and two 17-year-old boys deny murdering the 28-year-old in August 2019.

Brian Altman QC, prosecuting, said Mr Long was driving when PC Harper, from Wallingford, Oxfordshire, suffered "the most awful injuries".

PC Harper and a colleague were responding to a report of a quad bike theft near Sulhamstead, Berkshire, when he was "lassoed around his ankles by the loop of the strap", Mr Altman said.

Mr Long "floored" the car, driving at an average speed of 42.5mph, with the policeman "shackled behind" the vehicle, the court heard.

Why cant yanks put their own shopping in bags? Why degrade another human being so much

I think the political system is ok but the media is a massive problem.

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Who cares

might ask toilberg if i can work from home during all this

going to the olde mental ward tomorrow

doing a listen

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You wouldn't want to be trapped next to this?

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that happened

looking forward to working from home for a month and doing fuck all though

Only upside I could see being near a slope is it'd be an easier kill.

Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is often known as 'Tommy Robinson'

because they spout stuff that never happened.
worked jobs like that and customers do not care to ask you stuff like that ever. quite a few will just talk on their phone while you bag their stuff and take payment. you probably wouldn't swear at a customer either, especially if you had been doing it so long.

Generally I step on insects la

just sneezed lads

Depending on the amount of groceries they do. If there's a lot customers will bag too. If its a small amount its faster for the cashier to scan and bag while you pay.

Calm down Rorke it's a harmless joke. Just banter, isn't it?

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so?

what sort of name is "yaxley" anyway

Continuing not to give a flying fuck about coroner

Just got back from overseas yesterday, feel a lil fluish and i will be going to work tomorrow

it's the package holidays that are to blame . i work in a low earning sector but there's always someone going out to tenerife every 2-3 weeks . that shit should be considered normal.

This.

Watch Parasite and try not to fall for Jessica

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>but muh tyson fury
>not all knackers are subhuman scum!

Her nihilism. There's something un-human about being so nonchalant about your life, even if you hate it.

NOOO NOT THE HECKING TORIES!

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so much for the tolerant left

I quite often have a lil chat with the checkoit people in my local supermart, if its not busy its not unusual to end up talking for a couple of minutes about this and that

o no
(:))

asian women are boring looking

No, but not too far away

Middle class Jewish.

figures

looks like Henning Wehn with pale skin and more hair.

futurama innit

How is that faster. Jow long does it take to pop your card out and then put it away. You yanks never cease to amaze with your spasticity

arr rook same

foy

Mr Altman said the three defendants were arrested later the same night at a traveller caravan site.

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Should have burned it to the ground

That's why I use the self service ones. No till mongs to talk to, no mong in front of you talking to the till mong

Are you 40 and stuck in a minimum wage job you despise?

Two people here just happened to go to Italy and brought this fucking disease here. I honestly can't believe it. Can't even begin to describe the infinitesimal odds of us being infected this soon. The mum's on immunosuppressant medication as well so it's not even that I'm worried about a few people here being infected, this has a serious chance of fucking her up.

Bit racist.

yes

hate slopes
hate muzzies
not racist though
simple as

Take it easy

It was a pig FFS. Should have given them some scrap and a big tin of Rises.

thicc thighs

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You can't be racist like that.

trip on mikey

well i just was.