>getting tested for wuflu costs like $3000 here
>because of this people dont want to get tested
>theres likely many more people with wuflu here than reported
>50% of the population can have it and we wouldnt know
Getting tested for wuflu costs like $3000 here
Bloody colonials.
Why the fuck would it cost money to get tested?
american healthcare
Ahah well surely you can ask your boss for paid leave until the crisis is over :) it makes no sense to go to work and infect everyone right?
Even here that test is free lol
Can we move into your homes after all Americans die out?
>tfw you can just call up the non-emergency number here and someone will come round and test you
>costs nothing
Thank you, based NHS
MAYBE you can have alaska back, nothing else
Why do you think?
>we will witness the amerigoblo extinction in our lifetime
thank you china
Come on Slaves, you already had your holiday last Thanksgiving.
>getting tested for wuflu costs like $3000 here
Trumptards will UNIRONICALLY defend this.
>implying thanksgiving holiday is a thing for like 80% of american jobs
cuteyusha
It will trickle down libtard lmao do you even know Basic Economics???
its free here
literally islamic fascist communism
>Almost all of our confirmed cases are people coming back from america
You guys have literally doomed us all with your ridiculous healthcare system.
You also have to pay for quarantine lol
oh wow, it's the same as our mentality lol.
we also have to pay here if you are not older than 70 years or very sick.
from what i know a test can cost here 150€.
((()))
what if you can't pay for it? will you get shot?
The sheriff comes to your home to shoot your dog
Freedom ain't free
>implying any of us own anything
you'll have to take that up with the bank
The difference that us Germs are autistic and WANT to go to work while Burgers are being forced because they literally don't get paid if they're dead sick and stay home.
It's true. No one will pay to get tested so no one will. I bet the numbers are way higher than they actually are
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Haben ihr kein gezoendheids verzekering?
for free?;)
>>getting tested for wuflu costs like $3000 here
No, unless you're one of the brainlets who lacks insurance of any kind, medicare or medicaid.
>getting tested for wuflu costs like $3000 here
Myth that was the cost for an emergency room visit + influenza screening. IF you are uninsured and/or have high deductible plan it will still cost you though.
>because of this people dont want to get tested
No you won't get tested because waiting lists are off the chart and your stuffy nose is not a priority
>theres likely many more people with wuflu here than reported
No shit, this is also true of EU and Japan
>50% of the population can have it and we wouldnt know
Based if so that means the worst is yet to come
yes
I just picture hypochondriacs abusing this.
>>getting tested for wuflu costs like $3000 here
>Myth that was the cost for an emergency room visit + influenza screening. IF you are uninsured and/or have high deductible plan it will still cost you though.
is this why so many burgers die from the flu every year?
Can confirm, am hypochondriac.
Thats waiving copay only, not deductible. The $3000 thing is a myth anyway, price will vary depending on where you get it done same as everything else.
All of our cases started with people going to foreign countries and cruises. Its almost like people who travel carry diseases home. China sitting on their ass for a month is what doomed everyone.
Hope they ban americans to enter any country
Possibly. More likely its from not bothering with their flu shot which is still just optional. Painful but true, many Americans dont see the point in getting the flu vaccine unless they are old etc.
Emergency rooms are always super expensive, there's no reason why someone with the flu shouldn't go to urgent care at the most, unless he really is having some kind of pneumonia attack.
He was panicking over Corona though so
Most burgers have sick pay. Even when I worked in retail I had a week of it.
*rub hands*
Most Americans might have some kind of sick pay, but most sure as shit don't have a whole month+ of sick pay to sit around on a ventilator all day. FMLA is the best you can hope for.
tfw dry cough, chills, aches, slight chest pain, slight headache
been nice knowing you...
Yeah, but definitely not all, sadly. You have no law that makes sick pay a requirement. Also isn't "sick pay" just using your PTO when you're sick for most people?
>someone will come round and test you
Wtf why is UK so first world?
I feel sorry for all the nations that opted for the "containment" strategy at great sacrifices to themselves, instead of the ""mitigation"" strategy where you kinda dont give a fuck?
Sorry South Korea, Singapore, China. You did your best.
>wuflu
its called corona mutts, its a virus
It often is, yes. Vacation days and sick days are lump together. So the more vacation you take, the less sick days you have and vice versa.
Bernie Sanders worked with the Chinese to manufacture coronavirus in order to promote socialism (universal healthcare) in the United States
so is influenza
>Vacation days and sick days are lump together.
Yeah see, that's the issue. Chinkflu takes a long ass time to cure. Most people don't even HAVE that much PTO to stay home for that long.
Honestly this shit makes me so glad I don't like in America. Having to give up your PTO because you're sick is nightmare tier.
Too bad Biden is going to keep on owning him til he drops out. Bernie should have courted the black vote more and the white autismo incel vote less.
What? We're number 147 by influenza death rates. More die in the UK, Sweden and Denmark.
worldlifeexpectancy.com
Wuflu is racist bro. Please call it Covid 19.
>nooo stop calling it the spanish flu! that's ray-cist!
baizuo
It is what it is. American are used to it every time someone gets cancer or has a kid or any other "long term" thing.
You can get disability insurance (short term or long term). You can apply for FMLA to save your job (but its unpaid). We'll see how things go.
>Also isn't "sick pay" just using your PTO when you're sick for most people?
No,it used to be separate vacation and sick days but companies realized people were abusing sick days so in some companies they made them all PTO. The sick days for these companies still essentially exist but you can use them for vacation. I have PTO but always save some in case I get sick.
they have categories for it though if you didn't go overseas they'll refuse to test you for example there's probably more than 29 infected right now.