/brit /

clogwog btfo'd

lets all do the huddle
la la la la

A bloke once asked me if I was an Oasis fan

I said maybe

prayers go out to all the people who have got a normal cold and are freaking out right now

>coldplay
fuck up cunt

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And through it *holds mic up to /brit/* ALLLLLLLLLL she offers me protection

i got quints in the other thread and no one noticed

What are some nice formal/semi-formal shoes?

business idea: intake oxygen, outgive carbon dioxide

>gimpplay

who 5/5 here?

Shan't be self isolating lads. Have just returned from licking the buttons on the train ticket machine.

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Radiohead is also trash. It's music for people who can't look the cashier in the eye.

>play a shooter
moving a circle somewhere and pressing a button
>Play an rpg
Words,Words ,Words, Stats ,Stats ,Stats
>Play a Hack and slash
It's jus a fighter that requires less skill.
>Play a fighter
Skill cap way too high for it to be enjoyable
> Strategy
More variance in mechanics but either too dumb or requires too much autism.

How do you enjoy videogames ?, every genre sucks , you play one game of a certain genre you've played them all.

Red dead redemption is just G.T.A on horses.
Skyrim is just oblivion with better graphics.

C.O.D , battlefield, warthunder ,uncharted are all literally the same game from different perspectives.

All the charm uncharted has is in the story so you might as well just watch a good action movie instead.

And you pay 60$ for each and everyone of them , you realize how much sex you could've bought with the money you spent on your steam "collection" ? If you don't like sex you could've traveled the world or something.

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moner

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sweating harder than a southern fairy when you tell him oasis were better than bl*r

seems like a risky play, shan't be investing

poopee bumbums

fuck off with that gimpy meme you zoomer cunt

Just get brogued oxfords, or bass weejuns

Want to shag chloe

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*emerges from behind curtain* a lot of love and affection

England is a memory now. The gates are flooded and anybody can have access to England and join in.

kek

mate owes me 85 quid. he keeps saying he'll give me the dosh but then doesnt despite multiple requests. might have to send the boys round.

sex
and a girlfriend

mental how coldplay have probably made hundreds of millions more than radiohead even though they are massively less talented

balls are sweaty
will weak
her tits are heavy

these man from hampshire or some shit but this is fire
youtube.com/watch?v=Mp04nHA8gM8

arab idiot posting walls of text again

Yeah I should travel to 'qatar' that will be fun and not awful

gentrified southern poofta

I’d love to suck a fart from Emma Watson’s anus.

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Tooth fairy vore fetish

Just isolated a jannies bollox in a vice grip

just dont play video games then, fag

your flat looks like a poo exiting an arsehole lol.
fuck off desert filth

who here has already been self-isolating their entire lives

ALL PRAISE THE VIRUS

got a headache. that's it. got the 'rona, going to die.

TOP 3 OASIS SONGS GO!

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>self-isolating
is it really voluntary if you did it because you can't make friends and socialize?

whats the best /brit/ gimmick

justice for the 48 percent

Lyla
Lyla
Lyla

The one where janny deletes the thread after 100 posts

Not trynna be hateful m8, i am really wondering how people enjoy videogames how does it not get borng after a while.

Thriller
Bad
Sgt. Peppers

slide away
supersonic
whatever

That’s a man

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1. sucking
2. a
3. golf ball

went to tesco and they had a special offer on loads of items which are conveniently non-perishable and often feature on lists of foods to buy in case of emergencies.

Broke: Oasis
Woke: Blur
Bespoke: Suede

Love the sound the gf's fanny makes when I smash her from behind

all their songs sound the same

sweating harder than white people when seasoning goes near their meat

time to deliver a pizza ball

NIGGERS

love the whiffs of poo when i shag the bfs hairy arsehole

Schlop schlop schlop

20% of the letters in thom yorke's name are superfluous, fuck him

0/5 symptoms there
feels like a have a satsuma growing under my breastbone though
ah well

scared to go to toil tomorrow . luckily im not office based so if i can just hold in my piss all day i won't come in contact with people's germs

>oasis

Genuine boomer music

lad at work today claimed to have shagged 160 lasses by the age of 24. is this actually possible

uncultured northern barbarian

sweating harder than a dog in a chinese takeaway

fucking panic buyers

HELLO?
YEAH THEY'RE AT IT AGAIN
BET JANNIES SWEATING HIS MANTITS OFF RIGHT NOW
SOMEONE'S ASKING FOR THE BEST /BRIT/ GIMMICK
YOU RECKON THERE'S A CHANCE IT'LL BE ME?
YEAH I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT EVENTUALLY
CIAO

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The only game i loved as an adult is pic related , it's all downhill from there

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corr what an album.

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yeah
that's not even enough for him to be a qualified top shagger
you have to shag 200 a year for that award

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HE DID IT, HE DID THE SEASONING MEME!

HILARIOUS!

absolutely seething
cant believe dad has drank my brewdog punk ipa

I want to watch Emma Watson extrude a log of poop from her anus.

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1) Some might say
2) Don’t look back in anger
3) live forever
4) stop crying your heart out

Really don’t care for champagne supernova tbqh

thats only 2 birds a year since he was legal

business idea: ban people who make early threads and those who post in them.

would solve jannys little problem in no time.

>classes cancelled
>have to do classes by video conference at home
>ask professor in the chat if i can go to the bathroom
>he says no

Schlop schlop schlop

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easily

>door in the uni bathroom wasn't working
>had to piss with my foot on the door, balancing on one leg
>my cock did that weird thing where whilst you have a main stream, a secondary stream just drops downward like gravity
>all over my fucking shoe
>went to the lecture, sat right in the middle of the room and people in the row behind me where complaining about the smell the entire way through
felt bad

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sweating harder than when a black man sees his son in the street

wish i could work at home like the janny during this viral outbreak

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yes
if hes claiming everyone was a stunner and not fat pissed up slags or prossies then its all lies

would love to bury my nostrils betwixt her arse cheeks

Tbf oasis never made a song this good youtu.be/BrbxWOMpwfs

Kek and checked

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soy band

Banging headache now

Am I the only one who thinks she doesn't look that good

like stare at her face for a bit, it's goofy

that's residual jizz redirecting your piss stream

sweating harder than an immunocompromised person on the tube

For me? It's R.E.M
Mate got a Vinyl R.E.M record and he bought me one for Xmas
We're now men with rem

fun fact: noel wrote that song. got egg on your face now haven't you.

ordered some za’s for two for Tuesday x

*coughs*

boring and shit

Rockin Chair
Cloudburst
Slide Away

*locks down the entire country*

this is clincher
if it’s 100+ uggos then who cares - one stunner would be better

dreary and miserable

How does your piss smell that bad ?, you need to see a doctor m8

Don’t believe you

>two for tuesdays
>holy fucking peng 2 (two) pizzas buy one get one free for £18.99? what a steal

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Not even Blur's best, you fat ape.

oop! thee you go again hehe
case of the ol cold hehe--HEGH HEGHHHHHHHHH [phlegm fit]

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utter fucking dogshit
wouldn't make the top 100 oasis choons

dont care

can't fathom it desu. always been a long term gf man myself

pictured: blur and oasis listener

mad that people buy overpriced dominos shit when it doesn't even taste that good. i know at least 3 local takeaways that do better pizza anf they're far cheaper

Fuck off, choc ice.

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seems rather expensive

good for you

bruh look at this dood

ordered 4 actually

stand by me
d'yer wanna be a spaceman
half the world away

choon
youtube.com/watch?v=YdJc7-ZEuT0

I can get a large pizza from dominos for 5.99 if I collect it

Belter of an addition

her whole being is a bit weird but still quite pleasant to look at

excellent thread

this is fucking terrible

your beatles, your oases, your blurs, your radioheads, your coldplays and so on. x

Making a gym music playlist lads
Got some burzum so far

Don’t mind me lads just posting the best britpop song ever made xx youtu.be/yuTMWgOduFM

kek

pictured: stomzy and slowthai listener

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SHOOT HER!

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think ive been shadow banned

your death gripses

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shits fucked brehs

got a headache and a bit of a temperature
if it gets worse or i start coughing i'm calling in sick
fuck the capitalist parasites who want us to work while sick
cunts

suckling on my mothers teets

footballs cancelled

tis actually this

youtube.com/watch?v=qUE4oDunYkc

Not even Pulp's best song, you fat ape.

Barrel of crude oil: £26.72
Large Dominos Mighty Meaty pizza, dip and wedges: £25.75

eurovisions cancelled

Seething 45 year old

>your coldplays

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ah yes, the you ess ayy

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hope liverpool gets dabbed on by based corona

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toilberg shant be paying you
infect him with the chink flu

I wish your life was.

I dont see the issue

well done

Seething 17 year old

Another 80 year old died of Kung Flu.

Shit lads, what are we gonna do?

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just spilt poo juice on my balls

48% brain matter

Mmm

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Why would it

Italy about to cancel Serie A

Mmm

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see
but in the UK

dance on boomer's grave

most of /brit/ are only 30 odd years away from that

it's not "chink flu", it's probably an american bioweapon and china has got it under control
edition.cnn.com/videos/world/2020/03/10/coronavirus-outbreak-china-xi-jinping-visits-wuhan-culver-intl-ldn-vpx.cnn

Spastic

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They'll go by current positions and Lazio will get the title

how many lasses has /brit/ shagged?

>this is a 10/10 in britain

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Let’s be real oasis is boring white person music, just a mediocre white guy whining about women over basic guitar chords, Beatles did the same thing 30 years earlier (which they stole from black musician in the first place)

Skepta for example is pushing boundaries by exploring themes of oppression and institution racism in Britain. In fact slowthai takes if further by deconstructing the very idea of what it means to be British.

Seria A teams are playing behind closed doors I thought.

hate this attitude. hopefully your mum or grandma dies of it so you become a little less edgy

Irish Liverpool/Celtic fans are vermin ripe for termination.

the big o

in total?
probably about 12

Jog on remoaner

this is 10/10 in your shit-hole

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what did he mean by this

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goose egg

SCREAMING

doesn't look dutch to me
looks more like something you might find in bongistan (UK)

Wish she'd shit on my face tbqh

your music's shite it keeps me up all night up all night

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Yuck
I would.