/leaf/ - Canada general

Boycott /um/

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Bonjour les amis!

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Post weather

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bonjour user

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Get on the level of this dude I saw on the Metro the other day.

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>crossing legs
that's not a dude
that's a ftm transgender

no he is metrosexual

>tfw had crossed legs when I read this post

Guys can cross their legs just fine. it's just more comfortable and non-gay when they're not

An FtM would go out of his way to manspread because they are too self-conscious about the leg-crossing shit. Trust me.

so, that's the guy who buys obnoxious designer accessories

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T I M
H U S
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I just found I could get a Tim Hortons 50$ GC if I went to the downtown last week. I wish I wasn't this lazy.

Out biking

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imagine having to go through school being called "PraiseJesus"

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Parlez français tabarnak

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Fit 3/10

Post bike.

Notre fil est tellement inactif... Il faut faire de quoi pour être le général le plus actif et le plus intéressant de tous! Je suis ouvert aux suggestions.

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Things usually get pretty active when people bootybother Raj but it also makes the thread completely uninhabitable

make the title "/leaf/ + friends"

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Should I stockpile marijuana for possible lockdown?

pls let me post here

What would make it any different than /cum/?

no americans

Ministers floating school closures here.
We are 9 days behind italy in cases IIRC

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I would use birdshot ammo to pop balloons
and then HE 12 gauge for doggies

americans and mexicans are 2 sides of the same coin. get the fuck out.

/leaf/+/tree/ possibly but we can't invite /um/ here.

Why?

you better delete this terrible post

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fuck you, you piece of shit.

i'll fucking ruin this and any other thread involving fucking leafs, you retarded aborted shit.

>can we be best friends?
>random user: no
>goes fucking apeshit

>>can we be best friends?
>>random user: no
>>goes fucking apeshit

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Oh friend, that's not even the worst part.
This mexicunt has a grudge on all Canadians - hence he wants to ruin our threads - because of one Canadian poster who refused his homosexual advances on Discord. He probably thought he was replying to that guy in this post

Oh friend, that's not even the worst part.
This mexicunt has a grudge on all Canadians - hence he wants to ruin our threads - because of one Canadian poster who refused his homosexual advances on Discord. He probably thought he was replying to that guy in this post (You)

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I think it's broken.

lol that's fuckin pathetic. this is why we dont want americans and mexicans on our thread

gosh bros i'm so sleepy

>I think it's broken.
(You)
lol that's fuckin pathetic. this is why we dont want americans and mexicans on our thread

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why not?

>why not?

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>/lead/+/tree/
How about /forest/?

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Canada+Liban égal forêt ?

Ouais, c'est ce que je voulais dire.

Almost heaven...
South Alberta...
Rocky Mountains,
Through the Crowsnest Pass.

Life is cold there,
Colder than the rink.
Colder than... siiiiipppp... ahhhhhhh...
Colder than my drink.

Country roooooaaaaaads...
Take me hooooommmmeeeee...
To the place...
Where I BEEELOOOOOOONNNGGGGG!

SOUTH ALBERTA,
SADDLEDOOOOOOMMEEEE!
TAKE ME HOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOO-OOOOMMMEEEE!

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People who live in Toronto what do you think of it?
I've been a few times and it's my favourite city idk why

I don’t live I Toronto but I live close to it and I don’t particularly like it. Don’t get me wrong I don’t think it’s literally hell on earth as some people say but it’s meh overall.

Salut les Canadiens, ça va ?

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All rise for the Canadian national anthem
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wrong
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GET TO WORK *LBERTAN SLAVES
*cracks whip*
QUEBEC DEMANDS MORE NEETBUX

Based. Put these little pay pigs back in their place

>youtube.com/watch?v=-wcjBU8zbdY
You could probably choose any pop-folk song and call it our anthem.

I actually like a number of Americans better than CERTAIN Canadians. You know who you are.

Buds, I'm pretty sure I just have a cold but what if I have coronavirus? Because If that's what it is then everyone at the office has it.

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Fuck the TTC and the public system transport of the GTA. Free/discounted rides gang.

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tu peux toujours appeler le 811 ou de quoi et poser des questions. Tu peux peut-être même être testé si jamais tu vis dans les mêmes lieux que quelqu'un affecté.

Pour être honête si s'est vraiment le coronovirus y'a pas grand chose qu'on peut faire. Tout le monde au bureau son malade. Pas de façon de contenir sa.

I used to be a transitpeasant, but having my own vehicle has changed my life. Roadtrips fucking anywhere. Literally just drive up some random mountain for fun. Run over people with my headlights turned off at night. Go to any provincial park I want whenever.
Fuck, it's the life.

bring it back

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Ok boomer

>driving in vancouver takes 2x the time of taking the train

Paying insurance here is expensive as renting a place. I can't afford both.

I just got a $10 bill in my change and it had a nigger on it.

Since when does the money have niggers on it, what the fuck? Who did this, is this fake?

>Vertical
>literal who woman who did fucking nothing
So progressive. What the fuck were they thinking!?

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I live in North Van. Back when I was an dirt-poor apprentice, I worked at the airport a lot. Even getting the first Seabus, I would rarely make it to the airport before 6:50.
I can now leave my house at 6:20 and get there at the same time. It's almost like so many people are afraid of driving through the downtown core that it's absolute empty. I can't imagine how many hours of my life I wasted dealing with the absolute bullshit of the Skytrain. Fucking peasants holding the doors turning the "15 minutes from downtown" into "30 minutes from downtown". God forbid there was snow on the tracks.

I hate this country so much

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I would refuse to accept that if someone tried to pass it off on my.

lol at least she isnt tubman

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Wow that is the opposite of my experience here. I guess it is the difference between starting at 9 and starting at 7