/brit/

got called an ugly little gremlin in picard

Heatwave at 15 degrees lads

ah yes another perfect opportunity for janberg to swoop in at 100 posts and take the piss
well done everyone

they've autosaged

went to restaurant and no one else was there

Is there any coronavirus madness in paris or can i still go

got a gay friend who blatantly hits on me and tells me i could get any girl i want
he doesn't know how demanding girls are though

where did my post go

phone is at 100% battery for the first time in over a month

new series of undateables kino tomorrow

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my mum’s the same

am i autistic if i dont understand schrodinger's cat?

theres nothing difficult to understand about it

it’s just too useful to leave charging for hours

Fuck's sake Barry, what are you doing in Australia? Get back to the UK and answer my bloody emails you nonce

the world's gonna be empty soon. you'll be alone. poo poo pee pee

On the way to Gatwick. 1.6k corona cases in Spain now, rip me

my charger ports fucked i ve had this piece of junk for over 4 years

Perfect, another good job well done.

Taking the poo

just seems nonsensical. the cat is either dead or alive. we dont know until we look. how does it become dead and alive at the same time and then some crazy quantum physics gets involved. why? its either dead or alive but we dont know for sure until we look.

Tried to convince boomer parents to stock up on supplies.
They basically bought 2 weeks worth of groceries instead of 1 and called it good. Then got pissed at me for suggesting that it wasn't enough.

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chester

i LOVE to travel!

you can come mate

wow a whole 0.00003% of the population?

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have sex

>steals your gf

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Bennington?

The Harvard epidemiology professor Marc Lipsitch predicts that within the coming year, some 40 to 70 percent of people around the world will be infected with the virus that causes COVID-19

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Anyone else unable to go online on cod?

Make a new one, it's on page 8 after all

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>it's alright if coronavirus only kills a small number of people
the utilitarian cope

toilmate has just mate this so called "cuppa"

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don’t care

OMG IT'S THE FLU LADS BUY A TON OF SHITE AND HOARD IT

sounds good to me. more men for me to fuck. yay

is this the 22yo virg? I’m not surprised

>40 to 70
could he be a bit more precise

>everyone listen to me my opinions are important

>*is deliberately vague*

i despise academics

looks like dishwater

I’m practically GUARANTEED TO GET IT

it's actually an aussie who posted it a few days ago

*picture of Drake gesturing disapprovingly*
>alt-right
*picture of Drake smiling and pointing in approval*
>alt-rorke

£14 winnings all gone de lads

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its a bad analogy but good imagery initially developed to discredit quantum mechanics look for another and work backwards. It also dosnt make sense because quantum dosnt really play by the rules

0 - 100% of people on earth will die of corona lads

its over

only girl who has ever touched my willy was black

be sure to thank Bulgaria
greece.greekreporter.com/2020/03/10/bulgaria-floods-evros-river-to-prevent-migrants-storming-greek-borders/

had a gay mate like this, ended up shagging him after i broke up with my ex. not bent tho

probably just a different type of tea.

Bad day of betting all told then.

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Very articulate my short, brown, friend

oh no

lol

well what does your hair look like?

do you guys kicked more chinks in your streets for bringing convid-19?

b-but some mong on /brit/ said it was just a cold

youtube.com/watch?v=X6EbVwOumlE

willy didn't actually go inside her

she was fat as well wasn’t she

alri

this post is sponsored by audible

are you watching through my webbie? hen-tai

If only your retarded gook race didn't eat bats...

Yeah she was actually and quite ugly which is why i couldn't get hard

was it your nurse maid?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dl32qtQ37Yo

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Yeah I remember your story
Good on you for giving a go mate

It is.

ImmuneSystemlets seething

going to start putting my pronouns in my work emails

much better

Keeping the old thread open just incase

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the vast majority of people who get the coronavirus wont even notice, it can be basically symptomless
this is one huge nothingburger

Gonnae get changed into me jimjams

>The average adult gets two to three colds a year, while the average child may get six to eight
sounds about right desu

bit early for that

been raining all day
would be quite comfy if i didn’t have this long, boring, mind numbing task to do

anyone else here like listening to proper good choons?
youtube.com/watch?v=syOK6zmpOe0

Got coronavirus five times now. Don't believe the whole gay and effeminate hysteria surrounding it one bit.