/dixie/ — The South & Friends

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He lived. Can't die of traumatic brain injuries when your brain is the size of a walnut.

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Nearly shat myself at work lads, milk and apples is not a good combo

still sipping

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>look through listings for part-time jobs
>"to apply, please go to our website, create an account, verify the account by email, manually retype the same resume you already uploaded to the jobs site you found our listing on, write us a two paragraph cover letter about why you love our company, why you would be a good fit for us, and how you would kill your entire family and all of your friends just for the chance to work for us for one hour"
>"once we have determined you are not a criminal and have the requisite experience (at least 25 years REQUIRED, over 30 preferred) we will begin the next stage of the application process, which is very simple. You will do a phone interview with an HR representative, then a Skype interview with the manager, then a panel interview with five of our executives, in-person interviews with all the members of the manager's bowling team, give a seven hour long testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee, meet the Dalai Lama and receive his blessings, brief the Pentagon, beat every major European head of state at Tekken, and send a telegram to the janitor's daughter congratulating her for her quinceañera."
>Pay: $13-16/hr (depending on experience)
I was just looking for a new way to pass time in the evenings.

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>send email to HR person that you're interested in the job
>2 days later get a phonecall to set up a job interview
>go to a job interview
>talk 30 minutes about previous experiences
>do some dumb attention test
>get phonecall 2 hours later
>you're hired
>mfw

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just walk in and give the manager a good firm handshake

Most places here just redirect you to their online application process anyway if you try calling/emailing/showing up in person. However the few businesses that do let you just hit them up by email are generally way more responsive and courteous. I usually look for jobs on Craigslist instead of proper job sites for that reason.

what is it called when you despise pretty much everything about the white collar business world, but still begrudgingly accept the blatant reality that capitalism is the best economic system humanity has?

cuckoldry

every time i tell people i use craigslist to buy things or get jobs they look at me like im crazy
also in my experience smaller business/local are 10000% quicker to hire you and you dont have to deal with 3 weeks of sexual harassment training

coming to terms with things.

That's ridiculous. Sexual harassment is a talent you're born with, not something that can simply be learned.

the package I ordered will be shipped by the royal air mail
does this mean that they will drop it on my house from a plane?

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humanistic capitalism, maybe even rhine capitalism sin welfare state.

why is the concept of mail being transported by plane so weird to you?

planes are dumb, we should only use boats

I refuse to receive any mail unless it's delivered by sled dogs

I refuse to receive any mail unless it's delivered by African slaves.

i refuse to receive any mail

met a lady a few weeks ago who doesnt have a mail box

based anti-mail lady

grim

more like based anti mail lady

You get so much useless mail living innacountry
I probably get like 20 pounds of paper a week of just tractor catalogs and flyers for livestock auctions

I sure as hell wouldn't want to be your mailman if you live in the sticks

>useless mail
>tractor catalogs
uhh pick one (1) sweaty

>tfw no 20 pounds of pure tractor catalogs

The mailboxes are centralized so they don't have to deliver to each individual address
These are the old model but we got swanky new ones a few years ago

Even a gearhead like you would get tired of them after a while. They're all glossy too so they smell terrible when you burn them.

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School might be cancelled fellas which means I'll have time to become a /dixie/ regular and leave my mark on the general.

speedrunning is the dumbest shit the internet has come up with
you got autists playing certain games over and over again to beat them as fast as possible so they can hold completely useless world record that absolutely no one cares about for a few months until some other autist beats their time by 0,0003 seconds
it is arguably the most useless and dumbest hobby you can have, every single girl that you tell that you're a speedrunner will roll her eyes and start slowly moving out of the room you're in while avoiding eye contact with you

two things wrong with your scenario
1. revealing your powerlevel
2. doing stuff for cooch

>tfw no Saskatchewan sun for $0.00 CAD

busy over here thinking...

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I live for the cooch

and that, my friend, is why you will never be a great speedrunner

there are so many tv shows to download
but is downloading all seasons of Home Improvement really worth it

youtube.com/watch?v=otuVawEShi4

I think that an elaborate glass design can really improve the water drinking experience, a nice handfeel can make you feel better when you are hydrating yourself

I drink out of a 52oz travel mug

that's dumb, mugs don't travel

>czech education

Incorrect

are you saying I should be worried about my mugs suddenly packing their bags and leaving for Indochina to "find themselves"?

that's dumb, mugs don't have bags

>his mugs are so poor they don't have any personal belongings
sad

Mugs are the bags you Maple Nigger.

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No they aren't

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rkansas