Genocide each other for a decade cause 'muh self rule'

t. sperged out and invaded Serbia knowing full well Russia would back them up
t. didn't give a young autistic boyo his artist meme degree

kekekek she should be shot and raped

>sperged out and invaded Serbia
Yeah because killing the archduke was totally justified and normal

Based

We Yugos don't need justification for violence we have a right to be as brutal and aggressive as we want

shouldn't have had annexed Bosnia

well it was. even today if dumb shit erdogan would drive unprotected in his car through idlib i bet he would catch a bullet

it's an elaborate plan to have an excuse to genocide each other, for old times' sake

this user gets it
people dont get just how barbaric we actually are
quick rundown on yugo history
>be yugos
>be illirians
>decide youre not gonna be a single kingdom
>fight eachother tribal style for no reason
>romans come in
>fight them
>takes them 200 years to conquer you
>decide that they are pretty brutal too so join them
>become emperors
>become elite units withint the legion
>here come the slavs
>rome weakens
>barbarians invade
>the slavs come
>hmmm they seem pretty brutal
>im gonna join them
>become a slav
>kill all the roman settlers for no reason
>fight the avars bulgars venetians at the same time
>fight eachoter for no reason even tho most of your kings are cousins
>here come the turks
>fight them
>swithc sides multiple times with turks and europe for maximum carnage
>decide the turks are pretty hardcore
>become turk
>give sultans janisars elite troops etc
>turks start to fall
>revolt
>kill and expell them all
>decide you were just joking the whole time and want to be united again like when you were illirian
>kill a nice german man
>join multiple sides in the war for max carnage
>unite
>decide you were actualy joking about joking and start fighting eachother
>a funny german man and a bald italian are conquering the world
>join them
>SYKE
>revolt for no reason
>dont really fight them its just an excuse so you can kill each other
>kill eachoter
>win?
>kill all the italians and germans for no reason and expell them
>reunite
>get bored
>kill eachoter
>now lets join the eu together

tl;dr:
>be yugo
>be subhuman

Holy fuck. And I thought the middle east had it rough.

Ferdinand promoted a softer approach regarding Serbia than what the Austrian elite wanted.

this is perhaps the wackiest region in all of europe

>yugoslavs wuz illyrians yo
>another mentally ill bosnian flag

kek good summary

you forgot though that under hungarian rule croatians were pretty chill

tenk yu yuesey yu ar de legend yu ar may best fren

BIX NOD
GIB DAT WHITEY

>you forgot though that under hungarian rule croatians were pretty chill
>refuse to speak hungarian
>play the austrian and hungarian crown against eachother
>even tho both hate you
>you just do it for max confusion and possible conflict
>the great revolts are happening
>budapest is revolting
>pic related shows up
>claims he supports the crown
>even tho asutrians dont really care about croatia
>he just uses it as an excuse to go killing
>makes an army of all yugos
>yes even bosniak muslims were in his army
>some hungarian units got scared because they thought they were turks and the turks have allied themselves with croats
>you dont really need them you just do it to make things more confusing and brutal
>your turbo catholic but carry a muslim sword that has allahu akbar on it in to battle
>kill hungarians for no reason
>karl marx hates you and calls you garbage
>celebrate this person as a national hero even tho he didnt really do anything besides kill hungarians for no real reason

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>genocide each other
only serbs did that to muslims. we separated peacefully and slovenes and croats had short wars of independance.

not to mention how croatia got the hungarian crown to begin with
>be croat nobalty
>kill eachoter
>now that you have murdered eachoter lets give the crown to the hungarians
>you could prob not but it gives you an exucse to blame and murder them in the future

>we’re Illyrian
>speak immigrant language

>we're a people
>cant understand half of your own population

AFAIK the Austro-Hungarian emperor was pretty happy with the archduke getting killed, he didn't like him at all.

Germans can’t speak Bavarian.

nice cope, sljadoljed seller, gegs and tosks cant understand each other,

we wuz based and shit
>refuse to speak hungarian
nothing wrong with this, the language is disgusting

Czechs can’t speak slovak
Croats can’t speak Slovene
Tuscans can’t speak Venetian

>it's a 'let's conflate Slovenian history and culture with its Serbocroatian counterpart just because Slovenia and Greater Serbocroatia were in the same country together' episode

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>Czechs can’t speak slovak
>Croats can’t speak Slovene
thats because they arent the same ethnicity you fucking ape,
i know this is hard for you to understand since you are a decendent of literal sheep fuckers you fucking monkey, but you are an IMMIGRANT, to canada of all places and you tell people in their own national countries that they are immigrants, i know that basic irony is hard to understand for you meek caveman brain but just try and wrap your head around it, no you are not illirian, no there is no such thing as albanian, no you are not canadian, now go sell your sljadoljed you fucking mongrel

The war could have been caused by great forces like nato wanting to break up Yugoslavia and take those smaller countries to their side. The more I look at what happened to Libya the more that seems possible.
And a lot of Croats didn't want to join the eu (our government blindly listens to Germany, America and Israel) and we're starting to realize that nato is a scam.
A lot of people don't want us to enter the eurozone but we'll probably enter anyway in a year or two.

>And a lot of Croats didn't want to join the eu (our government blindly listens to Germany, America and Israel)
we had a referendum which resulted in Yes

I know that's why I didn't say "the majority"

>mentally ill post
Checks out for your kind

>nothing wrong with this, the language is disgusting
low IQ taste
youtube.com/watch?v=Cf5A5nFWN9Q

>NOOOOO NOT MY ARCHDUKERINO NOT MY SLAV HATING PRINCERINO

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i wish my ancestors weren't germoid lapdogs

Austrian education.

>refuse to speak hungarian
>play the austrian and hungarian crown against eachother

BASED holy fuck I love croats.

>Czechs can’t speak slovak
I will kick you in the nuts

To be honest everyone was bad character in Yugoslav War
>Serbians killing and raping thousands of Bosnians (Bosnian Genocide)
>Croats doing the same (Croat-Bosnian War)
>Bosnians burning the houses of Serbians (that general I forgot)
>Croats and Bosnians killing thousands of Serbs (Operation Storm)
>Serbians killing hundreds of Croats (Krainja)
>Serbians killing Kosovars (Kosovo War)
>Kosovars and Albanians killing Serbs
>Serbs getting rekt (UN bombings)

When you look at it this way it's actually kind of impressive that the Ottomans managed to hold both the Balkans and the Middle East for so long.

>murder is bad

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Because of Karaboga

Also before Balkans and Middle East, it was Anatolia. Turks rekt us, Persians, Iraqi Turkmens, Alawites and Kurds very hard

fuck bro what if the ottomans were the good guys all along for keeping the barbarians in check?

A Serb told me everyone would get along if it weren't for two things, muslims and croats. He even said he wouldn't mind Analbanians if they weren't muslims. I don't get the beef with croats though.

Franz Ferdinand didn't hate Slavs
he was a proponent of federalization of Austria-Hungary

But only serbs gor punished because if they had their way, Russia would have naval bases in adriatic and a dosen military bases in Balkans, free of charge

we finna take your eu bucks too get ready we in this bitch yo

How do I make my hair look like this?

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There was one good guy. He just wasn't around anymore.

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Everyone had hair like that back in the day

>nnnnoooooooooo why didn't you want Greater Serbia, we're all serbs
they're autistic

Why are Russia and Serbia so closely aligned anyway? Is it because they're both Orthodox?

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Why yes balkans are dumb how could you tell

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Treason

Why does his hairlne go past the middle of his forehead, almost touching his eyebrows?

so do Serbs and Croats still hate each other?

SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
we wuz fakin wayt womenz befo it waz kul na wa im sayin, when the OG tito (rip) sent our gastrabajtniggas to the west sayd yo yo yo

das rite nerd go read a book or smth lmaaaooo

>muslims and croats
So with everybody
Because there were only 3 of them

yes, the only ones who claim otherwise are the lefty college students

Russia started ww1 because of the injustice done to serbia and they necer argued before that either
Orthodoxy is also an important factor

Srbe na vrbe
Albance u žgance
Slovence u zdence
Bosance u lance
Crnogorce na kolce
Makedonce u lonce