/brit/

Wasn’t worth posting the first time.

yeah I think I heard they introduced it a few years ago but didn't know how to use it so I just stuck with what I was comfortable with

don't know what you're on about
go away crazy person

Always getting intrusive thoughts of something cringe I did throughout the day

Literally just whispered loudly to myself “just leave me alone!” when it happened there and my coworker turned and looked at me. I’m losing it

>5'8
IT'S OVER

Are you informed on the chinky virus?

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set it to last reply to find /brit/ easily

thanks for acknowledging MY first post

welcome to the first day of the rest of your life

genuinely gifted with risk taking and time execution, my mind must operate calculations like a computer. shame im lazy

t. Italian ICU doctor
scary stuff ngl

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haha I get that except I usually blurt out “kill yourself” yet to do it in public though

If it's that bad you probably should get a psych referral
You might have a mild case of the ol' 'phrenia

Taking the same precautions with the kung flu that I did with the swine and bird flu.
Absolutely ignoring mass media fear mongering and going about my day.

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>sneezing into elbows
based

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misinformation and racism is more dangerous than any virus

Theres nothing gay about docking with your best friend

shan't be reading your doctoral thesis

might start full on dabbing whenever I sneeze at toil

you seem to have it all figured out don't you

Yeah I do that too

Its not schizophrenia its more like anxiety and self consciousness so I keep replaying embarrassing moments in my head to the point I blurt out stop

Miss when dabbing was an ironic Yas Forums meme and not something nostalgic zoomers did.

>Facts aren't actually facts

Lol

you really should
chilling stuff

>the panic and hysteria is fuelled by racism
how many mental loops do you have to jump through to reach that conclusion lmao

ngl she was peng when she was younger and thinner

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8094871/Gemma-Collins-looks-unrecognisable-shares-amazing-throwback-snaps.html
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8094871/Gemma-Collins-looks-unrecognisable-shares-amazing-throwback-snaps.html

>il mio amico happoooner aveva ragione su tutto
ma allora è vero che la paranoia ripaga

if or while

the last thing we need is a fucking schizomick

youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8

>blah blah blah
blah blah blah

>fuelled by racism
nah
coronavirus is just revealing most peoples true natures and the lefties don't like it because their entire ideology and ecosystem has completely crumbled apart by this point

oops wrong thread haha what am i like

schizophrenia isn't real and if you hear voices you;re not mad you;re intercepting signals from the lizard men in the caves

showoff

tell that to all the chinese takeaways losing business despite the people owning them being as chinese as i am

dunno who this thot is but i want to bash her skull in with a claw hammer

*Drags you off to the ambulance*

Easy money

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doja_Cat

Oh boo hoo, can you really blame people for not wanting to get food from a chinese at the moment? It’s not racism just self preservation. Yes it’s stupid, but it’s not driven by racism

That's not racism, that's just stupid people's version of self perseveration

>Yas Forums
uhhhhh YIKES!

It's a 100% success rate

racism is essentially just self preservation

Why does a Chinese restaurant need to be run by a Chinese person? It's literally food, anyone can make it. You don't need the secret mystical wisdom of the far east to make rice noodles

hmm

hate her even more now

No you're right discriminating because of race isn't racism

>alan MIA
>thailad MIA
>lachy sorting his life out
>turt getting a gf and dogging the boys
>publad barely pops in
>the bradley poster has gone
>the good french poster has gone
>hat posting is redundant
dont like the direction we're heading lads

only People of Colour can make Coloured food you NAZI!!!

sent this post to DGSI

>Choosing not to buy a Chinese takeaway Friday night is racism
lol

theyre usually of chinese heritage not even born in china anymore, also "chinese" takeaways serve food that the average person wouldnt even find in china, its like saying taco bell is representative of mexican cuisine

Good. Fuck "personalities", and no I'm not Diego.

shut up you egging faggot

It's fueled by mass media. Nothing gets them more views and clicks than fear mongering. Be sure to stay tuned after the commercial break for further information!

this is the end of /brit/ as we know it

>le narcissist avatarfags are gone :(((
fuck off

opted for an Indian last night
turns out I'm now racist against the Chinese, the Italians and the state of Kentucky

phone interview in 20 minutes lads
still in my pyjamas

Sex Ratio - (No. of males per female)

London 0.99
East 0.98
East Midlands 0.98
North East 0.96
North West 0.97
South West 0.97
West Midlands 0.97
Yorkshire and the Humber 0.97
South East 0.96

Food for thought....

*the end of /soapopera/

only good /brit/ personality is Emmett and that's only because he's so fucking dumb he makes everyone laugh.

True and everyone has said it’s stupid to avoid Chinese restaurants but people aren’t doing it because of racism they are just scared about the virus.
The Chinese at the end of my road closes for 2 weeks every year as they go home for Chinese New Year, as you said a lot have no connection to China but a lot still do

>the good french poster has gone
egoberg on the ropes

last time i had a phone interview i was playing wow in the background and the lady asked what the constant tapping noise was haha

what did you tell her?

um akshually it's the Commonwealth of Kentucky.

Don't talk to black people because there was ethnic cleansing there and they might get me, not racist though

just remembered I could've had a kebab as well so I'm also racist against the turks
wew

Tbf I haven't eaten Chinese for the past month but I nearly had a mapo tofu the other day and changed my mind but not because of coronavirus

[Intro]
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo, moo
Yeah

[Pre-Chorus]
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
I'm not a cat, I don't say meow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow
Bitch, I'm a cow, bitch, I'm a cow

[Chorus]
I go moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)
Moo (I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow, I'm a cow)

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told her it was my keyboard, none of her business is it

went Nando's instead of Wagamama so now I'm a black supremacist sworn to take over Japan

My gfs a chink and she's been locked in the shed for 4 weeks.

That reminds me I have to refill her water

I hate women.

Mad that you have different chinese and indian food and that compared to here, butter chicken was never a thing here historically

baste

U ever been hired directly off a phone interview?

Went to the chippy at the weekend, might as well join the EDL now

was just about to reply to him and say that their chinese food is different to ours

technically yes, but i was put "in reserve" for a start date and 2 months later they call telling me they don't need me anymore

Had Maccas the other day, going to kill some Mexicans with an AR-15 now.

pretty sure the EDL was effectively disabanded and its successor britain first is finished to

*buys a set of saucepans and a Jamie Oliver cookbook*
*all the CCTV cameras turn to face me as I walk home*

Mental how black people go to Japan just to make youtube videos about how Japanese are racist

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What if "black" or "Muslim" replaced "white" in every slate, huffpost, vox, etc headline?

theres a website called egirl.gg and you pay £5 to play with an egirl

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i'm a cumbrain

i have, was meant to do a physical interview but didn’t go so they just had me sign over email instead

Is actually mad the hoops that Yas Forums will jump through to try and convince themselves that their thoughts are normal or healthy

>toilberg trying to arrange a work visit to meet the London office
How can I get the corona so I don't have to go to that shithole

Why does anyone buy into the myth that adversity creates excellence? It does not. We have proven clinically that adverse childhood experiences, for example, create children with lower IQs than their counterparts. Low IQ is a death sentence for success. IQ is the single most important human trait and our entire culture is built around pretending it doesn't exist. Mine isn't particularly high btw. At any rate, why do old people play the "we had it so hard in my dad and it made us stronger than younger generations" game. we have mathematically proven this to be untrue.

what's an egg girl

Damn how long did it take for them to tell you

hahaha fucking hell lads
i'm a bit chilly and my ballbag has shrunk to the size of a fuckign raisin
i've never seen it that small before hahahaha

*casually mentions to the barman that I prefer Pravha to Peroni*
*gets jumped by the Italian mafia*

Based shrinksack, withered up like a crisp bag in the oven I bet

seethe harder leftypol it's a known fact that the jews faked the Austrian War of Succession so that they could terraform mars in 2073.

fascinating

they're too far gone, also in america this kind of behaviour is allowed to fester until it ends with them becoming mass shooters

dunno, don’t go on Yas Forums me

>Are you serious?

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*Has a gf with cute feet*

pol
>the world is ending
boomers
>the world is ending
.......yikes

that's a good analogy

Mental to think once Elon actually sends people to mars its only going to be Americans

reddit.com/r/BallStretching/

mental that there is a Pixel 4 when the first Pixel is only a few years old.