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Incel Pride edition

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had 2 sandwiches

had 2 costco hotdogs

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uh oh stinky

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listen here Jack was a great time for me to get a chance for you and I have to get it done for the day I will be there tomorrow to do you want me you to get

did you guys know that i farted

Lel at boomer Biden.
Also why does Trump speak like he has brain damage?
>"We'll be discussing a possible payroll tax cut or relief, substantial relief, very substantial relief, that’s a big number," Trump told reporters.

bros

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>why does Trump speak like he has brain damage?
why do you think

bruh

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What do heterosexual incels think about homosexual incels?

no such thing

they are rare because gay hookups are easy to get

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Explain ale the mexican tripfag then

incelism is the cause of homosexuality. "heterosexual incels" just haven't accepted their true nature yet, so they despise their openly homosexual final forms. it's like making trannies look at pictures of botched rotting gender reassignment surgeries

after they figure that one out they should make a vaccine for the common cold pronto

Yes.

oh fuck off canadian Yas Forumstard even you know thats a retarded thing to say

god bless

>fiancee left me and is moving on
>grades are tanking
>fired from my job
my life went to shit in the span of a month. do i have any reason to live anymore lmao.

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You should get diagnosed with something so you can be a victim instead of a loser.

already happened (LOL)

i have a similar story besides the grades thing, want to meet up and have a group suicide?

Then at least nothing is your fault.

nah i got dumped because i hid it

part of me wants to say yes, the other part says no bc you shouldn't kill yourself

>horny
>wank
>no longer horny

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That's not how you play the victim card. You got to know when to hold 'em and that wasn't the time.

pssh, i'll have an untimely end one way or another. not like i can ever have a normal life again, kind of over the prospects of trying.

it went down like this
>after a fight i made a drunken confession that i was afraid she'd leave bc of it
>she gets extremely angry and asks me what kind of person i think she is that she would do that
>dumps me two days later

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nah, there'll be time for you, bud. you're not dying yet.

i'm a legit schizo, and the drugs make me feel worse than death. honestly no point.

Wow that's harsh. Sounds like she was a bitch anyway. Better it happens now than after you're married.

yeah. i'm the one literally dying here and she couldn't understand why I would hide it from her.
also
>one month a part
>already talking to a new dude
>told me she wouldn't get back together with me because she's not going to give up a chance to be with someone who cares about her over someones who's toxic
to boot
>was going to move across the country so she could be with her senpai

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told my friend his gf's sister was cute and he hasnt responded yet
feeling embarassaed what do i do

famil*Y dumb filter

leave town and ghost him forever

can't you change drugs until you find something that works?

im not good at interpersonal interactions and stuff, please tell me i didnt actually do something egregious
i was just voicing a feeling i had that was rather strong in the moment

why do so many women have faces that kinda look like men

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i'm having a moderate allergic reaction and i don't know to what
does anyone want to talk b/c i guess i'm up for the night
worried it might become severe

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um play some video games or watch a movie bro
talking like its facebook is cringe

I've tried a bunch of combos, they work, but i just feel like half of my brain is off regardless of what I take, and feel foggy and lack focus. it doesn't feel like life at all, like a bad dream you can only remember part of. Haven't been on them in months, but that offers it's own challenges.

im allerginc to bananes

also also
right before she dumped me she compared me to her ex that literally beat her despite knowing that I was beat by father growing up and that it would hurt me deeply to say that.

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jason hasn't posted in like a week now
i miss that guy

Just forget about her. You've got a job search ahead of you but at least she's not something you need to worry about now.

is that a joke? he was on like last night or the day before that.

i don't really like movies
but i am playing world of horror rn

i'm so worried it's a food allergy b/c i'm a cook
i couldn't imagine being allergic to bananas

at least you have the self-awareness to know she was saying that likely just to fuck with you

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jason cobb or someone less relevant
i dont really go to this thread

Overall sounds more like a whore that didn't want to care for a sick man, but instead of owning up to it she made up a shitty excuse to end the relationship.

ironically despite everything I still love her, was genuinely shocked that she'd stop caring about me after one month apart considering we were going to get fucking married.

it's really fucking hard to keep things together, because I honestly thought I had someone I could rely on and banked everything on us.
i'm not a saint either, I can be toxic, but christ.

what are you ill with?

a rare degenerative neuro disease

i do not want to be the one to tell you this
but given the sequence of events she likely was already interested in the other dude and was just looking for a reason to dump you
the reason not to kill yourself is because in this process, you dodged a bullet
it'd be a shame to take one anyway

my ex and i were really bad for each other
and when we would fight we'd say things we still can't take back
you learn that sometimes taking these words with you is for the better

she met him after we broke up i'm p sure.

coronachan ruined my life
now i cannot do many things that i wanted to do

it's a shitty feeling.
my ex moved on, and is married with a little baby now. never stops hurting.