/brit/

I'm so shit with names
at my job ive had for over a year i can't remember the majority of peoples names

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ah well

Recycling habits are like opinions and arseholes, everybody has one, and most of them stink. Bet you put the bottle caps thinking they actually recycle them, you dumb cunt.

paypigs and sissy sluts get the boot first during the collapse

alright bit nasty there

Only one post from a Brit so far.

Densely populated euroshitholes are fucked. At least in countries like US, Canada, and Australia, one can easily fuck off to some extremely remote and underpopulated rural town to avoid the batvirus.

we’re all dead from batflu

FO (AICSTE) Y

why am i always so hungry from 2-5pm i can't afford a 4th meal

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Arvo coffee for you mate

I've had ENOUGH of this coronavirus shit. Let me at him, I'm gonna kill him

>5'8
IT'S OVER

Nah you’ll be right

Are you ready for the economic crash today lads

nut the cunt lad teach him a lesson

don't want liquid calories which aren't alcohol and not a huge coffee guy. Tea doesn't do much either
i want something very savoury and filling RIGHT NOW FUCK
but in an hour i'll be fine and wont care if i eat dinner at 9

>depression

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Yeah mate got my seatbelt on

Do you still have old buildings like pic related. Are the newly constructed building built in this style too?

Don't make fun of that please

keep a stash of cold sausages in the fridge for times like this laddy

>have to pay huge sums of money to the banks otherwise toilberg won't pay you for your work
how is this legal?

imagine getting your head kicked in by a bloke in this armour

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Morning lads

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Yeah

Not really fair is it

/brit/ would be so much better without the aussie incel freaks it isn’t even funny
do they actually think we like them?

gf works in finance. was worried about her job yesterday but her company makes a ton of money out of crashes apparently so she can still buy me things.

Hello Jordanlad, how goes it?

Told my boss not to pay me. He's my bank now.

Yeah good mate just doing my morning poop yourself

emmett’s obsession and constant seething over australians and their constant outwitting of him is genuinely endearing

tradie toil imminent

Don't understand banking so I just keep all my money in a safe at home.

no that would be a very bad idea indeed

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Check out Daft Punk's new single "Get Lucky" if you get the chance. Sound of the summer.

Yeah I'm doing fairly well too mate.

Can't wait for dinnertoil tbdesu

Find myself agreeing with you every time mate that’s a right banger you’ve sourced

SELL SELL SELL

youtube.com/watch?v=VdXmFH6Maw4

reckon the tindy date will mind?

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don't understand safes so i just keep all my money in a bin bag in the cupboard

2 pieces of pizza for breakfast
2 pieces of fish and some mushrooms for lunch then a single chocolate ball
CANNOT ruin a day going well

where to cop lamp

>orbit constantly like a schoolgirl over elvis
yeah mate i sure do feel outwitted
how big is your schizo folder like 20 gigs? get a hobby, get laid, anything mate. you are here 18 hours a day.

Sounds good mate except the Choccy

don't understand cupboards so i just give all my money to the bank man to watch

got some nice lamb spagbol coming up would you like some?

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had a t.v. cabinet like that when i was a kid but without the swastika stuff

How do you lads cope with the fact that your mum homeschooled you and wouldn't let you leave the house between the ages of 12 and 18?

oh yeah, who mentioned who first ahaha
ah, that’s our emzy

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Holy shit. Get Lucky came out in 2013. Where the fuck does time go

grow up and stop blaming your problems on your mum

Yeah bro how insane is it

Can't really complain, the sex was fantastic

based

Big cope here. Genuinely, kid. Your mind has turned to mush. Concerned for your mental well being. 18 hours a day, easy. Find a hobby.

>but without the swastika stuff

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In all fairness that situation he’s described would probably have a large ongoing impact on his psyche

He could have moved out

I hate women.

alright mr projecto
projecting his own traits onto aussies again
classic emzy

strong Ed Kemper vibes from the aussie

was this funny in your head

Thats not how “projection” works you socially retarded virgin.

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Business Idea: Genocide asians and use the land as a massive industrial base to power the Empire

>looking at product on Amazon
>have a question about the product so I scroll down to the question section
>find the question I need answered that someone has already asked
>”I’m sorry, I don’t know the answer to your question”
Then why did you type out a response? People man.

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not a virgin mate so you’ll have to reconcile that one yourself I’m afraid

giggled as i selected the image

Gay sex doesn’t count, sorry.

poor people

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>He is noted for his large size, at 6 feet 9 inches (2.06 m)
>Kemper was regarded as non-threatening by his future victims. He targeted young female hitchhikers during his killing spree, luring them into his vehicle and driving them to secluded areas
roasties love chad even if he plans to literally murder them

kek

>Thats not how “projection” works you socially retarded virgin

This is why I come here, for the champagne comedy

Lower-case Aussie on a rampage

are you freaking mad bro?!

i'm not on a rampage what gave you that idea?

strong Ed Gein vibes from the aussie

having a go

love emzy quite frankly
always throwing insults onto the aussie posters that describes himself best each and every time

Hyphen Australian maintaining an even temper

holy fucking kek

sorry mate meant to (you) you with this one

Always mate

>vibes
zoom zoom

making a lampshade

doing my best

No worries lad, your post was pretty good btw gave me a chuckle

>She preached to her boys about the innate immorality of the world, the evil of drinking, and her belief that all women (except herself) were naturally promiscuous and instruments of the devil.
based Augusta Wilhelmine

The happening is upon us

aussie poster keeps a collection of ear lobes in his drawer from tourists gone missing

This fruitcake is gonna be in his fucking 60s on /brit/
>e-e-em...are you there? e-e-em?
honestly little fella, bust outta yer shell before its too late.

Good lad(s)

I was homeschooled and my mum let me do whatever i want.
I just never did because i was a very timid child

might bust out of my shell here in a bit

fair bit of projection going on in this post
keep it to yourself em

tick tock boomers

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one piece 60 odd calories she'll be alright

Just gone past the place where I'm going to kill myself soon. I'll do it at night, that way there will be less cars inn the room. So less inconvience to others.

Lucky bloke

Has anyone ever said that to you on here in all fairness
As in ‘Em where are you Em’
I’ve not seen it