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the Italy lockdown has been extended to the entire country lads. No travel allowed whatsoever. Absolutely mental

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Everyone’s so afraid of this virus

she can suck my willy instead

>A 'lonely' 64-year-old has avoided jail after sexual assaulting a 14-year-old girl while dressed in school uniform.

>Michael Wilson masqueraded as a pupil at a school in Bridlington, Hull, when he squeezed the bottom his victim on January 8 last year.

>He was later caught by a member of staff standing in an out of bounds area of the school, which he had attended, wearing a wig, blazer and tie.

>After his arrest a day later, police searched his home in Bridlington, where they found a secret room which contained a story written by Wilson titled 'My Life As A 13-year-old Schoolboy', Hull Crown Court heard.

>Sentencing Wilson to 12 months in prison suspended for two years, Judge Tremberg said it was an 'unusual' and 'sad' case.

>On the one hand you are clearly an intelligent 64-year-old man with no previous convictions and have a very good work record.

>'On the other hand the evidence and the content of the pre-sentence report indicates you have as the years worn on become a lonely, isolated, socially inadequate member of society and against that background you developed an unhealthy preoccupation of a life as a schoolboy.'

reckon Louis Thorax will do a documentary on this nut

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where's poley

bald and bankrupt got coronavirus lads

Hayek, Von Mises, Rothbard >>> central banking kikes

squawking

alri blumpf

This is the lad telling you you have poo coloured eyes on Yas Forums

people don't realize how horribly this whole thing is going to affect sex workers.

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Mistress puts me in one of these before abusing my bollocks

*peaks into thread*

is it safe to move over yet?

>'sad' case.

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shame I never got to visit the Italy

back doing the alcoholism thing
it's fucking grim

link

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I've been told my whole life that I'm pretty smart, but I finished high school with a 3.0, undergrad with a 3.6, and grad school probably with a 3.3 so I've been probably hyped up too much.

(Those GPAs are extremely mediocre).

>Bridlington, Hull

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so 'lonely'

you should get help
don’t destroy your body with my alcohol

currently battling cancer, my boyfriend of 3 years sings this song to me while I'm getting chemo

looks like the germany manager in disguise

then just stop lol

...unless you cannot...eh heh heh heh

noooo not the heckin economy not the dow jones good boi

reckon janny has his fingers hanging over the delete button at this very moment

Women aren't supposed to be using 4channel.

I can't make proper emotional connections to people, lads. I have no problem just using people until they stop being useful to me, and then abandoning them. I feel nothing.

Might have the 'tism

placated smart-but-lazy coaster syndrome
many such cases!

youtube.com/watch?v=aizzH_JMU3c

worse thing you can tell a kid is they're smart

have this issue where when I see a pair of tits on a girl I can't help but get a tingling sensation in my willy area. meanwhile if I see a pair of tits on a guy, my willy does not respond. help me decode this weird situation lads

Fuck you I've got some money in stocks, they're being slaughtered because retarded normans are unable to read the most basic facts.

only relate to the first bit. don't think I use people

based

congrats your straight

can't wait to be able to fake a cough in about 10 days and toilberg will HAVE to send me home to self isolate for a week

youtube.com/watch?v=ybGOT4d2Hs8

>peaks

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I've come down with the coronium lads

same am 300 quid down

corona virus? what's next, bud light virus?
edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Probably telling them they're dumb is worse. Which I got both of adults trying to ruin my self esteem and adults trying to build it up.

internalised misogyny and homophobia

current page turner
iah gotta say though shitposting here is keeping my mind off things

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is man with obsession over Emma Watson in

want to tell him my Emma Watson story

fucking state

You know what, I fucking hate napalm death. I've actually seen them a couple of times. Fucking left wing rabble. The lead singer is a massive fucking autist. Fuck that gay band.

do you think she's ever been blacked?

Rate the supper lads

(Not pictured: bowl of homemade lentil and bacon soup)

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ya, think he is around

whats the sauce?

tick tock wagies, another day on the treadmill that never stops

...

is 5 tins of stella a night pushing it
i have the odd few days off here and there mind you

are they left wing? didn't know that

yeah no shit

got a degree in the tuba lads

had really good sex with the gf the other night.

yeah

they should just tell you straight up, early on that you can be the smartest in the room but if you don't apply yourself and work hard you will end up working in tesco.

the tall pint tins or the smaller ones?

>be a literal fucking pedo
>but he's sad and lonely so no prison
What the fuck kind of reasoning is that

first time i got bummed i had to ask him to stop because it hurt too much

youtube.com/watch?v=7G2YAtFeVOM

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you know whose money hasn't "gone down" in the last few days with the stock market? those savvy enough to have their entire savings held within a cash ISA with a 1.24% interest rate.

My money is my money and it stays my money; it doesn't get pissed away by some banker fatcat or deleted from existence because of anxieties about 'the market'

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getting emails about inbound call centre work again
grim

Remnants of a bottle of barbecue sauce and sriracha

>5'8
IT'S OVER

made a few bob with the bitcoin crash today.

smaller ones
offie near me doesn't do the pint ones

jesus christ you hardly dip a toastie in ketchup?? fucking dog

how do you get into that line of work?

can hear you breathing from all the way over here