hujan Edition
/asean/
Robert Gomez
Gavin Ortiz
Kek @ the deleted thread
Fuck jannies for not having a sense of humor
Jason Young
Supporting your thread and hoping it will survive.
Caleb James
baru bangun gan
Ethan Price
Dut dut gendut wkwkwk
Chase Moore
pengen makan mie gan
Juan Harris
Disapointing, No mkl seeth cope (you) score yesterday maybe today we will get one
>incoming bong go look alike pic for antz
Lmao
Money can buy everything even the presidency and when it goes, you best believe that the President will remain silent or come to the defense of his Chinese allies like the Chinese fishermen who almost killed the Recto Bank 22 or Michael Yang who is the protector of POGOs responsible or inhumane working conditions.
Jordan Miller
Shiro!
David Harris
Good morning
Thomas Anderson
>B-but muh 3D Renderings
Say goodbye to NAIA boys! Should never be renamed after a traitor chink.
Gabriel Watson
Shilling is noble profession especially if you work at home.
Kek
Metro Manila is on lock down. Thanks Tagalög degenerates who spread corona hiv/aids virus to the population.
Jacob Phillips
Do you like the new PM?
Christian Evans
Top kek
So the mkl visayan illucano pagx2 eating seethe noble professional shilling damage control begins
>no (you) score and still no Bong go look alike pic
Yikes
>Btw the Main Conjuanco family is a Marcos oligarch a big one at that and was part of the Rolex 12 marcos cronnies.
Think of him as the Denis Uy of Dutdut.
>Cory was a cousin and the blacksheep that stood up against them.
>Cojuanco's are the biggest Oligarch Marcos cronnies, to this day
Christian Harris
He's okay I guess, boomers here seem to like him. Personally I don't know yet.
He's quite based for making the chinks seethe though.
Carson Wood
Daily reminder
the Crona virus spread in the Philippines because dutdut is afraid of hurting chinese feelings and visayan illucanus sex work culture with chinks.
Nolan Hughes
TikTok
Manila Shut down thanks to Tagaløgs sucking chink dicks and eating chink cummies 24/7
TikTok
Juan Wilson
Bigger, Hi-Res version of OP image
Joseph Baker
At kung hanggang dito lang talaga tayo
Hindi pababayaan ang daang tinahak na kapiling ka
Hunter Perry
I have a horse in this race. I work for one of the people who just got a Ministerial position (can't say anything more). What I can say is that, everyone is desperately horse trading to lure MPs into or out of the new coalition. Expect sparks to fly when parliament reopens. Also expect Anwar to lose his pardon (10% chance but still on the table) due to not following proper procedures. Also Najib's trial will grind to nothing because Latheefa Koyak jumped the gun and illegally wiretapped Najib. I expect the defence to claim mistrial. Also, the Muhammad Adib case will resurface and possibly the LTTE gang will get rounded up again. Both were cause by Hindus who were protected by Anwar since Anwar's support base is majority Indians but now they are vulnerable. Also Tommy Thomas will be sued soon by Adib's family for malpractice.
Jeremiah Stewart
Jonathan Rivera
The Irony of it all
Dutdut's 3D rendering Airport that he got by doing what bisayans do best by sucking chink cum like its the blood of christ.
Is now cancelledt thanks to Coronachan
You cant make this up
Gavin Hill
When you guys read do you hear some kind of narrator's voice in your head or not? If so, do you hear it in your own voice or someone else's?
For me, it's a yes to both, especially with English.
Noah Miller
I could choose to hear it with my own voice or others if want to or not at all
Jayden Baker
What happened did mkl get traumarized by the ds with posting the pic of "banterfag"
Lmao
>Be MKL
>calling anyone fat ang ugly
>Wake up at 2am to travel to BPO center because traffic in Manila is hellish
>living in cebu, baguio, Davao is like 5th world shithole
>get infected by corona thanks to duts and chink cronnies
>Dilate
>make sure to take aids pill
>Make sure to buy some pagpag for breakfast on the way
>Arrive at office 4am
>Make an /asean/ thread
>no one responds
>seethe
>Time to post my assigned premade topics
>get triggered by visayan illocanus eating pagpag
>make a kaguyuh thread
>everyone seethes
>get triggered by anti Duterte/Marcos news facts.
>Get triggered when people call me out for being a same fag MKL and eating visayan illocanu pagpag
>Do this for 12hours
>Go home
>Dilate some more
>keep repeating that shilling is a noble profession in order to sleep
>get insecure
>keep repeating that Pnoy is a virgin a in order to sleep
>Wake up at 2am
Levi Cruz
any death yet from corona?
Jeremiah Moore
Foto bugil = Seni
Nutup Aurat = Radikal
Maksiat = hak Asasi
Taat. = Fanatik Radikal
Berbuat Syirik = kearifan lokal
Amar Ma'ruf nahi Munkar= anarkis (preman berjubah)
Membela Saudara muslim tertindas = sumbu pendek.
Memilih berdasarkan keyakinan agama= politik identitas ( primordial)
Berjuang tegak nya syariat= antek HTI khilafah, Sono ke Arab saja.
Berideologi komunis = moderat kekinian.
Demikian lah perubahan kamus yang di pakai banyak orang hari ini, silahkan di tambahkan.
Gabriel Butler
>Amar Ma'ruf nahi Munkar
Menurut imam Nawawi, dari Hadist asal Abu Sa‘id al-Khudri, prerogativ untuk melarang dengan tangan itu hak negara, melarang dengan ucapan itu hak ulama, sedangkan individu itu melarang dalam hati.
Jadi jangan asal main tangan aja, bahlul
Benjamin Bell
Downside
>Rina harun
>Zuraidah
>Axemin
>Flying car man
>Ex commercial banker
>PAS at environment
>Oldman party
Upside
>Non-partisan religious affairs minister
>Strict af unity minister
>Mr ganja is back
Jaxon Lewis
>page 9
Sleep tight useless duterkek
Zachary Moore
>yfw Metro Manila goes on lockdown
Hudson Butler
do all indons here smoke?
Lucas Peterson
I have an exam next week, now I'm scared
Camden Reed
Is Vietnam okay right now? No panic so far?
James Gutierrez
Not me
Wait, why are you on exam? I thought you already wagecuck?
Isaiah Jones
Graduate school
Hudson Ward
Thanks Dutdut for spreading the virus.
Truly a golden age legacy
Henry Martin
Is it harder to get cigarettes in Vietnam?
Is it expensive?
William Wood
Is the Grand Prix still good to go? No plans to cancel or postpone it due to the virus?
Gabriel Garcia
not yet, long lines at the cashiers but no one has killed anyone, yet.
they wrap the packets in all sort of gory pictures.
no idea. It will be affected, as it is hosted in the north.
Camden Hughes
Where are your cases so far?
>they wrap the packets in all sort of gory pictures.
Same thing here but it hasn't really helped much from what I can tell.
Hudson Harris
Keren gan bahasannya, boleh bagi referensi bacaannya gak ?
Easton Sullivan
belajar fiqh dari الفتاوى العالمكيرية, jangan belajar sendiri, harus ada mentornya
Xavier Price
El Homo Trannicidad
El Orge Diabetator
Kayden Gomez
The El goblino visayan illcanus pagpag eater is back
Tok kek
His kaguya thread last night got nuked
Cooper Mitchell
Should I lads?
Alexander Ward
If (You) are happy and /comfy/ buying it, then fluff, buy it.
Ayden Reed
That passort validity seems useless admist the corona crisis brought to him by his commie chinks masters
Ethan Murphy
I can't decide between getting that one or the nendo, I guess I'll wait till april
Luis Adams
>Sorry to bother you user, but this new model arm you just installed a few months ago is a bit janky now, also my haptic feedback is not as sensitive as before
Jaxson Gomez
I know a qt Malaysian muslim girl that im 90% sure is interested. What are the chances that im gonna get Allah akbared or shotgun married if i smash? Im guessing shes at least a bit strict cause she never drinks and doesnt take off hair covering thing but its not the full face one just the like beanie thing. Is it gonna be possible to fug without awarding gf status? Plz respond
Its more like this than full black garbage bag with eye holes mode
Isaiah Clark
hujan
Christian Cruz
You gotta ask her if she's willing to, but that's a bullet you'll bite. I don't think she's gonna agree without any commitment/bonded by relationship unless she looks totally like a whore
Carson Reed
I wish I'm making this up but my sister just got quarantined for 14 days due to COVID-19.
Landon Ramirez
lol
Ayden Gray
Quarantined doesn't mean she's postive right?
Just tell her to not het to close to other quarantinees
Bentley Gray
One of her roommate (a chink) was diagnosed as positive but she already left their apartment 10 days ago (her rent agreement ended). Now my sister is stuck in her college apartment for 14 days and will be visited by nurses daily.
Yeah not positive yet.
Logan Wood
Test
Landon Myers
We got too cocky, aseanbros
Connor Rogers
Can Japanese enter Malaysia now?
youtube.com
Austin James
I'm gonna shove this cocky in your mouth like pocky you fucknugget
Lucas Brown
What does hujan mean? Is there like a SEA lingua franca or many loanwords?
Nolan Stewart
Paan sih lu ngomongnya kayak maho sumpah
Dulu pas orok ditinggal bokap lu kawin lagi, yak?
Henry Morris
Tik Tok is tagalög word for pokpok pakantot
Isaiah Howard
Hujan means rain.
>SEA lingua franca
English
Thomas Thomas
That sounds serious. How worried is your family?
Christian Allen
Pengen Ram-Don kayak di Parasite
Luke Anderson
Is Parasite good?
Jose Jenkins
Naknamputa ang init.
Carson Young
Good, but not very
Zachary Myers
We'll guess I'll put it in the middle of my backlog then
Daniel Nelson
It's better than your favorite anime.
Wyatt Perry
Duterte is tagalog word for pain the ass
Noah Wood
My parents and other sister are now frantically washing their hands etc because they had last contact with her. I tried to shake hand with my mum and said I hope you didn't wash your hand yet so I can get Corona too but she just looked at me weird.
Joseph Torres
All NEETs should watch it