/brit/

God I wish I was a young anime boy surrounded by big tit anime sluts

What would you spend that extra cash on?

>proper beating as well
you were gonna wank him off?

What an unfortunate looking kid.

hooting

hope he gets croner

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unironically the smart thing to do. the world will be a very different place in 40 years anyway

The facts are that Covid-19 will kill less people globally than will die of the flu in just the UK this year.

Once it has all calmed down the death rate of those that become infected will be close to that of the flu and that rate for anyone in good health is tiny. With most patients having little more than a high temperature.

Covid-19 is actually a pisS poor virus that does not actually spread very easily. Which is why they are trying to contain it. No one tries to contain the seasonal flu because it spreads so easily it is just not possible to contain it.

But weirdly because this virus is containable authorities are trying to contain it and when you add this to the media hyping it up and we have people panicking over nothing.

Get your Easter & summer holidays booked now because you’ll get a bargain and this will be yesterday’s news very shortly!

BORN TO PRUNE
/brit/ IS A FUCK
DELETE EM ALL 2020
I AM JAN MAN
410,757,864,530 DELETED THREADS

dunno

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I genuinely and wholeheartedly hate myself. I never let myself be happy and I try to drag everybody around me down into the dirt. Why am I like this lads?

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Bit gay if you ask me, ‘specially if there were other naked men in there

Deano is the type of guy to call Corona "Kung-flu"

he'll let this thread settle down once everyone gets comfortable, then delete it

sorry for bad English
what do you call it when you do that in the sauna? Smacking?

Working from home should be the standard if you work in a regular office job. It simply works out better for everyone involved.
>company doesn't need to pay rent or utilities for the office
>no need to buy general office supplies (coffee, bog roll, etc.) or hire cleaners, removing yet another business expense
>employees don't have to commute, meaning they have more time in the day and they aren't as stressed
>video conferencing and work chats are pretty much standard these days, communication won't be an issue
>employees can be as loud as they want on the phone without needing to worry about disturbing other colleagues
>employees can take a shit in the comfort of their own bathroom without worrying about making others wait or leaving a mess for someone else
>VPNs and multi-factor authentication mean security isn't a problem
>less cars on the road during the commute is better for traffic and better for the environment, it would significantly reduce the country's carbon footprint
>more options for the employee when it comes to housing, since they don't need a house that within commuting distance to central London or any other large city
>employers can get away with paying their staff less since living expenses decrease due to the above point
>those that still crave daily human interaction or lack a suitable working environment at home can go to their local coffee shop or go to one of those co-working office spaces
>if you can't concentrate on work without toilberg breathing down your neck then you are still mentally a child and you shouldn't even have the job in the first place

ur a cunt

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isn't he like 30 or something now

Thank God I wasn't born Indian. Is there any race of man more despised than they?

the SBB (Small Black Brain) strikes again

Italy's coronavirus death toll has jumped by 97 to 463, as Prime Minister Giuseppe Conte described the outbreak as the country's "darkest hour".

The number of confirmed infections in Italy also increased to 9,172, up from 7,375 on Sunday, official figures show.

Italy is the worst-hit country after China, with cases of the virus confirmed in all 20 Italian regions.

Earlier on Monday, six inmates died amid riots at prisons across Italy over restrictions to control the outbreak.

Italy's government has pledged to further increase spending to offset the economic impact of the outbreak as the country struggles to adapt to the most restrictive limits on movement since World War Two.

Up to 16 million people in northern Italy now need permission to travel under quarantine rules.

In an interview with La Repubblica newspaper on Monday, Mr Conte said: "These days, I have been thinking about the old speeches of [Winston] Churchill - it is our darkest hour but we will make it".

oh fucking hell

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wouldn't know as i've never been in a sauna, but you saying you're gonna be there in a sauna with him both naked and would "give him a beating" makes it sound like youre gonna wank him lad x

if you’re good at something don’t do it for free my dad always used to say

didn't mean to jerk you off sorry
I meant I was going to hit you with those birch bits innit
feels really nice

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Burst out laughing at this and my gf got annoyed cos I couldn’t tell her why I was laughing because then I’d have to tell her I post on Yas Forums

When the janman can
With great conviction
Delete threads at 56
Well then i suppose
Anything goes

Calm down bitch, damn

"Can't have a case fatality rate over 0.8%, that's as high as the flu goes. Not possible"

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Deanos at my work joking about everyone chipping in a few quid to buy one lad a round-trip ticket to Wuhan so we can all get 14 days off work

sounds like a plan to be fair

it's a fleeting feeling but i sometimes get a bit sad that i will never be a father

ahh meant this for my australian friend here

I ain’t complaining lad x

>or go to one of those co-working office spaces
do people actually do this? feels like it's the male equivalent of taking your laptop to starbucks

i just want the fucking clock to go back lads

Might try and do my own chicken tikka lasagna tonight

salvini wouldn't let this happen baka

this whore needs to shut up

toilbergs will expect you to pay for every paper you print, every computer you need, every bit of electricity and water you use
toiling, ultimately, saves me a fair bit of money because i'm not sat in the house with the computer and heating/air conditioner running all day

Mental how little pop cultural influence the south Asian population has had in Britain outside of food.

Sounds exactly like something the /brit/ lads would say

what about bollywood

Our jewish overlords don't want people to have too much free time. When you're at home you won't have to spend all day doing pointless tasks just to look busy. It'll give you too much free time to wonder there seems to be so many jews in finance, the media and Hollywood.

Me too de lad, love those long summer nights

youtube.com/watch?v=PMY0XKhek-o&feature=youtu.be&t=117

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>5% death rate
seems like italy is the only one accurately reporting things and it's much worse than predicted

The supper
Rustlers microwave sub and a paki shop bacon and mayo sarnie

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what was that comedy show with the indian fella from the 90s?

sometimes i make an epic post on Yas Forums and laugh to myself and my gf walks over and says 'aww you making a funny post on Yas Forums again?'

Then i explain to her what i'm doing and she says she doesn't get it.

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barely a thing in this country

fuck off toilberg

it appears that your post has riled up a particular demographic
now, i wonder what these lads have in common...

or you know, Italy has the oldest population in Europe

bing trans is a disability

they're not men /women. they're not transmen or transwomen. they're men or women with a disability.

just like down syndrome people they should be allowed to live however they feel comfortable but they should compete the paralympics

i just want the fucking cock to go black lads

this definitely happened

literally asking for a tapeworm infestation

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Knock off the sauna posting right now, young man.

we're testing more rigorously

had about 5-6 sexual encounters with lads but never once kissed one

It has no relevance outside of the south Asian population.

oh no no no no

ngl that looks peng

looks like a rank fanny

that bloke is so obsessed with white lad's tadgers lmaooooo

Someone chucked themselves in front of a tube at Oxford Circus, probably to escape the ol’ ‘rona

are there any saunas in Australia? I mean what is the point really? It's already really warm there innit
mental

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goodness gracious me?

Proofread it then try it again next thread

have a really high emotional intelligence. unfortunately i've used it almost exclusively to master lying to people and also to hurt people's feelings in the ways i know will make them feel the worst. need to work on becoming a better person.

>letting anyone know that you browse the 'chon
oh dear

can imagine the italian economy absolutely booming as a result of this virus, ushering in a new italian golden age, a renaissance if you will

Only 10 a day?

Not here in my part of Birmingham

it does, she likes all the different types of soyjaks that are posted

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used to watch a bit of pakistani or something tv when I was at uni and I'd be in the local kebab/pizza/burger/curry shop waiting for some grub
it'd be weird because they'd be speaking urdu and then they'd be speaking english for some things

miss that place, was actually pretty decent since they had an open plan kitchen so you could watch them intricately make everything
and the owner's wife was gorgeous and had really nice big tits

dont care

What do you reckon alien Yas Forums is like?

saunas are for benders

Morning Finlad
Also no not really

STOOPID peng finnish bird at work
mad to think she will never ever shag me

Bugger
Is that on tottenham court road line southbound? Was about to head to the pyke

cared enough to reply

made a risotto toastie x

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Will there finally be jobs?

their jannies are mental

taking a /blip/

ok bender

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transmen are based

transwomen should be arrested along with real women

Don’t make baseless statements then, just because you grew up in a bumpkin white town doesn’t mean that Bollywood isn’t massive in England

cricket is for pathetic neet virgins

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like the look of this finish sauna thing

Went to a sauna when I visited Helsinki, loved it (not a naked one though haha x)

Rorke, you've broken leftypol!

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51697553

did the man throw the ball

I wish that was me

does she have nice feet?

They probably have way better memes and jokes. It would be the equivalent of us looking back at Cave people and laughing at their cave paintings.

Urdu has loads of English loan words, it's not a real language. It's a sort of pidgin they came up with covering english and punjabi

definitely not her first five guys

ahhh sugarplums
oh hey buddy, didn't see you walk in eh?
name's schizzet
time for some "stubby boys" eh?
care to join me? we can talk aboot toboggan riding and seal clubbing eh?

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did the man swing the stick

Think the ol’ ‘gu pyke is out of the question at the moment

Reckon people will be more racist after the collapse

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brown hands
a faint smell of curry
this post

How bad do things have to get for the government to step in and tell employers that all their toilers MUST stay at home, as an order?

That's the only high-water mark I care about. When will this happen?

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buen post

Wish my parents had moved to Britain instead of shartistan desu

You wish retard, our medical care is miles ahead of yours. When it will be your country’s turn you will realise it

what are your plans for this weekend?

bit over 2 weeks time

lol it is not massive in england you utter clown.

probably talk about equally inane shite

rest of her is peng so one would assume so

English has lots of French and German loan words and vice versa are they not real languages?

rasheed stinking up the thread again

D4ONT TURN YOUR BACK ON ELM EDJ CQNSPU

who

Vegans are selfish creatures. They make a huge song and dance about animal rights and how awful the meat industry is but all they need to do is buy the animal off of the farmer before it is killed yet they are too proud to even do that.

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Its monday
I dont think that far ahead

seethe on, italians don't even follow advice to self isolate properly

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>our medical care is miles ahead of yours.
>7000+ cases
hows that working out for ya

‘gu pyke on Saturday night for the brit meetup

>Whad'll it be today boss?

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leftymong's cardigan caught in the ticket barrier again

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There are 1.5 million of us in the uk, our culture has a massive impact in the bigger cities (more important cities)

morning have a good day at work
really? Please tell more
shut up fat

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going to get some food
bit peckish

good lord it’s paki central tonight!

the man is literally about to kick the ball

Might go out for Japanese food and grab a few beers

Yes I can't believe vegans aren't buying literally every farm animal ever

loads, was going to go out saturday night but i forgot i'm going on a weekend course this weekend so i might not

same. going to order a cheeky indian

No

Vegans unironically want a world where cows and chickens go extinct. They are fucking bizarre

this lad is quite photogenic

Not too many beers now
Toil on the morrow and all

can of irn bru and a pack of fruit pastilles

the irish

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got any caramel creme eggs in bossman?

I wonder how many dumb bitches think they're going to lead a rag tag group of apocalyptic raiders post collapse, thanks to Hollywood and video games telling them they can? How shocked do you think they'll be when they become RaiderChad's fourth wife?

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Oh the weekend
Carry on then

have never seen a vegan substitute recipe that didn't look like vile slop
this is no exception

might shave my head.

think you need to leave your grubby sharia enclave for a bit. speaking utter shite rn

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just remembered that prefect video where he speaks backwards for a bit and cringed and shuddered
not happy

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10 trillion rona particles straight up my nostrils cheers boss

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buzzcut master race

Quite well considering north italy is one of europe most densely populated areas. I reckon your country will do quite well itself, since everyone is so poor and never goes abroad you’ll get fewer cases

It's like that moldylocks antifa bint who got punched by the based nazi, women have unironically been tricked into thinking they can compete with men

no we dont.

might shave my balls and arse.

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freak!!!!

*breathes in*
*breathes out*
hmm

This is why I think gamers will be the worst people to cope in an actual society breakdown scenario. They'll try applying whatever they've learned in video games and it'll fuck them over.

seething cope

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bit rude

Their is no standard across the whole country, just because you live in your backwards white enclave doesn’t mean that’s the reality for everyone also I’m not muslim I was raised Sikh but am a atheist

Tbf what’s the point of chickens and cows if we don’t eat em?

Mad to think that austerity lasted the entire time between two recessions

looool
literally the worst one yet
hm yes i'll make vegan fries eggs that literally take 4 hours to make and don't taste remotely the same or i will just make normal eggs

toil

the dindins

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i was a vegetarian for 10 years of my life, only started eating meat after getting depressed and drunk and hating myself

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underestimating gamers? heh... BIG mistake

did the man go howzat

Cor

dog fucking shit

wtf are those white things

scottish fingers typed this post

*Sucks on vape*
*Blows cloud of sickly sweet vapour everywhere*
What did i do that for

it was your body's way of telling you to grow some balls you massive raging poof

Maybe it isn't austerity or DA EVIL TORIES and these people are just shit at budgeting and managing their finances?

Almost certainly underage

not an argument. bollywood is literally not a thing outside of your bubbles.

can see her chebs like

>austerity

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you can't press triangle to set up a tent in real life you freak

In your dreams nonce

oh my days

>muh austerity
are lefties crying about not getting handouts again?

alri bazza

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Potatoes mate, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.

What does it feel like living in America
it amazes me that people live in America and are American
what is it like?

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bread

it was actually my friends dying in a car crash and me going to a festival immediately after and drinking nothing but alcohol

just seen the tories selling off the NHS in a back alley

>when the virgin freaque says only virgins like cricket

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would wolf that down
love simple peasant food

for me, it's being mostly vegetarian apart from eggs and a bit of cheese, milk, and yoghurt, and when going out to restaurants, getting the meat option because most vegetarian options are cringe, overpriced, or just too memey

Why do Brist always eat bread as an extra side when they already have stuff like potatos?

do you think everyone magically became terrible at budgeting in 2011

Not entirely sure about the potatoes but the slop looks passable

bike just got robbed by some scrap metal collectors

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me haha

Ouch, sorry to hear lad. You never really get over something like this but I hope the pain has eased x

>vegetarian apart from eggs and a bit of cheese, milk, and yoghurt,
that is entirely vegetarian, dummy

youtube.com/watch?v=NlNNl5oifMY

Absolute slammer coys

did he forget to mention bull dykes?

These “bubbles” are large areas of all major cities and are growing exponentially yearly

incredible post
its mental

love sopranos. simple as.
favourite episode is long term parking. especially the ending scene.

vegetarians eat animal products they just don't eat meat

That was Deano's fault financing stuff left right and centre.

no that's lacto-ovo-vegetarian
vegetarian on its own is just not eating meat
you've fallen for the vegan language memes

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only people with brown skin know bollywood
that's a fact

Concerned I might be too autistic even for /brit/

honestly vile

alri tommy fury haha

why was tony so mean to him

Almost certainly underage

Jesus, why is all zoomer music the same negrified beep boop rap. This is going to be fucking cringe tier in 5 years. Everyone will be looking back on these absolutely indistinguishable rappers making exactly the same songs and shaking their heads.

yes

all of those things are veg tho arent they

that's awful mate. only have a few friends not sure what I would do if they died.

gayboy

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>no that's lacto-ovo-vegetarian
>vegetarian on its own is just not eating meat

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>vegetarian on its own is just not eating meat
which is what you described you complete idiot. you eat everything apart from meat (mostly). that is vegetarian. bloody hell.

You will know soon, East Asians and south Asians are buying up your country, better learn our languages buddy