Crystal cafe thread

most of them are weird femcels not the gf type

>most of them are weird femcels not the gf type
weird femcels is the gf type for me

>femcel
sounds pretty hot

Boys like lads,not the gay interpretation

Most likely only trannies go there.

No it's not and you're not cute

So a tranny bar?

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THREADLY REMINDER

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reminder that cocklust is the only thing that con defeat the eternal vaginal jew

What the hell? They're just like us but in reverse. Who made this fanfic? Is this a jewish conspiracy?

>likes to be called daddy
Cringe
>religious
Not anymore
>avid reader
Should be
Wasn't it confirmed this is just a shitpost pic?

Cute and truthpilled.

this is unironically me.

>Femcel
How is this a thing? It's literally impossible

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>fuckboi bf
>Fornite
Meh
>fuckboi clothes and hair cut
No
>high key possessive
Maybe,if I had a gf

Same way guys are incels, too scared too approach or ever make a move

die

>They're just like us but in reverse.
THEY. ARE. TRANNIES

I could only imagine finding some mousy, timid femcel with some autistic hobby like building scale models of ww2 fighters.
It'd be absolutely divine ,I'd devour her whole.

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Can't really call yourself an incel if you even haven't tried to approach anyone.

A hole is enough for men, just spread your legs.

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>THEY. ARE. TRANNIES
So?

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So basically you all in one travesti?

I'm tall,fit and beautiful

I'm sure you are João

stay there then fucking tranny

Women don't need to make a move though, so the only way to be a femcel is to be horrendous.

That's the one thing we have above them.

>women with bad breath

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Sounds like you want a boyfriend, faggot.

I've come to the conclusion that it's irrational to be attracted to women outside of the utilitarian purpose of reproduction. That is, have sex with one if you specifically want to have a child, but anything beyond that is irrational because women are inferior beings. A man is more deserving of your actual romantic affection. A man can be loyal, honorable, courageous, noble; he can produce great works; he is someone with whom you can have genuine camaraderie and emotional sympathy. Women can do none of this, and their only advantage is their sexual appeal, the base appeal of their pussy to your reproductive instinct. Don't let yourself be controlled by this. Men should be homosexual outside of strict reproductive purposes.

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Every single time with this board,stop with your tranny propaganda.
I'm only attracted to women.

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Any decent screencaps detailing crystal.cafe?

Trannies should unironically be put in gas chambers and so should you, faggot.

Based retard

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Wait do we have proof that they're trannies?

What the fuck is wrong with straight men? Why do you dislike the idea of your lifelong partner having a personality?

He was talking to me and I'm not gay,he's shit posting

.

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Except they all have boyfriends
Its not even a meme, most threads on /feels/ are them breaking up with boyfriends, problems with their current boyfriends or problems in between the two

Women don't have personalities. They're NPCs programmed to follow fads and mainstream media propaganda.

When was this?

*and what thread?

>this is the based version
ftfy

>Crystal cafe
>There are another imageboards, not only Yas Forums

What? I'm scared.

kohlchan.net/int/ is the origina Yas Forums board. (

(Actually it was called Krautchan, but it rebranded to Kohlchan, like Yas Forums --> 4channel)

Yesterday duh, I don't remember what thread tho

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Probably a guy

>Krautchan

I remember that. I liked it because it had a more updated system, you could put several photos in each post, not only one, and there were no flags, there were polandballs.

yes but there's a few femcels. most of them are old and ugly, i think.

>he didnt use to browse on local imageboard in the 00s
Unironically how old are you?

>straight men
are the only ones capable of relationships outside of sex.

Imagine how easy it would be to fuck one of these femcels.
Even they they're probably mostly gross, the thought of taking some innocent girls virginity on the first date is hot.

you will never get a crystal cafe femcel gf. a femcel will never get a Yas Forums incel bf. if neither of them ever leave their house how will they ever meet? sadly they are incompatible

I cringe so hard when I look back to my heterosexual days. My god, what a cuck I was. Women want straight up 10/10 and nothing lower. Even a 9/10 in their mind is a guy with a fatal devastating flaw. A woman considers a 9/10 man, the same way a straight normie would consider a girl with a dick. And you know how much of a ingoramous those normies are when it comes to girls with cocks and all the intriquite ways that entails this. Its a mess, like elephants in a glass sculpture store.

You would think that things would be different for a 1/10 woman, something Chad wouldn't touch with a ten feet pole. But nope. They can be three foot wheelchairbound midgets, totally retarded face, massive underbite. They still sit in that wheelie, with their braids and glasses, like "Ouuuh, I like Chad too!" Fuuuuuuck.

Some guys are just never gonna get laid. And some poor schmuck who only one generation ago would get a nice housewife is gonna have to settle for wheelie princess midget with a fucked up face.

That is worse than dying alone.

Exit the system man, don't accept this shit. Go gay

63.

You?

Fuck off

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Yas Forums and crystal.cafe should have gaysex together

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If you're a Femcel lurking in this thread,I will find you,I will approach you,and i will disappoint you.

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>over 5'8
it's over...

join me on crystal cafe nerds

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spoken like a true med. Your roman ancestors are smiling down at you

Is it not defunct?

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u all fags

Wait,are you using old screenshots or can I go there without getting a virus?