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had a fuckin gutfull of the janny's shit

This is now a French thread.

where's the edition

what makes something reddit
what is that indefinable quality that says reddit

fuck up janny you cunt
Make more in a nanosecond than you do in a lifetime

ello putinbot? He posted.

Had do I stop being scared about this virus lads?

BOOOOOO

want to work in quebec or the french speaking part of the maritimes for a bit, see the maple forests and eat maple syrup and drive big pickups

a priest at a church in my city has coronavirus and apparently infected 500 people with it a few weekends ago
naturally the epic fedora tipping atheists think this is awesome

and what does that have to do with British culture?

Lads

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this poster is the janny

By realizing that there are a lot more cases going unreported and the ones that are reported are people suffering really badly and potentially dying from.

i am british culture

what are black people like in your country

Lads.

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got 13,448 unread emails

you are the filth beneath my shoe

pretty sad how in europe you can't drive pickups and shoot guns
it would be paradise if there weren't such strict laws like that. would leave this shithole mutt country in a heartbeat if it were the case

youtube.com/watch?v=zJTl4EyY_Hk
thoughts?

Been so long since I did squats that now my quads physically hurt, not in a sore way they hurt like they've been hit
it's going to be a painful week

got 17554 myself but who’s counting

we have pickups here

you

don't you mostly use vans to transport stuff

you know it when you see it
it's when you read something and you can't help but imagine the type of voice that the poster has; a nasally yank drawl, that's a bit panicked and a bit like someone with adhd. like they think everything they say is so original and interesting and can't wait to tell everyone.

you can if you live in god’s own backyard (new caledonia) didn’t myself but had i been a wee bit older i could have gone hunting with the redneck lads

What's the use of worrying? Never was worthwhile

well i won't lie if you see a pickup the odds it's a pikey or a scrap dealer
but what you mean to say is that there's no big wide open roads to drive them on, which i'll admit is true

there's only one person I know IRL with the crossposter mentally, he posts military shit and bus driver memes that you know not a soul on the earth gives a toss about
and he's genuinely diagnosed autistic

my brain doesn't really work like a normal one should so it worries about basically everything

t. my mrs

bus driver memes sound fun
have you got an example?

I regulary see a blue ford raptor driving around in my area and we can shoot guns.

yeh but you have to jump through so many hoops just to get some wooden boomer 2x4 with a trigger assembly
i assume there are just so many idiotic magazine/general restrictions too. takes all the fun out of it

big 4x4s and guns are a fundamental human right

Odds on janny deleting this one at 120 posts+?

face_book.com/busdrivermeme/

guns are cruel

Previous thread is on page 9.

he doesn't care, he's gone mad with power

hasn't stopped him before

So? It's the fucking Yas Forums janny we're talking about

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dab on me

gans? m8 wot the 'ell are gans? are you referring to a rooty tooty point and shooty? m8 wheres yer loicense!

do not click virus

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miserable bloody weather

*dabs on you*

If I may interject

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Over enthusiasm

sunny here, i’d forgotten what it’s like

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My budgie died and i feel like crying. 11 years it chirped away now ill never hear it again. Ill have to bury it.

t. got excited about Warhammer miniatures or obscure whiskeys, got called reddit and has been seething about it ever since

need to do my washing tonight or i won't have any clothes for tomorrow

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Rolling

/cum/ meetup?

stick it in the the mic and eat it

I had a budgie from childhood too, it moved house with me
died when I was like 16 and it felt like shit
chin up mate x

Dogs not allowed cheese anymore after whining at the stairway doors at half 5 in the morning, being let out and then proceeding to deposit white, steamy gunge all over the back garden.

you man't

mate that's fucking mental but i can't quite recall asking

Hairdresser's done a number on me

looks like an outfit select screen for are turt

pretty sure it would burst
budgie guts all over the gaff

they shag more than /brit/

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do you ever get that thing where it feels like your eyelids are inside out?

2 all over?

nah it's just a flu

flush it down the shitter

he's in heaven now

Greek here

I am joining Amazon (London) as a software engineer, and will be making in a month the amount of money here make in almost a year.

and yet people ask me why I am leaving this hell of a place. I had to go through 6 interviews to prove my worth. I did not have a cousin or uncle in the company to help me out. That shit does not work for world class companies like Amazon. I had to solve 6 different engineering problems. No one helped me, I was there alone against the interviewers. I solved everything because I am actually a good engineer. But who cares about that in this shit hole of a country called Greece? No one. Well, I finally get to live the dream of living in an awesome country and work for a company that values its employees.

Long live the Queen!

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"Now that the #coronavirus has a foothold in so many countries, the threat of a pandemic has become very real.

But it would be the first pandemic in history that could be controlled.

The bottom line is: we are not at the mercy of this virus"-@DrTedros #COVID19

lol why would you ever give him cheese you tit

sputtering

Chinese flu?

imagine being excited to live in fucking London of all places
lmaoo

What the fuck is his problem?
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rents are in canary islands atm
21 degrees and blue skies
hate living on this rainy miserable rock sometimes

watching the music video to Ask (the smiths) and feeling sad

dr melfi

What language will you be using?

have to go B&Q after work lads

what would happen if everyone withdrew all their money from their banks at the same time

haha yeah greece what a shithole

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I didn't, it's the 'rents.

well done on doxxing yourself you muppet

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another day of sainsburys toil done and dusted

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based
welcome to britain

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what does this have to do with British culture?

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP

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fair play lad I remember you from before
wish you all the best

I will be coding in C++ (part of a team where time performance is a main focus)

Didn't they call swine flu a pandemic and that turned out to be nothing?

This seems to be something, why are they so hesitant to call it what it is?

pretty sure someone crossed him and he thinks this is his autistic revenge

A lot of roody-poos in this thread

disgusting
for me it’s lidl bought hot meals in my concrete runt shack shared with 3 other bugmen

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better than working as a waiter in Skiathos

pic rel is a photo of me asking

Swine flu infected a lot more people than covid-19

Reckon they're actually in an isolation block worried for their lives while they cough blood.

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>dump eet

Welcome

GETTING ABSOLUTELY NIGGERED TONIGHT LADS

swine flu also had more severe symptoms

wow potatoes and green beans? guess its not a shithole!

Reckon it's harder to get a 2.1 from Oxbridge or a first from a non-Oxbridge Russell Group uni?

they just sent me photos to rub it in
in some palacial villa with an infinity pool
quite jelly

>British culture

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only known a few Greeks and they were all awful

reckon it's harder for you to shut the fuck up about "uni" for 5 minutes

what a gimpy question
you won't be getting a first in anything

oxbridge difficulty is a myth to keep the prestige alive.

On the one hand, industrial farming is hideously disgusting, grossly immoral and disrespectful to living, thinking beings

In the other hand, I really fucking like chicken and beef

What's the starting point? It's markedly easier to get into a Russel than oxbridge. But if the hypothetical is 'you're already in' then I'd say the First is more difficult than Oxbridge 2:1.

Disagree, 90% of the Greeks I've met have been bro tier.

The ones that are awful are REALLY awful though.

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reckon i don’t care

doesn't matter anyway, 2.1, 2.2. Nobody gives a shit after your first year of work

only met one and he was alri but had the worst smoking habit ive ever seen. his teeth and fingers were completely brown and he didnt give a fuck.

I’ve known many Greeks in my time. Mixed bag generally. One of my teachers in primacy school was Greek and she was an absolute angel, wouldn’t hurt a soul.

>fingers were completely brown
well he was greek

at the elephant & castle in DC lads

>bro tier

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Love the bodies on partial blacks but find it annoying how every last one of them thinks they need to wear an afro.

I'm shit at working from home lads. I just end up sleeping all day then playing video games all night.

This quarantine ain't good for me. I need routine.

only ever met one greek (exchange student) and he was ok i guess

met this creepy looking Greek guy in a hostel in Oslo looked like he was carved out of wood and both of his eyes were glass with long stringy hair
Apparently he was at the hostel hiding from his boss who was looking to murder him
very sketchy business

thats like 5 blocks from me
why are you in my city

No such thing as working from home

old barber was greek. sound lad.
Patrick Leigh Fermor spoke very highly of the greeks in the war.

its like shaun king
they always feel like they have to overcompensate

If it wasn't dangerous why the fuck did they lock down 25% of italy and shit loads of China?

So sue me nigga.

You’re the soccermong aren’t you
That’s why I mentioned it
To bait you out of the woodwork
Come down to the mall and I’ll realign your teeth for free

Shaun King isn't even black at all. He's just a complete LARPer

>Patrick Leigh Fermor
got his book about walking across europe just before WWII next to me.