/brit/

Let's get back on track then
>seasideMARK. celebrating moving to WAREHAM, drinking update
youtube.com/watch?v=_jEOKACwWmE

FOR FUCKS SAKE CLOGWOG

this "no generals before page 8" gimmick that janny has going on is bizarre. no other generals on the entire website are bound to that rule, the ones on /vg/ certainly aren't. don't even think any other Yas Forums generals are.
what's his endgame?

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just classic abuse of power

>what's his endgame?
Attention

Don't get it, the corona virus is only really deadly to pensioners plus oil is now super cheap. How is this not good for the economy in the long term?

youtube.com/watch?v=4nAON-MwUPY

hard work is for cuckolds

Amer-esque

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>delete a /brit/ thread
>three more appear
the shitpost hydra

the same reason baka desu senpai was filtered and remains so to this day

Donald Trump is the one person you don't want in charge of a country during a pandemic

Reminder that everyone will forget about this latest meme virus come summer time.

Bad look to go on a tweet storm like that. It means you’re panicking.

>don't even think any other Yas Forums generals are.
i've just checked and they are.

typical unjustified anglophobia as occurs in 90% of the world's population
he's probably american or french as well

absolutely love this webm for some reason
something so calming about it

mark is the master of accidental kinography

have YET to clean my teeth today and it's already close to 3 in the fuckin afternoon

*breathes on you*

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>janny deleting threads only creates more shit for him to clean up and more (unpaid) toil to do
genuinely poetic

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can't wrap my head around how one thinks this

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makes you think...

A strong willed, decisive person is exaxtly who you want in charge of a pandemic, or do you want some weak willed british politician who takes 3 weeks to make a decision and refuses to quarantine london because theres too many niggers inside

feeling trapped, lads. want to earn money but don't want to work endless days in an office over and over again like I'm on a hellish treadmill

battle for /brit/ain (colourised)
wish I had a seething janny image instead

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always thought france looked like a star me

thinks what?

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kino

post more ocean webms, I'm THIS close to cooming and booking a trip to Southend-on-Sea

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I'm a five-pointed hexagon trying to fit into a square's world

still annoyed about that especially t b h family

>filters tee bee aych
>doesn't filter based, cope, cringe or seething
hmm

thankful every day that i voted for bognald trumpf. imagine if hillary were president during this minor viral outbreak: there would be quarantines, a state of emergency, and the ny stock exchange might even close for a few days

Janny deleting good threads while leaving clogwog's infuriatingly awful threads alone again and again and again reminds me of Drill Sgt Hartman punishing the entire platoon and letting Private Pyle eat a donut to turn them against him

i don't think there's much ocean at southend lad

>unsolicited yankpolitics blogpost

he's yelling at the wrong thing on twitter and going on about "fake news". the fucking president of the united states is dismantling the country from within

Yeah, it's probably my favourite after this one. Sadly he doesn't really do anything as longform as this any more.

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my character has this bug where my energy bar maxes out at about 20% of its full capacity

who is janny? is it ribena or clogwog

>not noticing clogwog is the janny

that is absolutely fucking vile

said it before but that girl next to him is the image of Paul McCartney

The mod team has been filled with illiterate retards for almost a decade now
Wouldn't surprise me if it was just a dark room full of Chink drones working 18 hours a day banning people and deleting threads

are you forgetting when everyone here cheers at janny deleting my threads? this time the other new was literally calling janny out, of course the type of person who works for free would lash out at that

I don't practice Santeria

I AIN'T GOT NO CRYSTAL BALL

stupid place names

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Imagine getting so worked up over the flu lmao

Not falling for this one janman, I’m on to you

North Shields
South Shields

well ain't that the truth man?

those are just facts

the farther you go from where you start, the harder it is to get back

Where's is Less Wenlock?

lol whatever

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what is baka supposed to be again? I forgot

Any Cuckfield man in?

baka

I keep hearing people say ‘stop scare-mongering about coronavirus, it only kills the elderly & those with an underlying illness’ - as if somehow we shouldn’t care about them. Well sorry, I do. And it’s time everyone stopped being complacent about this - it’s serious.

north shields mentioned

s m h

Wish the /brit/ regulars had more unified solidarity. In any other circumstance like this, where an abusive authority tyrannises a community again and again and again, the community would band together and go on strike- namely, making a new community somewhere else. Fucking off to a different chan site maybe. This happens too fucking often and we just let janny do it all the time, we let him walk all over us. But whenever the idea of maybe moving /brit/ to a new site is brought up, the replies are always that nobody can be bothered with all of that, and that nobody would want to leave

nah b I'm from Pen Island

Wayay pet

*meekly raises a tentative paw*

Shut the fuck up and never reply to me again Yank freak

He's made some classic videos today, including one ranting on about 'them' spreading Coronavirus. He never says who 'they' are

someone made a new on Yas Forums you mong

requesting pic of a seething janny
for research

can't stop me

We're obviously not going to Yas Forums though
Jannies there are just as bad
I'm talking about making a /brit/ board or community somewhere else on a more obscure chan with less tyrannical moderation

didn't the dutch poster used to be caralad?

Lads

I think I’ve been properly manipulated by the toilfu

The lalelulilo

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blog on

>caralad
not me, maybe the other one
but he stopped posting much (still does from time to time) because you guys shit on him like you do me, and he can't take it

Seaside Kino is on, he's climbing up in the loft on livestream to get his crisps

holler out your city if you ride for it!

lettem know why you die for it!

same reason all these riders get high, so it's all medicinal, now what ya wanna buy homie?

>mum: would you like me to bring in a bottle of coke?
>me: no
>mum: *brings in a bottle of coke*
what's her endgame?

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the lads

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>Cockburnspath

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>Dow Joans

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what part of sifnal you lads from?

any cuckmen in?

Based mum keeping the economy ticking over

bringing in bottle of coke

i thought that caralad was a pretty cool guy
everyone seems to hate you though, although i haven't paid enough attention to care myself

she knows better than you
don't question her

but it's on sea

She thinks you might want it in the near future, you ungrateful little cunt. Your mother loves you. Now go thank her for the coke and hug her.

alright

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>I could never touch you
>I think it would be wrong
>I've got your letter
>You've got my song

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no way this is a real tweet from that dufus
>everyone seems to hate you though
don't care tbf

Mum bought me a 24 pack of mexicoke, but I'm only allowed to drink 2 a day.

Imagine the smell.

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I don't practice Santeria!

I ain't got no crystal ball!

If I had a million dollars well I, I'd spend it all!

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

GOD DAMN YOU HALF JAPANESE GIRLS

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*is a beast between the sticks*

no idea why I'm more hated than the scatfetishist autistic emma-sperg though
doesn't reflect well on /brit/

you're more of an active presence while emmayank is just kind of... there

the first person who correctly pronounces "hawick" wins a banana

hmm yeah ok good point

Yes he’s one of the worst posters but at least he keeps to himself

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hork

*beats you to death with your own wooden shoes*

such a beautiful shape. literally the most beautiful country in the world

updated the ol’ linkedin

my mum does nothing but throw dinner through the door at 6pm
if i didn't leave the room i'd literally never see or speak to her for 23.9 hours a day

Don't worry, I like you. You are white, right?

if you look closely you can see a star of david

youtube.com/watch?v=h7Ro7HLmUrY

hello gregor

alright toilslave

love france me

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I wish I could get my head out of the sand

cuz I think we'd make a good team

and you would keep my fingernails clean

BUT THAT'S JUST A STUPID DREAM THAT I WON'T REALIZE

cuz I can't even look in your eyes without shaking

and I ain't fakin'

I'll bring home the turkey if you bring home the bacon

*oh we're getting crazy now*

HOW STUPID IS IT

I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT

I GOTTA SING ABOUT IT, AND MAKE A RECORD

HOW STUPID IS IT

FOR ALL I KNOW I WANT YOU TO

AND MAYBE YOU JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

or maybe you're scared to say

I'm falling for you.

Yeah he's white he just happens to have exactly the same opinions on everything a Moroccan Arab second generation immigrant would have. Just a coincidence, honestly

hoyk

ye
the maroccan literally comes here to shit talk me while siding with you guys
you guys are a bit slow huh?

more of a hugo from that treehouse of horror
she has no trouble speaking and interacting with my sister and brother