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depends on your definition of "we"

>only girl i’m romantically interested in is my best friend
what do i do?

Shag her

friends with benefits uWu

put your penis inside of her vagina if you get what I’m saying

ah yes thread splitting on a monday morning. wonderful idea

what if she’s not attracted to me i’ll lose my oldest friend and only female friend in one fell swoop

Business proposal: stop using this thread and come back to it when clogwog's gets shitcanned by the unpaid one

shag another girl to make her jealous

clogwog's fault

does anyone really get mad on the internet? crazy how back in like 2000 anger was the one emotion anyone expressed on the internet, now it just seems corny. I remember being like 10 and entering AOL chat, having random guys tell me about their horse cocks (after learning I was a 10 year old boy) being told to kill myself, being shown GOATSE, etc. etc.

tell her if she really values your friendship she should let you have sex with her

put up two fence panels yesterday

>best friend is a girl
this always feels like a red flag to me
just don't see how a platonic bond can be as strong as with a man and indicates something wrong with their male bonding

OH NO NO NO

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>not starting your own business after gaining the skills required in an industry where you can easily outcompete your mouth breathing competition
You deserve to be poor.

im 23 years of age and still don't know how to do the YMCA dance properly

bent

wait till she gets a boyfriend and then cry

you must be fucking simple then because there's only one way you make those letters with your arms

men are lying snakes who'd sell you upriver if they thought they'd get crap sex out of it, just look at all you dickheads

Ease into it to test the waters maybe?
Don't go full on so that it's not extremely onvious

got a bunch of mates i hang out with more but i’ve known her longer and feel far closer

not with other men retard

my best friend's a girl but I also married her so don't know if that counts

howling at the state of you

just did the ymca dance and a girl saw and she came and started talking to me and now she wants to go on a date with me

Not nice that mate

I mean best friends with a girl you aren't fucking

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Neoliberalism is as much a thing as it is socialism with a humane face

don't get why mouth breather is an insult

Sorry but if you're a non-passing tranny in public and I see you, you ARE getting spat on. Just principle.

Ask her to sick your dick every five seconds untill she does

>noo not the heckin trannerinos

haters will say its photoshop

Leads to a weak jaw

never seen a passing tranny

doing a poo

never seen a tranny outside of what gets posted on the site
god bless the midwest

I am romantically interested in EVERY girl

Because it's digusting and annoying.

your dad never told you?

only romantic interest is the toilfu who is engaged

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i am sexually attracted to every girl but romantically interested in none of them

Only seen a tranny once. Looked like it was a Neolithic farmer in a dress.

>3DPD romantic interests

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extremely based

didn't squat enough and i now have poo all over my arse

Had to sit behind some zoomer girls on the bus this morning, one of them got a dick pic from her best friends childhood friend who seems to be in love with her.
All very bizarre to think that his childhood friend has now seen his willard along with some other kids on the bus.

I want to have my way with her sexually.

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my toilfu was married and had a young girl
didn't treat her in the sense that it was ever a starter, just the type of girl I wish I had met single
and because I made her laugh a lot. the new swindon lot don't get my humour

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think I got served by a trannoid at a pub on saturday
lad must have pseudo-labia of steel

For me, it's imagining myself in a romantic and sexual relationship with any girl whom I've made eye contact with

amazon stock price was $18/share in 1997
today? $1,901/share

given up alcohol for my health lads

Hate how this kind of degenerate behaviour is commonplace among the youth.

>a Neolithic farmer in a dress
a mesopotamian bloke then

saw a guy looking at sissy porn on twitter on the bus once
odd behavior

just shows you how far you can get with hard work and a head for business
any one of us could be the next bezos

good

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It's official. This is the designated /brit/ thread.

odds I wank
evens I don’t

schizo would quiver and cry if he knew what I've done to living organisms before

would you pay for sex?
pic related

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girl at work saw my william before I even started working there
we get along quite well now

How many of us do you reckon have a multi billionaire adoptive father who’s one of the head engineers at Lockheed?

you already pay for sex, and it isn't a sure thing
wish other states went the nevada route

I would not have sex outside of marriage

yeah yeah heard it all before leftypol just fuck off to your council flat and live off welfare for the rest of your life then

trouble is that now life is just so fucking dull

Would never pay for sex, ultimate fedora tipping behaviour that you can't ever recover from

i want to FUCK this whore
i want to HATE FUCK her. i fucking HATE her. i HATE women.
god im so horny and lonely

you mean YOU are so fucking dull

iktf

a $100 investment in amazon 23 years ago would have become $129K

id pay her for sex
in cum

women are small brained animals who should be treated like cattle. they deserve no rights and no societal representation. they are less than dogs, as even dogs know loyalty. women are shit and i fucking hate them. god im so horny and lonely

>you already pay for sex, and it isn't a sure thing
>wish other states went the nevada route

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and where was 4 year old English me supposed to get $100?
don't @ me, I'm just pointing out how off-topic you are

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i am a woman and i want to be raped brutally

In a dilemma
Started long term relationship with a girl I've known a few years a couple of months ago
Now there's a girl irl who is super qt and I'd like to date
What to do?

how do I stop being so fucking dull
genuinely boggled by the prospect of having fun the hard way (with effort) rather than the easy way (through drugs)

Big fan of neoclassical architecture

Is saying "keep the change" really normal in britain?
(not as a tip, just because you don't want it.)

get a hobby

yeah bit based that

date both at the same time. it's not that tricky

cut all sugars out of your diet

I DONT KNOW WHICH BRITS THE REAL BRIT HELP

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Bit of a plain Jane

Yes, please stop posting this I almost purchased bitcoins in 2015 but didn't because I though 300€ was ridiculous for some meme money.

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NEED to live in a dilapidated post-industrial majority black suburban development lads
imagine the land prices

delete facebook, lawyer up, hit the gym