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bit of racism outside of Yas Forums in the last thread sneakily posted after the new so no one notices
well lad, i did notice and you will suffer the consequences

>bit of racism outside of Yas Forums in the last thread sneakily posted after the new so no one notices
>well lad, i did notice and you will suffer the consequences

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currently supporting the australian music industry

bought a new saucepan, a new roasting dish and a new garlic press from john lewis x

best biscuit; mint slice
best mexican chain; zambreros
best tea; earl grey

That simple.

toil once again sucking the very life from my soul

7:00am cometh.

what you gonna make?

get yer tits out for the lads

love a mint slice much prefer them to tim tams

FTSE on the ropes

got called a spanner in screwfix

Screamed at my subordinate in front of everyone in the office for making an honest mistake at work today, feel like pure shit just want to quit my job

tits oot
for the lads

COVID-19 was manufactured specifically to create economic turmoil.

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must have taken out a mortgage to get those from john lewis

why did Australia ban anime

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just asked one of the lads in screwfix about spanners
looked awfully shaken up about it

a garlic press if very much a luxury item but one worth having
slicing garlic is not difficult, but it does inevitably make your fingers smell

Yas Forums is the one place I've never been permanently banned from, except for that time I got northern california range banned from Yas Forums for like 30 minutes just by resetting my router

because all anime watchers are pedophiles in the making.

Got called a nonce in Asda.

>5'8
IT'S OVER

just bought some nuts and bolts from screwfix

>slicing garlic
just crush it with the flat of a blade

mmmm quite

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why don't all gamers look like this?

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For me, it's the crush and roast

just greeted a lad wearing an anime t shirt in asda

got molested by my manager at riot games today

youtube.com/watch?v=4bE6K6_u4DA

song about lonely manlet

corr

I have not seen an Islamist terrorist attack in the West for a long time, of course there is occasionally a madman with knives or machetes, but a great attack like those before, the good old days of Islamic terrorism, has not occurred for a long time.

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Islam is a brutish authoritarian cult.
And it will be the end of civilisation if we aren't careful and keep banning any criticism of it.

more like roastie and roastie
amarite

because they were orchestrated by higher ups to push a greater narrative.

yeah I read that story too
good larp

is she peng?

there are plenty of other reasons to do so, too

so's capitalism

Mobile games aren't video games

had a girl who wanted me to fuck her ass, piss on her, give me rimjobs etc etc, only ever had normal sex with her, neer got around to any of that for some reason, doesn't itnerest me much, did i miss out? or no?

snagged a virgin keyboard(mechanical) for £25 off ebay lads
don't know why I didn't get one sooner the difference is really noticable

yes

>married dykes
100% sure they're miserable

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Number of new cases of Covid-19 on the decline in South Korea lads. Would expect Italy and Iran to follow soon.

sexism outside of Yas Forums is it? hmmmm janman shan't be pleased

it's been probably close to a decade since i typed on a keyboard that wasn't attached to a laptop

For me, it's Yu Mincho size 12.5 font.

lowest prices are just the beginning

I am an anthropologist, and in my opinion European countries should ban islam because it is a destructive cult. There are less destructive cult than islam, such as scientology, which are banned in some countries.

i loved getting high and watching workaholics
perfect balance of naked dudes and comedy
youtube.com/watch?v=4VFetOOwp4M

she was good at sex too, blew it, pretty hot as well

>difference
they differ a lot from each other though
the type of switch and manufacturer all makes a difference
they're not all good

i'm a rather generic montserrat man myself

>Had terrible, fitful sleep last night
>Many strange, vivid fever dreams
>Woke up with sore throat, stuffed nose, slight headache, coughing up phlegm

The chinks got me lads, I've been pozzed... I've got the blimmin coronervirus!

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imagine being such a virgin you care about keyboards

I kinda look like the girl on the left.

its a corsair with cherry reds
wasnt a chink brand

Reckon we should go a step further and eliminate all citizens of i*lamic countries.

>I am an anthropologist
this isn't reddit mate

female gamers where we at? xoxo

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youtube.com/watch?v=FCGS84gb49U

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post pic i'll be the judge

>cherry reds
yeah those are a safe bet
cherry is not great, but their reds are decent

No nothing about keyboards just know that my ESC key is broken and I lost my Alt key.

nigga bruh

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is this a metaphor for your life?

show us

Daily dose of /r/collapse followed by /r/consumeproduct then /r/morbidreality

just made a costume

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and what does this have to do with British culture?

have transcended the need for earthly delights

wtf is wrong with my clock?

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stop touching yourself pls

listening to a bit of the old korean pop music at toil

>went from a windows keyboard from fucking 1990 or some shit to a £200 mechanical keyboard
>don't really feel much difference
I like the pretty lights tho

Happened in Britain

>korean pop
actual cringe

I thought laughing at french was british culture

me mrs loves kpop

woah bro
look out!

dont care

girl (now boy) from my primary school whose parents bought her McDonald's for dinner almost every night turned out to be transgender

who was in the wrong here?

Stop touching your face

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the parents are always at fault
they don't give a shit
also ftm trannies are very rare aren't they?

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when I was six my dad and I had "the talk" but it was about how I'm fucking trash at video games and need to "get good." never saw him again

McDonald's

Still jealous of that erasmus lad last night who went to venice and lived the good life for a year

used to have to get my dad to do sandopolis zone for me on sonic & knuckles
I did git gud eventually though

based whats your favourite twice member?

>negro nose
dios mío....

Not at all. I think they're probably more common than MtF amongst under 21s now.

very fucking dissapointed

the parents
no tranny freak has been the result of good parenting

>Negative canthal tilt
>Exposed eyelids
ITS OVER

cute x

for me its kim "dubu" dahyun

I've literally not once met a mtf tranner

Were you expecting some cute girl? Too bad! It's just me :)

big fan of sana, personally

girl at my school, teacher used to let her eat foam from her seat because she'd rage if she wasn't allowed to and it would disrupt everything

turns out she was black. who's in the wrong here?

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that's where all the cute tomboys have gone then fuck sake

favourite member of a kpop group lmao
they all look exactly the same

the foam

what do you mean "eat form her seat"? like in the middle of a lesson?

Rather fond of that “Bad Guy” song by Willy Eyelash but feel as though I’m a nonce for that and as such don’t listen to it by my own initiative.