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sling your hook

t. weeaboo english teacher in japland larping as a jap

i did

>5'8
IT'S OVER

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i'm still cooming
yeah yeah yeah

dios mio

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might go bed
might not

thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=gdd_fv0xrSo

Why do jannies hate digits?

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Message to all friends and recent players: I'm hosting a 10th prestige lobby. Message me for invites.

really could do with this coronavirus stuff fucking off
tired of reading about it every time i check the news
need a chrome extension that filters all mentions of it

>Delivery expected Mon 9 - Mon 9 Mar*
bullshit

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Do you want to be my friend?

atrocidad
spanish is cute

My wife's boyfriend beat me up again

>on nofap
>keep getting horny
what do i do bros

monkaS

reckon there's a strong correlation between weebshit and homosexuality

What does that mean?

wank
it's only natural to release every now and then
no fap is a meme anyway
just opt for the more logical and sensible "fap less" routine
try once per week

like when I was at uni and my roommate had gone home to his 'rents for the weekend, I finally had some time to myself so I could have a wank
but the rest of the week? no that was out of the question

just offloaded all my shares of stocks before they stopped future trading

>My wife
who are you trying to fool here?

I can't go to sleep because of my horny levels

Why is the coronavirus being ridiculously hyped up?

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Debating a wank

Odds cummies
Evens no cummies

To distract us from things, such as the US election, Hong Kong and the failing stock market.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAa

new

Pepelaugh

reroll

It isn’t though. The reason it’s not much, much worse is because of all the restrictions and worrying.

Just post the picture you mong. It's literally called an imageboard

re-roll?

I had this debate earlier whether or not to wank, decided I'd only commit the act without porno or paraphernalia.

want a wank but I've checked the agenda and don't have one scheduled until tomorrow evening.
Suppose I could pencil one in for now but that feels like cheating.

>10/10 chad creates account on tinder
must be nice..

If ejaculation is meant to make you go bald, cause you to become less attentive, lose muscle mass, etc., then how come shaggers don't have these problems?

PepeHands

k keep me posted

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>emigrate to yankland
>within a month have found a smart conservative qt who has an insane sex drive and is practically obsessed with me

had 0 success with women back home, althogh that is in part because our women are shit

lads if u want a qt gf just get a job abroad, the accent alone will get you laid if you're not genuinely deformed

DON'T TELL ME MY PACKAGE IS ARRIVING ON MONDAY THE 9TH IF YOU'RE JUST GOING TO LET IT SIT IN THE FUCKING DEPOT 10KM AWAY FOR A WEEK AND NOT EVEN ATTEMPT TO DELIVER IT

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I'm not an incel I'm a volcel

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/130507836/#130508155
ah yes, Yas Forums

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>volcel
incel in denial

Boomers did nothing wrong, everything they're blamed for was put into motion by the "greatest" generation and their obsession with globalism.

manifest destiny did not go far enough

this is stupid because then no generation is responsible for its own actions because a generation before them shaped their world and then you can go back endlessly

Premarital sex should be illegal.

Glad that you’re happy user

>If I can't get laid, no one should be allowed to get laid
spoken like a true incel

30 year old here, can't wrap my head around the zoomers in my work who watch other people play videogames instead of playing them themselves.

we all know you're the biggest virgin here, no need to shout about it

Boomers are blamed primarily for climate change and housing prices.
Climate change is not really any one generations fault, but the greatest generation did more to negatively impact the environment that boomers did. Boomers were the hippies, remember.
Boomers also don't have that much to do with housing prices and avaliabilty. Supply vs demand etc, and demand is constantly increasing in the west due to immigration, a globalist occurrence that ramped up massively following the end of WWII and the establishment of the UN.

>we
no need to project your iceldom onto me, schizo
I literally get laid without effort but something like that is unimaginable to someone like you I'm sure

Too old to be posting here. Bog off paedo

In the states most boomers hated hippies. Boomers in general have been an extremely conservative generation.

even playing video games is too much effort for zoomers
they literally outsource it to millennials on youtube/twitch
it boggles the mind

Why do people watch sports instead of playing it themselves?

>In the states most boomers hated hippies.
boomers were hippies you dingus

it takes years of training to be able to play pro level sports
but most game streamers are not playing at pro levels, they're doing low effort shite the viewers can do from home

yeah, we. everyone here knows, unfortunately. sorry to break it to you

There was literally a big enough number of anti-war hippy protests in the States that coverage of the Vietnam war was decreased because the Department of Homeland Security were worried they'd get violent.

why do you type as if you barely have a functioning brain?

should i use all my savings to buy silver before the recession begins?

>getting angry at proper punctuation
don't worry, it's natural to be angry at things you don't understand

Sorry mate Yas Forums is a boomer website.

It is absolutely mental, I know I'm old but it is crazy. In work we were talking about Red Dead 2 and this new lad was talking about it with us and eventually he mentioned he doesn't own it he is watching a youtuber play it. I thought he was joking and he just does that for all games except multiplayer shooters. It is mental.

It is closer to watching someone watch a film than watch someone compete in sports.

Exactly what I think

Watching your local isn’t that enthralling lad. The truth of the matter is they aren’t too bothered with what they’re watching, it’s the community they’re after.