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Have you heard this saying?
King George commands and we obey.
hot pug
I seen you with your other dude
he seemed like he was pretty cool
I was so broken over you, life it goes on what can you do?
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WELL HERE WE ALL ARE THEN
Here I am
And here I stand
Here in my kitchen where I'm familiar with every brand
why yes I am anxiously making sure I don't touch my face
Holy based
>delivery I was expecting last friday is apparently STILL at the fucking depot
>literally hasn't moved since last Wednesday
Australia Post can can go fuck a donkey.
>/brit/ thread started by gook with an animu girl dressed as a French Old Guard
Hello yes I'd like to report a yank outbreak
shan't
I've had one sitting for seven months once. Had to file a complaint before they did anything.
willard went soft while shagging the gf earlier
mid way through, just like that
no idea why, really fucked me up
how do i stop feeling horny lads i'm trying to do nofap
Stop doing nofap because it's useless, perhaps? You're just gonna start jizzing your pants in your sleep after two weeks, and you'll be so horny all the time you'll act a complete creep around real women. THEN, should you actually manage to get one to fuck you, you'll come before you even get your dick inside her because you haven't coomed in weeks.
yeah keep bumping this and everyone will join and post in here, epic xDDD win for the bent discord
just fap less
but theres a bunch of infographics with sources that say how masturbation causes baldness, hyperactivity, a decreased attention span, etc. and i don't want any of that. also i don't talk to women
>actually part of a decent discord
>some literal tranny comes along and has been spamming the pics channel with tumblr screenshots and D&D memes for months
>nobody is telling him to stop despite nobody finding it funny or even replying
>will probably be banned if I do
post pics of said tranner
did she say anything?
HE'S THE JANMAN
FIRST TIME HE'S HAD CLOUT
HE'S MAKING THE VIRGINS SHOUT
HE'S THE JANMAN
HE'S THE JANMAN
TONIGHT HE HAD NO PLANS
HE'S HANDING OUT THOSE BANS
HE'S THE JANMAN
HE'S THE JANMAN
>JANNY'D
HE'S THE JAN MAN!
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
is he fucking serious?
oh lads
just bit into a piping-hot fresh mcchicken with big mac sauce
shut up you fat tosser
are all japs autistic?
it's raining it's pouring
user is being boring
off to the pub
can I come?
Lads, get in here and post.
Janny can't do fuck all about it
wasn't even nsfw...
yeah
*leads you off in a completely wrong direction*
Gf did every drug known to man in college but now she gets mad if I smoke weed
british culture
dutch posters make american posters look god tier
the horniness is just hypersensitivity from stimuli deprivement because you are addicted. you need to push through for months or even years. i suggest firstly starting with cutting down masturbating to pornography- use memory/imagination, or a 1-2 erotic but not pornographic images as a prompt for imagination. at the same time you'll need to lessen frequency because if you masturbate daily this material will likely not be enough and you'll need more and more. Getting it down to once a week without losing control of yourself is good. from there you should be able to switch to months and remove porn (that's really what you crave and the most damaging mentally).
Sometimes I forget how bad reddit it is and check out one of the subs there, and realise it's literally the worst thing on the internet. These people are everything wrong with society.
there is literally a naked girl sleeping in my bed right now but my sleep schedule is so fucked i woke up at 5am and couldnt get back to sleep
so i snuck out of bed and now here i am, hanging with the lads on /brit/
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BE EXPECTED TO DELIVER PACKAGES WHILE IT'S RAINING
>shanghai, delivered to air transport
Finally. Best hurry up with my package now, zhang
>How to wash your hands properly on news
Corona is about to fuck shit up
The servant thinks it's untouchable, the slave had gotten too big for it's boots
It works for free
>getting corona delivered to your door
You do it for free
>>How to wash your hands properly on news
this is anti-dutch propaganda and should be banned
Some people sit at computers for a living
Some people work for free
The film “A Marriage Story” (2019) should instead have been named “A Divorce Story”
Working for free
Could not handle that movie. The characters are so fucking annoying
that's some 3rd world shit
I mean I don't know if it's the rain or not, but they're lazy fucks regardless. Still don't understand why they don't work weekends.
Looked at my small $2.50 ice coffee and it's fucking 450 odd calories how the fuck is this allowed
I liked it, Adam Driver gave a superb performance
>he doesn't exclusively drink black coffee
Any 'iced coffee' in Australia is like one shot of coffee mixed with a bunch of milk and sugar. Truly vile stuff.
Ride across the sky, thunder roll and lightning fly
Gone is the summer
What will keep us warm in the winter
Tales of those who died, sword in hand in times gone by
Hail to the hammer
He's a Russian though so he's got a work for free mentality