/brit/

this unironically happened to me with the gf the first time we had sex (including the disgust part)
learned to grin and bear it now but threw me off my game the the first time

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the bloke that directed 'the thing' calls video games art
he tweeted about borderlands 3 when that came out

Shagger tip: tell women you are a recovering heroin addict they logo crazy for it

Then you can guilt trip them by saying “you feel like relapsing”

>disproportionate impact of the climate emergency on women
it's literally like that "world ends, women most affected" meme at this point

how does it affect women disproportionately

More people are recovering in China, yes. But in other parts of the world (Italy for example) new cases emerge like wildfire.

Mutt approved

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loooooooooooool
>they give me my dopamine much more efficiently than other worthwhile pursuits

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just show us a proper pic of their tits in a row and be done

>see cute girl, either with her bf or by herself
>remember that im not in the 20 percent
>get irrationally angry at myself and the world for being such a loser that i cant even do the one thing every living thing exists for
>get distracted from whatever i was doing, take like half an hour just to get composure back
any tips how to stop this shit?

you just know all these small brain corona viruses fearmongers are labour supporting pakis living in some london slum

Really craving an ice cold can of fizzy vimto

he also said they live wasn't about the jews
what a joker
love john carpenter

ok but where does getting their chebs out fit into it all

they are usually under the weather

might start going gym

>films and books are worthwhile because they're old

based

People have a cough. Sweet baby Jesus help us!!!!!

Um, sweety.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcgpOdApnb4

Are you kidding me?? You’re a fucking white male!

Back to Yas Forums incel

mate they still make both of them today you little virge

was abused and abandoned by my mum and as a result i have extremely deep-seated subconscious hatred for women, which drives me to do evil things to them

i have done fuck all today, except my cardio sesh

How do Norway and Sweden manage to have so many cases with such a small population? Norway is at 147 and Sweden at 179

here ya go

youtube.com/watch?v=F6_sAbmTKeU

Not surprised, I deleted it before I got to a point the game was interactive.

idk why the fuck im such an anti-semite when im literally a bit jewish myself

youtube.com/watch?v=CtUqta3t0qk

even faroes have one

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Fragile male ego in all its glory
Man up sweatie x

looks a bit nippy

No cutscene in a videogame should last longer than 45 seconds.

It's ok, I hate Scandinavians despite being 1.5% Norwegian.

no cutscene in a videogame

urbanised population and high public transport usage

a crime they put the watermark over that set on the left but left the pig unobstructed

The fuck are these crazy bitches doing?

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nice

She needs that treatment they use on theme hospital

lots of english scottish and irish nurses in australia

youtube.com/watch?v=XKHQXuXE8qc

Number of people they're testing.

Funny how w*men say that they like emotional men and whatnot but the moment you display any emotion other than anger everyone on twitter is calling for you to be hung.

>stinky rebellion

loadsa lesbians on their periods

Funny how you're so thick.

shan't click on anything kojima related after what he did to TPP

burning a male effigy it seems

why can't leftypol just accept that the earth is flat?

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female talons scrawled this text

Virgins detected!!!

not as many as there are Irish girls doing traffic control. apparently they're almost all supplied by one company based in Ireland that gives backpackers jobs

where? (I assume females)

weird how I know like 10 sets of twins

struggling to understand what this sentence even means

what about welsh

Virgin wank spanners typed this cope.

>love a guy whose in touch with there emotions teehee
>no but not like that you're only meant to fight not have depression

would be mental if millions of people died haha

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international femcel day amarite
bunch of stunkyass fatties in desperate need of a dicking

I used to think Essex was a city

Can't even blame it for TPP he got sacked before he finished it and the core gameplay of TPP was brilliant. Death Standing is shit though but the soundtrack and art design is legit good.

smoking a golf ball

>old good new bad
yet another shit clogwog opinion

there was some kind of medicine pregnant women were given in the 90s to improve fertility and a side effect was that it increased the chances of twins

Where do newfags even start on Yas Forums nowadays?

Back in my day *cracks back* we all started on Yas Forums before maturing and moving on but now I don't know. I am trying to think of which board new users start with. Yas Forums is almost as big as Yas Forums so I don't know.

Craving some dim sum

I hate this show. They're all so smug because they think they're so smart but it just ends up with Stephen Fry proverbially wanking himself off over the audience and all the other celebrities nodding their heads along with it trying to get taken seriously. All the jokes land flat on their face.

youtu.be/_w9FF0hZVfU

>5'8
IT'S OVER

haha what did I tell you? I told you it was nothing!
*deletes the bottled water from the Tesco online shopping basket*

international tranny day
falls on the same day as mental illness awareness day

anyone got coronavirus yet

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/p/ -> /po/ -> Yas Forums

Yas Forums

Yas Forums and Yas Forums

>depression

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on death stranding he had 100% control over everything and creative freedom and look how that turned out
the art wasn't made by him, and the engine was made by dutch people from a different studio
the worse thing about death stranding is the gameplay and writing, the only things he's mainly responsible for

fucking hate formula 1 it's the most boring shit imaginable don't understand why it's so popular
mercedeswinslol

applying to be a janitor
apparently it pays well

Yas Forums->Yas Forums->Yas Forums for me at least

Since 2016 it's very clearly been Yas Forums. You can spot the new twats a mile away during their first journey outside of the board too.

We have like 27 cases here. It's odd that they have almost as many cases as a place with 80 million people

Stockholm has something like 90 infections by now. Helsinki had one case like two weeks ago, and now we have maybe two. It's really weird. The virus arrived in Sweden and Finland at the same time as well

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self isolating in jjb
gonna take out as many deanos and stacies as poss

the vast majority of Yas Forums users came here post 2016

heard you get commission on every /brit/ new deleted

don't be naive. you will working long hours for free.

i'll give you books but fucking gogglebox is not a worthwhile pursuit

Death Stranding is literally perfect and only ResetEra tranners and their orbiters disagree

I'm a 2012 man

started lurking in 2008

Age distribution of the 133 deaths in Italy today

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agreed