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one day
probably when im retired and old
will go back to venice for an extended period of time, maybe a few months
honestly my dudes there is nothing like walking the streets of venice at 1200am-5am when the entire city is utterly devoid of human life and the only thing awake are the rats and cats

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Sorry lad it was moved to milan because of that corona virus in china
See you all in milan on monday

Gonna wear these at toil so customers don’t bother me

yeah i'll be the lad sitting at table 18 with an anime pillow

I think it'll be underwater by then

sue

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Sad how much effort he puts into nabbing the new thread and no one even replies to his op

alri alri alri

How did you afford it?

Yeah mate in the air as we speak

Alri I’ll keep an eye out for you

Would you shag?

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whatever happened to books lads. remember books? and the act of reading them? does that still happen?

all the nightwalking virgins are going to crawl out of the woodwork at this post

girl at toil keeps insisting on setting me up on dates with her friends

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agreed

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Shall be getting 10 chicken tenders for $10 at KFC for lunch/dinner
Less than 1000 calroies so will still be on track

I do

not a fan of retards

Wish someone would do that with me

i can't be arsed anymore 2bh

or just piss yourself for free

Threesome lad?

yeah of course, only a bender would refuse
but that video does make me cringe

britains people is gay and retard

better than no dates, surely

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hi can you please rsvp to invitation on the facebook group then

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I regularly go to Oxfam and buy about £20 worth of books every couple months. Very cozy.

was an erasmus student and you get a grant of like i think it was 3 grand?
also parents paid for everything else
my god it was something else
was a 20-23 year old kid
had more no financial constraints of any kind
living in the most kino city on earth (objectively speaking this is probably true)

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venice is small time. for me it's the rochdale canal

The buzz of the London traffic echoes as a quiet hum around the high ceilings of the wood panelled room you’ve been led into. You wait in trepidation. A young fast stream civil service graduate, this will be your first meeting with the minister, and your colleagues have warned you.

Suddenly the door swings open and Priti Patel storms in. Her face is awash with rage as she shouts. “Useless! Why are they all so useless?”

She strides to her seat and takes it before she notices you. “And who are you?” Her voice tinged with venom. “Your...your new deputy private secretary, Minister” you stammer.

“So this is what they’re sending now” she spits. She stretches her stockings clad legs and you notice a glint in her eyes. “Well, let’s see if you’re up to standard. Why are you still standing? Kneel!”

This is your first placement and you can’t afford to lose it. You get on your knees and wince in agony and ecstasy as she digs her heel into your crotch...

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to be honest mate after your behaviour at the last meet i'd rather not

Tyson Fury is British btw

Mate's new gf keeps trying this gimmick with me too, think she's trying to hook up one of her desperate friends (doesn't matter about compatibility to her, or to them, in the slightest). Backed out of every one so far, hopefully she'll get the message

wtf is wrong with united statesians?

Shite album

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haha

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what the fuck
this was seriously in that movie?

>5'8
IT'S OVER

>also parents paid for everything else
yeah thought so, rich cunt

ye
really glad "lost virginity" for what its worth in venice
poetically finished it

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In bed and brushed my teeth but I saw my mum bought some iced fingers so I’m just gonna say fuck it and skulk downstairs and stuff an iced finger into my gob

the first half is good

I've never been cos I think I'd hate how overrun it is with tourists, but I'll admit that this looks pretty comfy

god if only

What’s everyone’s opinion on Israel/Palestine and Hamas

Going to the Meetup and bolting when it's my round

havnt got time
would only read one if i didnt have wifi / probably wouldnt even then becus i would have stuff download to listen to / watch ready from the last time i had wifi

there needs to be a metoo movement against alpha women in the workplace. can't imagine the number of interns and junior civil servants she has taken advantage of

going downstairs to grab 2 packets of crisps from a walkers multipack
what flavours lads?

sure she isn't just trying to stop you and him hanging out so much?

How did you manage to get into a threesome? Teach me your ways

>depression

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I support the state of Israel

I don't care

anyone see the video of the crufts winner take a shit during his lap of honour

Depression and anxiety are both meme illnesses.

>In bed and brushed my teeth
cute.. post ur willy peaking out of your pjs

It's really not though, is it?

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Jews deserve anything that happens to them but I just can’t bring myself to support muslims.

This is the gayest post ever written, and there are 5 boards dedicated to being bent.

well I think so

what did italians use in pizzas before tomatoes???

the only real mental illnesses are schizophrenia and depression (but most people who claim to have the latter are full of shit)

Reckon if the Corona virus becomes leathal we might get a second Renaissance

children's hearts

simple remedy
venice at night is completely deserted in the truest sense
become nocturnal you cant walk from one end of the city to the other on a very mazelike/circuitous route and see no more than half a dozen people
also tourists stick to the main routes and rarely deviate it can be completely fine during the day too
especially if you go during winter months (best time anyway italy is vilely hot in the summer)

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I don't like her makeup, or her insta

Think it's more so that they've got people to go on double dates with actually. He already pies me off to hang with her every weekend, so maybe this is an acceptable way for him to hang out with me without spending any less time with her

what about gender dysphoria

Need a ginger gf

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>but most people who claim to have the latter are full of shit
I would tend to agree with this. I would rather have both my legs broken than to relapse into clinical depression.

You inhale deeply as Priti squeezes her thighs around your head, her heels digging into your shoulder blades. It’s an uncomfortable fit and the movements of the ministerial car don’t make your job any easier. Priti casts an eye at you from over her briefing papers. “Keep licking” she orders.

The car weaves its way out of London and you begin the long road to the women’s prison...

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*greek children's hearts

women can rape men

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why

why

sounds like a dream. you're a lucky bastard

Does it have any local culture left at all? Dubrovnik is another example of a beautiful city, but when I visited I didn't really enjoy it because literally every business there was geared towards the tourist experience. The most rewarding bit of travel for me is experiencing authentic cultures, and I'm not sure they have that any more in Venice

Girls arms are so pathetic looking. Can see why the Greeks admired the male form more than the womans

no they can't

I reckon gamers will be the first to snap due to boredom if Coronavirus gets more serious and an actual breakdown of society occurs, they have pretty shit psyches.

Hahaha

As someone with generalised anxiety disorder with real physical symptoms like getting dizzy for no reason and stomach issues I can tell you you’re really fucking wrong

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Fuck Israel. I can understand the will towards a jewish state after the end of ww2 but the current israeli state is so far disconnected from that. At least the original settlers were honest about what they were doing

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wish i could glass the lot of them from orbit. sick of all their shite

hope the sueposter writes a book about his life
would love to read it and bradleypost sections of it on /brit/

post tits

why are we going there

It is OVER for dicklets. Simply over. We have crossed a threshold there is no coming back from.

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>As someone with generalised anxiety disorder with real physical symptoms like getting dizzy for no reason and stomach issues I can tell you you’re really fucking wrong

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Good weekend on the gear mate?

Extremely drunk mates ex slapped my bum multiple times at a party
And also she's fat

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why do yanks love that much density of meat . it's not appetising

>Week 1: 0 dead, 1 case
>Week 2: 1 dead, 15 cases
>Week 3: 2 dead, 62 cases
>Week 4: 41 dead, 1287 cases.
>Week 5: 362 dead, 17,200 cases
>Week 6: 813 dead, 37,198 cases
>Week 7: 1,665 dead, 68,500 cases
>Week 8: 2,465 dead. 79,930 cases
>Week 9: 2,989 dead, 87,642 cases
>Week 10: 3,666 dead, 107,947 cases
nothing to worry about lol :)