/brit/

im english

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youtube.com/watch?v=YvVonQ7LUJ0

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Im a Hiberno-Norman

agree completely but always liked picking up a few anytime I was in aldi

wish she had bigger chebs

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Barman toil

Sunday pints don’t make themselves

no chebs no ass no musical talent. It's like she was genetically engineered to replace Rita Ora in the mediocre female pop shitter from the balkans

what deeply offends you

The English

Oh no oh no oh no no no

>no chebs no ass no musical talent. It's like she was genetically engineered to replace Rita Ora in the mediocre female pop shitter from the balkans

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Oh nonononono
*uncontrollable laughing*
Look at the top of his head!!!

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should I risk going to a restaurant tomorrow?

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drinking stolen gin and low sugar orange juice

>all the mongs praising her in the comments
don't they know that she doesn't write the songs or direct the videos

>NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POP SLAGGERINO NOT THE GOODY WOODY SOUND THOTERINO HECKIN GOOD GIRL DOOPY LOOPY

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Your nonchalance is astounding m’sir

what kind of restaurant?

youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
>before Yas Forums decided they loved henry again

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indian probably

BLACKER THAN DWIGHT YORKE

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>fat women
>trannies
>nerd-culture
>feminism
>incel freaks
imagine all that hundred years ago aha

ye you should go, love a curry me.

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my haircut :)

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corr hazza thats banging x

post the one where he throws the sausage roll

Used to have a chop along the lines of this but looking like a knacker didn’t resonate with high society

why doesnt he shave his monobrow

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imagine pop funko in the 1850s

go in a full noddy suit and ask if you can takeaway

Such a fucking tune

youtu.be/czAIiYL3ww4

What films we all watching tonight then?

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whats the term again they gave to when you randomly hear or come across a (usually quite obscure-looking) word for the first time ever then suddenly you start hearing it commonly?

wooden figurines of punch and judy

because he's a muslim and that would be strictly haram

Niggardly

kidulthood (2006)

Okay but if it's just a flu why did Boris say 500k will die?

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corr hazza thats banging x

The Hurt Locker (2009)

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all except for maybe nerd culture have existed since humans have

Gay Niggers From Outer Space

better to be overprepared than underprepared x

source?

Don't think we meant 500k will drop dead instantly mate.

got a cough lads

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That pic looks like drawn by North Korean propaganda artist. No jokes

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Maybe Moonrise Kingdom. On a Wes Anderson binge these last few days

One of the first things he said a week ago.

Watched the kings speech yesterday.

dogshit

cuz you've been posting next to a chinky

and poooo love awaits...

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haven't decided yet
will be browsing the ol' prime for kino

The Grifter

The 1961 historical epic El Cid, starring Charlton Heston: the final scene involves the corpse of El Cid being braced in a chair on horseback, all suited up in armor, flag in hand, propped up by a pole on his back. His troops would not go into battle without him. They don’t know he’s dead. His horse is sent out, with him on it, to battle the Moors and reconquer Spain.

I cannot think of a better analogy for Joe Biden's inevitable nomination than this.

>One of the first things he said a week ago.
No, government papers said it could go that high. He did not say it.

Went driving in my sister's Aygo for practice before my test next week. God being 6'3 is hell in it and the breaks were soft and took a couple seconds to respond even when I slammed down on them once

so no source?

ahhh yes toil resumes tomorrow
time to listen to the toilfu babble on about how she dated some guy over the weekend and how she didn't like him for X Y and Z reasons and then I can feel even more like shit because I'll never come close to her expectations for a man haha

500k old people die from the flu globally quite often

leftypol loves his made up stories

seething mophead

haha nice one

coronaschizo is back

felt this post on visceral levels

rishi sunak seems like an alright bloke

rather him than seedy saj

hello lads how are you all

imagine being so small that when hazard's in the room you're the manlet

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Need more blog posters like this

yeah i am actually haha x

why would she be discussing such personal issues with you?

simply have GOT TO watch Ali g in da house again, what a fucking staple of any good normal lads childhood along with Kevin and Perry go large

why would you have a toilfu?

*does the /brit/ salute and strides towards you*
ho hum! salud!

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makin spag bol

is coronaschizo the one saying it's an ordinary cold or the one saying it'll kill half of earths population

LOOMED.TOIL

very good

florentino wealth mogs most people in the world

logged into pornhub earlier for a wank and was greeted by a woman shitting out a fat nigger cock on the front page
not happy

because he's a pushover that lets women treat him like their gay best friend

uhh just asking for a friend

does anyone have any experiences on the erotic massage places of London

obviously the latter

the Irish are a race of whiners

had a dream I was a diplomat last night

K&PGL was such utter horseshit but I must have watched it about 20 times nonetheless haha

everyone does it

might get some chinee slag to empty my bollocks

Haven't got that one but I've got one where he bowls some dough

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theres just something about this pic

Sullivan's Travels

sucking a slug out of a compost heap

simple. effective. classic.

Stuff on the front page is based on your previous views.

I actively discourage womenoids from unloading their personal bullshit on me these days. it's a hard learned lesson but since i did i'm much happier. the confidence of a woman is worthless to a man as is their friendship 99 percent of the time

Gonna watch my neighbour Totoro

>anime
get a grip

lifted today just took a very hot shower

body feels all nice and shivery.

dreaming about the 6'4 lass with massive chebs again

6'3 is not even that tall stfu. Aygo is plenty big

all people do these days is moan
why can't government solve all my problems etc
it's always take take take
it's never what they can do for their country
it's always what their country can do for them

They're white golliwogs..

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very amazonian

won our rugby match 83-10 yesterday lads, got a meat pie too

mikey banging his car dashboard

i feel like what being on opiates must feel like

my body feels totlly relaxed with te occasional flush of warmth through my nerves and yet my mind is fully alert

Just realised that I have several female beta orbiters

watching a sport

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Never watched it before and remember watching the pig one and delivery/wolf girl ones in my childhood and enjoying them

Don't really consider the Studio Ghibli films to be particularly Anime as much as they are just animated. There's no giant robots and no weird academic setting which is a departure from about 90 percent of anime

every man has at least one

I recommend Only Yesterday.

>must feel like
you should try them sometime

exceedingly stupid post

average english classroom

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youtube.com/watch?v=4YQ_IGE2qe0

Is it on netflixs?

Bernie Sanders SHREDS Joe Biden's record in exclusive interview - Fox News

yes.

got me fucked up man i NEED to suck her milkers

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Porco Rosso is the best Studio Ghibli film

t. your friend, the seaplane autismo

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lmao

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there's some good anime
akira
selected ghibli
GITS films
cowboy bebop
that's it. rest is weeb shite.

watching JRE while listening to synthwave and having a can of beer. all around comfy

wish i'd had paid attention to the syria war when it started

would've been good to follow, dont care now

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>porco rosso
ain't that the guy from status quo

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based

no potato soup?

howl
irish janny confirmed

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My flatmate is such a disgusting slob.
Never washes his hands after he's had a shit, leaves towels damp and on the floor, leaves week old food to rot on plates.