/brit/

said what happened to her. the big C. another soul departed and another corporeal vessel on the pyre. oh corona how i curse your febrile virulence

I LITERALLY just got in the thread to find it on page 8 without a new

what's brown and sticky?

shit

I never even look at the OP and it makes 0 difference so I hate them fighting over it because nobody actually gives a fuck

Stop.

NOT ONE ROLL

hear nothing but rationing , crisis and panic from the bbc then walk into tesco and everything's rosy

why are they trying to trick us?

NOOO THE HECKIN CHINKERINOS

Not surprised that Coronavirus started in China
Some of the cities were utterly grim

his point still stands tho

mama mia!

no it doesn't

Going to my first funeral tommorow what should I expect

mad how we're literally the most powerful general on this entire website

dont know what to have for dinner tonight. doesnt even matter anyway. be dead soon. all over.

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WATCH OUR PROGRAMS
LISTEN TO OUR STATIONS
JUSTIFY OUR LICENCE FEE

>tee hee hee XD

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All the fucking plagues start in China

They’re vile insectoids after this is over we should fucking wipe em out

Marathoned an anime for the first time in ages
Was alri, neck hurts though probably shouldn't have watched it on my PC

The Lombardian Lurgy

the one and only clogwog is replying to himself

You lost the quickdraw la

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Pretty sure JFs are opening outposts on other boards just to collect (You)s

what was it?

Corona

good shout

which anime?
t. nonce

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leftover indian takeaway for dinner de lads

Webms featuring girls pooing.

Had a flight booked to milan is there any point of going or will the cops stop me from going anywhere. Wanted to do a day trip of venice while i was there.

never even heard of pangolin in my life. there was so much to i still had to learn and see and do. cant be helped i suppose. its just such a shame more than anything.

The Virus of Verona.

That area is literally on lockdown mate, no in or out.

To Aru Kagaku no Accelerator, current Railgun season (not that there's much of it haha) reminded me that I rather enjoyed the series. Can't be arsed with Index, as I never liked it.

Latest on #COVID19- #China recorded another new low in its new cases. added 46 cases, bringing the total number of cases to 80859. It also added 17 new deaths, bringing that number to 3100. The country also has 1666 patients recovered.

/brit/ runs this website and normie meme culture in britain

Sounds comfy

Suicide is killing more people than Coronavirus. How about we all stock up on smiling at strangers instead?

ah yes, amerisharts

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Flights and trains are still running. Do they just stop everybody from leaving the airport or what? Sounds like hillsboroughcaust 2 inbound

*gives you coronavirus*

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Got a peng roast dinner tonight courtesy of the gf

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>smiling at strangers instead?
to a depressed person, everything is interpreted negatively. a smile is mocking them and their misery and showing off the happiness of others. depression is an internal struggle, you can't blame others for it.

Disappointing

OH NO BUT ITS HAPPENING.

ITS DEFINITELY NOT ALREADY PEAKED. PLEASE LET ME SAY IT'S HAPPENING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GONNA PEAK IN EUROPE, AMERICA AND THEN IT WILL BE FOROGTTEN ABOUT NEXT MONTH?

both my nans died recently and they were the first funerals i went to. they both lived very long and diidn't have many or any friends left by the time they died so both were very small. my mums side of the family had a big falling out and we just don't talk anymore but i saw them at the funeral. hadn't seen my cousin since he was about 3 years old but when i saw him i realised i'd seen him around town going to college a lot and all this time i had no idea he was actually my cousin which was crazy. my dads mums funeral was quite strange too because it was expected for a long time and she'd had dementia for almost 10 years so it was almost a blessing in disguise because she was not well at all towards the end. there was more laughter than crying.

bairns are immune to covid19. it's a boomer genocide

me? i am a corona coroner

Honest question: Why are chinks so desperate to find a cure for ED? It doesn't seem to be a problem in the rest of the world.

Supermarket near me is only allowing two antibacterial soaps per person. Like normal soap is the exact same, people are fucking stupid

Odds I play videogames.
Evens I keep shiposting.
Dubs I have a wank.
Trips I go to the shop.

at last i meet my quietus. good evening fateful shrew.

how come everyone is affected by corona except for africa?

It'll be forgotten about once the Democrats pick a candidate and election season goes into full swing. Reddit will pretend they always knew corona virus was mostly media fearmongering.

What videogame

how come ozzy never got coronavirus? he used to eat bats.

seriously why is London Tinder so hard

They eat wildlife animals for all sorts of reasons, not just ED

its actually hit there worse than anywhere but to protect cuckold fantasies it isnt being reported by the media

Too hot.

High number of gigachads
Incel in london, shagger up north and all that

black bull genetics

are you retarded?
oh yeah I read the virus dies faster the hotter it is

Are you implying that Joe Biden isn't already sealed in nominee?

they don't travel
even if they did they won't be recording and monitoring every single case, they have bigger problems

Found the twitter account that posted this and it's as heckin' redditorino as I was expecting

Either this or my RP as Freya Crescent on Dark Souls 1.

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It's mostly ED though.

Warmer climates mean it’s less deadly
Large parts of Africa are very rural, so less spread
Ebola means they already have facilities prepared

*breathes in*
/BRIIITTTTT/ DIN DIN'S READY!

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imageboard not allusionboard

probably because the weather makes it difficult for the virus to stick around on surfaces, even back when swine flu happened africa only had about 100 deaths compared to 3600 in north america

reckon id be an incel anywhere i go. like i could go to southeast asia and somehow still leave empty handed.

He hasn't been officially chosen yet, once that happens all the world's media will shift there attention to the yank popularity contest.

Literally stabbing my bollocks with scissors

damn i LOVE ethnic food!