/brit/

who is this sperm worm?

Are you bitter the world has left you behind

Imagine not realising what’s happening with Coronavirus, imagine not knowing what exponential growth is, imagine being so low IQ you can’t spot a real life disaster that’s on your doorstep

>finally have money to travel europe
>europe's on lockdown because of chinese aids
i fucking hate chinks lads.

Love a tummy like this.

i'll arrange a meetup with my real life mates there for then too

>toil on the morrow

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One of the grimmest (yet seldom mentioned) parts of being an incel is that you're at the bottom of the housing market. Sexhaver couples can pool resources and push up prices beyond a single salary. You're best bet is eternally renting on the outskirts of town. Better save for a pension or else you're on the streets or worse yet you never retire. Visiting Prostitutes? No no no. You'll need that coin for the train into toil

some people say being an incel will help you gain an edge in your career over the sexhavers who are too busy having sex and having families to be good at their jobs. I'd say that the sexhaver's natural charm and charisma means he will end up better off than the incel perhaps even taking advantage of the incel's extra hardwork and hours.

so the virgin asian girl came over yesterday

everything went well, we watched Parasite, some Twin Peaks, and then did some heavy petting (ear biting, ass squeezing, etc)
but when i put my hands on her breasts she suddenly tensed up and moved my hands away, although she kept going with all the other stuff

then she left my flat at midnight, though I had assumed she would stay the night, but then texted me today she wants to come round and stay the night tonight?

what? whats the difference between sleeping over at my place yesterday or today?
i just dont understand women, eh

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Woah. Grew up there all my life, I’m from edgebury friend

got 6 hours before sleep for toildom

It’s literally just a flu

Maybe she's on her period? Or she hasn't shaved or something?

id break this bitch in two like a kitkat

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my dad is just fucking annoying and weak, how do you interact with a guy that you dominate in every way but he's supposed to be the one guiding you? my dad is a fucking fool, I have no idea how I turned out OK. if it were up to me I would kill him and purge him from the historical record

was just about to steal this post from the archive until it was flagged as a duplicate post haha

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lads

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Toil on the morrow.

I've recently been given somebody to manage. I'm mid 20s and a bit nerdy, this guy is in his 40s with kids, a mortgage and a wife.

I know he doesn't respect me and I know he hates being told what to do by me.

I always thought I'd enjoy managing people but I actually hate it, if there's one thing worse than worrying about my work and performance, it's worrying about his as well.

Italy has just began quarantining vast areas of land
We have no proof quarantining works
We know that loads of Chinese have died since quarantine in china began but there is chinese evidence to suggest it may have slowed things down
We are not sure we can trust china
We known that Italians and Iranians are dropping like flies
We know there is little reason to think UK wont be like italy in a couple of weeks- Completely ravaged by the most lethal illness mankind has ever seen
We know hundreds are dying in Italy each week and close to a thousand in iran each week
We currently have no official age breakdowns of deaths from china, Italy or iran.
We know age breakdowns are the last thing the government would ever release in in a full blown pandemic
We have heard of at least a dozen or so young young Chinese and iranians dying
This illness is still very young. We know little, but we sense this is something terrible like never before

I wish you all way more than luck

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Cant stop thinking about Aussie lasses

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It’s not influenza you bleeting moron

obviously got cold feet for whatever reason. Good sign that she wants to come around again, sounds like whatever the issue was it's been resolved now and she's ready to have sex. Get her pumped.

I'm a virgin by the way

Not sure how I feel about this lads

It tastes nice and grim at the same time

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I'm sorry

Then just have his faggot ass fired stupid

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...

shant

oh stop being melodramatic you pathetic little virgin
get a life

Wanked to ladyboy porn 3 times today lads

>most lethal illness mankind has ever seen
stopped reading precisely here

haha soz i'm really from county durham looks lovely though

yeah buy why wouldnt she let me squeeze her boobs even

always thought it looked like a cat was hiding behind brendan's head so i made a gif of it

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yes it is kill yourself happening mong, literally a 0.2% death rate for anyone under 60

Why did you copy this link and post it?

>NO NO NOOO I NEED A STRONG FATHER FIGURE TO SHOW ME THE WAY!!! NOTHING ELSE IS CONCEIVABLY POSSIBLE!!

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maybe she just wasn't expecting things to go that way

now this is quality content

holy shit did you guys see that

got a runty southern lad at toil always chatting back to me whenever i tell him to do things. always being sarcastic.

have a norf lad who is very enthusiastic and has funny banter.

why are southerners so insufferable?

100 deaths from northern italy alone
still think this is a fucking flu?

janny's going to lose his nut

Janny will be quite livid if he sees how many /brit/s are in the catalog.

>literally a 0.2% death rate for anyone under 60
no no nooo
it's over
we're doomed
och aye we're deed

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It’s a nice area, does have a problem with roaming packs of nogs venturing in from inner London to rob the posh boys though

translation: I have a strong willed Southern bull that wont bow to a northern pig and i have a low IQ poorthener who would lick shit off my ass for money to buy k cider

It's an "allowed" way of linking to NSFW stuff. People can choose whether to hover over it. A person at work could see it's hosted on /gif/ and decide not to hover over it.

A person not at work could choose to hover as normal, embed the content and enjoy it like it was posted like a normal image.

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what's for tea tonight then lads?

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Cope
Why can't you see how serious this is

>Pop 27 mil
>100 deaths
Shut up you pommy fagget lol

gf is a muslim ama

yers

Trip to cex didnt end well bought assassins creed 1 and 2 for 2 pounds

just a flu

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What do you mean yes it is? You fucking daft twat it’s not influenza LMAO. We’ll see how you get on when your parents/grandparents drop and you’re living a life with permanent lung damage

Dunno. What’s for coffee tomorrow?

>ama
i dunno, are ya?

>depression

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Milk

because it's not serious at all for perfectly healthy people

>Voted leave
>Excited for a blue passport
>Also cheekily got an Irish passport as well so can still retire in Portugal.

Can you say BASED?

Great Value black tea

why is is so common for jewish lasses to have big pale milkers?

driving around in a circle for hours just to own the environmentalists haha

GRETA AND CO ON GLOBAL SUICIDE WATCH

bet you have 1000 bog rolls in your house

2010-2013 sixth form brit
2013-2016 uni brit
2017-2019 gradscheme brit + deadend toil brit
2020-2022 middle mngement brit
2023+ childcare-toil brit?

sounds like you're a pussy

Because she wasn't expecting things to go that fast? Maybe she didn't expect to start getting her breasts felt up. If she's a virgin then its possible she's nervous.

Don't worry about it now, if she's asking to come over then she obviously wasn't put off by it.

These were immediate statistics on the basis of full strength resources . 0.2 percent death rate is so far from the truth, you have no idea mate

>We currently have no official age breakdowns of deaths from china, Italy or iran.
We do. Quit your bullshit and do your research you cunt.

Yes I know that but why would you post this here?
What's the appeal of posting a transsexual getting fingers shoved in his mouth with snot all over it's face?

BASED!

You have to wonder whether she's ever had a lad pull out and spaff all over it.

take your meds mate

flu stats are worse

Meghan Markle just used one of her last Instagram posts as a Royal to write about the women of the Dagenham Ford strike

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Get a fucking grip

Oh right, it was originally linked much earlier today in the morning when some lad made the point that he found it amusing when trannies in porn break character due to gagging intensely on a willard and their 'male' voice suddenly gets out. That webm was linked as an example.

Been in /brit/ literally all day.

You are in terminal denial mate
I have a good job myself and am far from a virgin, but I realise how catastrophic corona virus will be

if i have a great grandparent whos irish can i get paddy citizenship

Why are Americans so disgusting?

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and you're still fear mongering like an absolute virgin
grow up

Hang on, if they got equal pay 50 years ago why they still complaining?

aah yes I remember when they locked down italy last flu season
you fucking idiot, their healthcare system cannot cope with this millions with die

I see /Brit/ has continued its trend of dropping IQ points over time. 5 years ago this place was full of sharp minds, now as the olders continue to leave and people under 24 continue to show up the stupidity rises.

it was around midday or the early afternoon I believe x

YOU FUCKING IDIOT, THEIR HEALTHCARE SYSTEM CANNOT COPE WITH THIS MILLIONS WITH DIE

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A stark warning on the use of Illicit drugs, this is what happens people, two schizophrenics right in our own thread

>cannot cope with this millions with die
oh i see you're disabled. no wonder you're panicked.

>Been in /brit/ literally all day.
Done that more times than I want to admit

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ok boomer

>NO NO NOO THIS IS UNPRECENDENTED AND HAS NERVER HAPPENED BEFORE NOOOO WE'RE ALL GOING TO HECKIN DIE NOOOOOO

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doesn't that blatantly contradict the so-called "gender pay gap"?

anyone who thinks Coronavirus is “just another flu” is a Facebook moron, you’ll eat your words before long

MILLIONS
WITH
DIE

milk tastes really disturbingly off
exp date isn't for three weeks
not sure if it's because I'm eating it with a tuna sandwich

>if I bury my head in the sand it can't hurt me

I diagnose you with die.

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she looked cute in the thumbnail, feeling very deceived right now

No we dont you retard
Handfuls, dozens of young Iranians have been dying
And italy haven't given a peep in terms of age breakdown

Why do you think an illness that is clearly so lethal and compromises your immune system to such a great extent would discriminate against young people

Berghaintrainer.com

thoughts on the new home lads?

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and when everything's back to normal in a few months you're going to neck yourself out of sheer embarrassment?

looks lovely mate

Big fan

speaking of sheer embarrassment

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just seen Good Time
good movie but it was almost exactly the same as Uncut Gems

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lads

actual fucking retard

I’ll be back to have a chat with you in a few months, give me a name so I can recognise you

>NOOOOO DOZENS OF IRANIANS HAVE DIED THIS MEANS THAT BILLIONS OF PEOPLE WITH DIE HORRIBLY!!!!

i saw that video too lad you gimp

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what is this
i don't have chrome

good read for the wasp fans ITT
blogs.biomedcentral.com/bugbitten/2018/11/16/remarkable-wasp-parasite/

just goes to show that everyone talking about societal collapse is doing so because they hope it happens because they're a loser in the current society

Uncut Gems is just a rip off of A Serious Man

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These scenes are totally normal when someone just has a cold

kekkeroo

>millions with die

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need a slag to bounce up and down on my fuckpole

you simply cant handle the truth mate

just wash your hands bro

quite the opposite you fucking mong
you freaks think it's the end of the world every 6 months

youtube.com/watch?v=swSeHxk9TGI

these underground stations are fucking massive

I'm a WASP

NOOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE ARE BUYING TOILET ROLL IT'S THE END TIMES THE SKY IS FALLING IT'S JUDGEMENT DAY

if you think masses of young people are dying you need your head checked

don't think i fucking asked did i you obtuse cuckold

once pulled a big fat hog at a nightclub when I was blackout drunk. Just walked up and pulled her, no introduction. Bit problematic actually but she went with it so whatever

anyway 5 minutes later I was chucked out for throwing up in the smoking area. Turns out the beast I'd pulled was in the year below at school (I would have been around 17 at the time) and because I was tall and slim and hung with the popular lads she was really chuffed that I'd pulled her and wanted to keep going.

she approached me while I was huddled in a ball in the stoop near the club entrance outside. She was trying to get me into a taxi saying her parents were away and we should go back to hers and all sorts, literally begging me to shag her fat self

in the end I had to pull my head up from my drunken stupor and yell point blank in her face "FUCK OFF" and eventually she ambled away. Anyway this was all around 10 years ago now and I am still a virgin. Sometimes contemplate how my life would have been different if I'd managed to sober up and pump her

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impertinent poo innit

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CORR

dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8088153/Carol-Vorderman-60-displays-famous-hourglass-curves-skintight-leather-trousers.html
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Does London really need an £18bn rail line? How about fixing the rest of Britain?

put my dick in a vagina today

woah mental

I want to become a winner before it collapses

broken britain

PHWOAR

your one story on note, the highlight of your youth is almost pulling a fat bird 10 years ago

What a fucking waste of life

it goes all the way out to reading lad, it's pretty good. I also want HS2 to happen too, all of britian needs new rails because they're all so old

once tried to get into Berghain
got rejected lol

giggled like a child at this post

uncut gems is shit
Good times way better

not even remotely interested in older women unless it's some fetish-tier gentle femdom thing where she's wanking me off with my pants round my ankles calling me a good boy and all sorts

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Read that as "big fog hat" and wondered what the hell you were blithering about until I realized it was my brain that was blithering.

>mailonline has adblock now

Another site lost forever

still a few hours left of the weekend for society to collapse. millions could stith die in the next 10 hours. you never know.

imagine how dry and wrinkly she is under those clothes

you can't shag when you're that drunk tbf
you'd still be a virgin unless you stayed the night and shagged in the morning