/brit /

I haven't.

>Work for huge organisation in London
>Nobody been told to work from home cos of Coronavirus.

Ah yes, couldn't let productivity slip could we? Not like we have laptops everybody takes home everyday that they can continue to use for work.

>A father and his thirteen year-old daughter are living an ideal existence in a vast urban park in Portland, Oregon, when a small mistake derails their lives forever.
Does indeed sound kino.

i'm pretty cool desu

Thank god I enjoy my job

IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE

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I keep hearing people say ‘stop scare-mongering about coronavirus, it only kills the elderly & those with an underlying illness’ - as if somehow we shouldn’t care about them. Well sorry, I do. And it’s time everyone stopped being complacent about this - it’s serious.

or they're just not overreacting over the flu

Mum literally just told me I’m too dark and should use skin lightening cream
Fuck I hate my Indian parents

I find the only people desperate to make this a bigger thing than it is are bored NEETS/ underemployed people hoping for something exciting to happen to shake up their mundane lives as they have little to lose.

based!

it really is, give it a watch mate

lol no you don't virtue signaller, no-one cares about the old

aah yes surely it is but a flu ignore what's going on around you and continue to work

>trying to talk about an old book/tv show/historical event with someone
>they don't know what it is
>give them a brief synopsis then continue the conversation as if they remember perfectly everything I just said and have already formed opinions about it
pretty sure this is why everyone thinks I'm retarded
>oh you've never read any Harlan Ellison stories? well he was this weird old jewish author...

>underemployed people hoping for something exciting to happen to shake up their mundane lives as they have little to lose.

me haha

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mum doesn't to buy me the carhatt coat i want even tho i did the dishes all fucking week reeeeee hate this old cunt so much

copy pasting from Twitter is my g'mick

thanks I will
make sure your mask is nice and tight autismo

>oh you've never heard of slyvia plath? well she's this jewish women who literally put her head in the oven...

book her a ticket down to milan for a couple weeks

>PG rating
dont think ill be watching

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>noo not the heckin societal burdeninos!!

geez a screencap of said coat

lads do you pronounce vaginal like vaj eye nal or vaj ee nal

Parle anglais s’il vous plaît

Not really more like self hating, plus I’m not even that dark compared to a lot of Indians

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Reckon that life has the ol' 'cide waiting for me at about 30.

I have a stable job (read: respectable and good), I have a girlfriend, pension savings, savings, been on holidays etc.

Still feels like there's a massive cloud over me constantly and I reckon life is just not worth it and ultimately a bit pointless.

Bitterly wish I was a deano car sprayer living in some random town near Stoke on Trent content with my lot in life, I really do.

eye-nal

I think the sentiment is that panic and hysteria will exacerbate the problem, not that the old and lame and first on chopping block because as a species we've relinquished our humanity
if you really do think that then fuck you.

no vidya in the post apocalypse

Vaj ee nal

Erm HELLO?! 2014 called...

VAJ-in-al

find a hobby you are passionate about

2020 is the new 2014 lad everyone knows that

shut up virgin

Seek God

why cant i enjoy some tunes without mummytoil / family toil interfering REEEEEEEEEEE AROOOOOOOOOO

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mental how the spanish and portuguese used to be celtic but then the mohammedans invaded and now they're mostly brown

do drugs

Raised religious, don't believe in it.

Have loads of hobbies, no passion. Even when I do find a good one, when I stop I just feel ready to go again.

give me a good lesser-known film made in the last 10 years to watch RIGHT NOW

mad how australians didn't exist a hundred years ago

>believing Yas Forumstard lies

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funtoil is exhausting but brainberg goes mental if he doesn't get it, any suggestions?

yes we did mate

demoralisation status: complete

would you like some cheese with that whine?

nah don't think so mate

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ned_Kelly

Anyone want to see my new earring?

virus do not click

you just edited it mate

nah

You sure? Last chance

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/René_Descartes

youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY

haven't been on /brit/ since friday
have many threads has he deleted so far?

I live with a Spanish girl and her and her Spanish friends are definitely white, blue/green eyes and fairly light brown hair.

have you banged?

Here's a little Yas Forums hack for you. Only oldfags will know this one. One to weed out the newfags.

Put "#date-time" in the name field and it will display the first time you posted on Yas Forums

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youtube.com/watch?v=j58V2vC9EPc

How are you all?

still have this image open in another tab if anyone would like another look at it

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No, shagging housemates is never a good idea

based

why can't you just put 04/08/2008 in the name field?

test

Avengers

Is she good looking? Shag her.

been off work all week on annual leave, on drugs the entire time

back at toil tomorrow and will be going through withdrawal at the same time. Going to be dying then. Currently still off work and still on drugs though, so all good for now.

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so wha
you got bare family back at yard but your great grandad was the man who put ham in birmin if youre a rasta thats concernin
took too long so i am gonna murk him
and dont chat shit after this cos you showed the bits that you dont put work in
you dont put no work in do ya

youtube.com/watch?v=1LGM82uPuvA

need an asmr video

one of the whitest persons i’ve ever met was spanish: light blonde hair, clear blue eyes, long spanish ancestry and an absolute top lad