/brit/

Unification edition

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Better.

roundhouse kicked pregnant anglo woman

oh he's not going to like this

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/brit/ for the british commonwealth

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sex gifs

For God and Country

Find it absolutely incredible how weird life must have been for British people who worked across the Empire.

Imagine arriving in India in the sun and seeing all the wonders of what they have to offer then getting back to England and your house in Stoke on trent as rain lashes the windows

just had a jew on the news tell me climate change disproportionately effects women and leads to an increase in domestic violence

Fuck off monke dog

Remember how last flu season italy locked down it's northern region? Lol yeah it was wild.

pretty sure it used to rain in india too lad

mental how the jannies have tried to police /brit/ hundreds of times over many years yet every new batch of jannies think they are the ones who will finally do it successfully
don't know whether to laugh or be concerned

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just pushed a Russian tourist down the stairs in Notting Hill Gate tube station

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>it's

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Why do they persecute us so?

Two of these are women and two of them are blokes, which is which.

He's gonna seriously pop a hernia at this rate

2nd one has some really weird feet

Confirmed last night that my mates think me a shagger even though I'm actually a KV that becomes a nervous wreck when things get romantic with a girl and ultimately I end up pussying out of the kiss over and over and over.

Right is my punkfu

oh no no no
what was turt THINKING

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mental how jannys interference always ruins Yas Forums for the next couple of hours

Mate imagine being nicked for stealing an apple, never having had an education and then getting dropped off on a desert island populated with black people and kangeroos

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post some feet webms

need Teddy Boys back in business

guys I'm really struggling, how do I peel an orange

Imagine a time lapse of his fat bloated corpse decomposing.

Why is so much of the UK so grim and grotty?

Seeing news stories sometimes it shocks me people live in palces like this. It's just so grey and run down.

What the fuck must tourists think when they visit?

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just read some orwell
colonies were grim as fuck

Seen the tits of all 4.

not remotely into feet HOWEVER I do have this one .gif that I saved several years ago

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me at work

Raining innit.
Brighten up nicely in the sun.

Was it really so bad?

Once they established some settlements, imagine being deported from grey, rainy britain and dropped off in a really beautiful paradise with lots of sun.

Must have been pissing themselves with laughter

all 4 are female

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overcast skies make everything look worse

should see glasgow mate, absolutely disgusting

the whole city is covered in a veneer of soot and grime

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Miss me lads?

Unsurprisingly I have been busy shagging and doing up my new gaff

It's not just that though is it. For some reason every building is rotting and moldy and just looks like a crack den

that is how city dwellers like to live

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doubt tourists go to these places
it's like going to the parts of paris that make london ghettos look nice. you just don't

nice

no

don't recall having given you permission to save this image

im from stoke and its actually quite nice and sunny today

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make more generals lads, i want to see Yas Forums swamped with ex /brit/ threads by the time i'm back from the shops

Nice

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cant say it was bad, but its the closest to we will ever know to settling on another world which is what I find remarkable. But yeah I reckon after the initial phase it would have been far better than living in england unless you were middle class or above

how do i stay off the coke lads

hello yes I am foreign tourist. I came to visit rochdale grimsby and bradford.

Whats your favorite beer lads

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>really beautiful paradise
nah, it would be some malaria infested, unbearably hot, humid and polluted port.

Don't carry cash

peroni

Exactly.

I remember coming to London as an adult for the first time and being amazed not every building was a grim, post industrial red brick house.

Posh people really did a number on the north didn't they.

>im from stoke

My condolences, genuinely.

morreti

cold and wet

stop putting it up your nose

Lads I've got 10 bottles of hand sanitiser and some Andrex loo roll (the good stuff) willing to barter. Name your offers.