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nothing to do with that
basically olympics for people who were crippled in the military

>won't somebody think of the hospital beds!
uhh... I'm not going to be going into the hospital just because I have flu-like symptoms. I'll be fine

it's retard olympics for ex servicemen
giving them a bit of time on tv because they got a leg or two blown off for israel.

Olympics for ex soldiers with limbs blown off an that

i like it

grim

Last night I ordered a pizza and told them to cut it into six slices. well the girl misread it and cut it into twelve.

So I gave it back, and she said she didn't see the note to cut it into six. then after an awkward silence, she said, 'wait, so you want a whole new one?' And I said yes. Then she grabbed the box, stormed in the back and I heard her screech, 'now I have to throw it away' and trashed it loudly, complaining, 'I have four pizzas to make.'

Okay well at least they could hold it for themselves later. They could donate to the homeless. But fine, make me feel like shit. Then I asked if I could have a slice on display while I wait and they ignored me.

Twenty minutes later when the pizza came out the oven, the woman took it out prematurely to be rid of it as fast as she could. She used the pizza roller to cut the pizza really sarcastically, and then she flung the box in my direction then stormed away without so much as an apology. She was clearly furious.

Did I warrant her scorn? What would you have done?

the film was about sport as well so it's pretty much the same, you daft twat. get a clue

big fan of this one

Lads if you think about it, it doesn’t really make sense that we clean our pooey bums with thin dry paper. Bidets or even wet wipes are much more sensible

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can ride my bike much faster than that

not a word

might cop

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surely this never happened? you can't be that autistic
>she cut it into 12 i need a new one
lmao @ u bro

you're a fucking autist through and through

nah she's just being a bitch who can't follow instructions
if anything you were too easy on her, I would have reported her to her manager

Blog on

It sounds silly unless there is a specific reason you want it in 6s
But she was for sure wrong you didnt do anything wrong

"The terrorist position is so seductive that everybody has embraced it…Reduce everything to confrontation, to revenge." - Leonard Cohen

course it didn't happen

youtu.be/yC_kGXkNpck

Doing a watch.

i always use wet wipes if available

pirate it

you never know mate he is a brit poster he probably is that autistic

big question is what was the size of the pizza

rip your pipes

don't care

Same Latin word otherwise no, it's a veterans' handicap sports event set up I guess because the Paralympics has had a mission creep over the past century of getting civilians involved because up until George W Bush there had been a decreasing number of combat casualties

moving in with my ex lol
let's see how this works out

Why did you need it to be cut into 6 slices?

flushable wet wipes have existed for years autismo

for me its the iphone SE, objectively the most aesthetic phone in existence

still receives full updates from apple

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you didn't do anything wrong. you asked for 6 slices and you paid for it. le client est roi as we say, be it in a 3 michelin stars restaurant or your local pizza shop. her behaviour was way out of line. im not sure i would have done more than what you already did. i wouldn't go there anymore if i were you

they're literally not flushable. everyone knows this by now. get a clue

how do you even cut a pizza into six slices? 4 i can understand, or 8 if the pizza is large enough, but 6?
doesn't make sense

The sex will be mad

actually mental when you realise that your cocaine was probably smuggled into the country by an indonesian drug mule who stuffed it up his bumhole to get past customs
mad world we live in

irrelevant. if you ask for 6 slices you should get 6 slices. stop white knighting. that bitch was in the wrong 100%

I have coronapenis, so I have to stay at home for some days.

Need an Emma Watson Nazi gf to interrogate me by zapping my bollocks with electricity.

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proxy off clogwog

but everyone will think you're a poorfag tho

Remember this one.

tell that to my immaculate pipes after years of horrific wet wipe abuse

Oh so it was some weird autistic power move

good post

This was really scary British kino

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*Slices the pizza in half"
"Rotates the pizza by 30 degrees*
*Slices the pizza in half again*
*Rotates the pizza by 30 degrees*
*Slices the pizza a final time*

>people on gumtree wanting $20,000 for low tier Audis and Mercedes with 300,000km on them

if that pizza slice scenario happened to me it would take a lot of discipline not to lamp her in the nose. and these people want a higher minimum wage! unbelievable

ngl im hoping for that and im hoping we'll get back together. i am a bit worried about hearing her sexing other people in her bedroom while i silently sob in my bedroom though which is probably more likely if im being realistic

Got a warning for BBC posting on /trv/

you're having a laugh if you think drugs get smuggled in up some cunt's arsehole in any sizeable quantity

whenever you read about a couple in their 60s getting done for 2 suitcases lined with coke, those people are designed to get caught. It's to throw someone under the bus to make the police look good, a token gesture.

Actual smuggling likely happens by the tonne. Once every few years you read about boats being picked up filled with tonnes and tonnes of gear. This is where the actual smuggling gets done, not through random fucking pensioners and tourists with a few grams on them.

I liked it when they went 2 the moon

Went to the club the other day lads. Lost all my money, so I started nabbing unattended drinks. Now I've got a cold and I'm worried it's the ol' 'ra virus.

Just exposed yourself there lad.

if you deport the criminals they win

gumtree website always thinks I'm a bot and makes me fill in captchas all the time
no idea why

probably get one for under £2k here with that sort of mileage

mad how people still get excited for network premieres on terrestrial telly when every movie is online for free

holy grim

Still don't know what 'FOLC' and 'FOMO' mean.

So true

BREAKING NEWS: UK Government quarantines Cheadle and surrounding regions.

can see why people call television the idiot box. can almost feel my mind decaying by the minute when I sample its wretched output

"fuck off LC"
"fuck off MO"

never seen fomo before

Got it bit of a crush on Holly Willoughby desu

tbf the kiwis are less pissed off that this is Australia pulling our usual Strong Borders bullshit and more pissed off that we're sending over Australian-grown bogans

Why would anyone want 6 slices so badly

bit weird that you fancy a blonde with big tits

prayers for Cheadle

i'm watching saturday kitchen best bits (on sunday!)

Fear of missing out.

It's an arts festival in Tasmania

>can see why people call television the idiot box. can almost feel my mind decaying by the minute when I sample its wretched output

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>wanted 6 slices
>got 12
>didnt just eat 2 slices instead of 1
how autistic are you
i assume you've never worked a job like that

Mum wants to move to Southport lads. Is it a shithole, or is it alright?

prion diseases are the most terrifying thing on the planet

maybe he wasn't hungry enough to have 12 slices

Off to Primark

in many ways that sounds like the ideal woman

nice but full of tories
formby is better

They sure as hell aren't praying for you

feel for the women a bit because no one wants to work saturday night for shit money but she should have remained proffesional. The business would have to take the loss for the pizza. not her problem as long as they don't take it from her wages. not many places give old food to the homeless, I heard some runt tried to sue for food poisoning.

The partisan was his best song even though he wasnt a soldier

>primark on a sunday

brave lad

just eat the fucking 12 slices then?

could do worse
however when you go the seafront you'll see the far better town of Lytham just across the ribble

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it's more of a mummy crush for me. i don't want to gf her but i do want her to be my mummy and tell me i'm a good boy while stroking my hair and kissing me on the forehead and rubbing my willy on her fanny hole and clit (can't put it inside because that'd be incest, we're limited to oral, hand jobs and non-penetrative sex)
god she'd be such a good mummy, she has perfect mummy boobs

bit noncy

>saudi arabia imports camels from australia
the heck

look of course there are mediocre people in this world that have the mantras 'it's good enough' or 'it'll do' but some people have higher standards and won't accept poxy pizza places charging the best part of £20 for a pizza and not even giving you what you ordered.

the beaches get worse as you move away from liverpool
crosby is nicer than formby is nicer than southport is the rule

'gineak

based?

ive been to that beach with all the statues on it
quite eerie actually

they import sand from australia too
it's to do with australian sand being better for making concrete
probably the same with camels

you're an obtuse autistic cunt if this is real
what difference does it make if theres 12 slices or 6? you couldve just ate one 1/12th slice and then another 1/12th slice and that would have been the same as eating a 1/6th slice
do you now know you fractions or something?

their humps are full of oil

for just a flew a lot of people are in a blind panic to prep food huh maybe it's not just a flu

sounds hot
need a woman to do this with me

They use camels for making concrete?

that's crosby

if its 12 pieces they are smaler so he gets less

Whats the camels got to do with concrete?

>lmao just accept people getting your orders wrong bro reading instructions is haaard

Feral vigour
There's this one small family that catches feral camels here, breaks them in and ships them to Arabia for racing and breeding

not 100% sure but probably has something to do with

Need a true blue gf lads

No there's more of them so he gets more.

haha yes the old reddit switcherroo

updoots for both of you!

there were nice houses on the waterfront

>t.

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some of me mates went to oz and got jobs culling camles there, shooting them and hacking them of fences when they're stuck and that

was the chef the same person who took the order?
Whenever I order from my local indian they always ask if I want popadoms, I always say no but low and behold, there's always some in the bag. This has happened every time and I've been getting food from there for years. Just think bad communication between front of house and the kitchen is part and parcel of these places.

smurf or na'vi

wait let me do the maths