/brit/

Saxon kept rocking.
god save them
youtube.com/watch?v=HRjUcnuJEaE

aye

Yeah I'll be your manager
You don't hit target, I'll damage ya
I'm not one to be lenient
Nah it's just not in my character
Cos reason ain’t in my repertoire
I don't play the devil's advocate, I play the devil's Avatar
Leave your house looking like an abattoir
Trust me darg I ain't no amateur
This isn't no caricature
This is the real moi
Pisshead, drugs dealer
To this game I ain't no stranger
Through clear in present danger
My line is major
Still beatin' em, I’m like Best and Ranger
We get the Smack from Malaysia
So pure it'll fucking amaze ya
As soon as it hits the vein, you'll fall out the sky like the Blue Blazer

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What sneakers should I cop?

The most fucking supportive running shoes you can possibly find. Buying exclusively $100+ Asics has changed my life.

these

Nike ACG mowabbs

if they're not $1000+ limited edition don't even look in my direction

Which asics?

I just wear boots everywhere

but I've been checking avril's little perfect ass tonight

sneakerheads are gigacringe
get a real hobby

Prefer these when it comes to that silhouette

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Gel Kayano and Gel Nimbus are pretty fucking based, but even their cheaper stuff is good. Admittedly it's somewhat hard to find colours that don't make you look autistic for wearing them outside of the gym/running.

want to get a motorcycle just to run from the cops

could be a fun hobby i reckon, love an adrenaline rush, me

Same. The best shoes I've ever bought

looks a bit cobbled together tbf, like the mutt of shoes

>$0.10 has been deposited into your account

Went to the ghetto to buy coke tonight driving with alcohol in my blood, what is illegal.
I wonder what I'm doing with my life.

Always wanted one but it's basically pointless unless you need to commute somewhere in a city with very limited parking, and god help you if you need to commute in the middle of the day during summer.

yeah heard you the first time mate

sounds like an adrenaline rush

30 somethingth for Emma.

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I think it is.
But you get there its only retards selling the product, you feel weird. But gotta feed the monster.

Shut the fuck up Dennis

would like these without the stupid textures and mishmash of colors
like a pair of jordans created by memory in paint. im sure that's what they are, dollar store jordans

brainberg hit the limit on original content today so he's started checking the archive for vaguely on topic posts he's made previously today

fair enough

shit bottoms

Even the box is still there. Bought them about 7 years ago and still wear them to this day. The shoes look quite shabby rn but they are very comfy

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excited for the /brit/ meetup at ibiza this year

fuck, ibiza? thought it was at the local
gonna have to drop out

not going because of the virus
are there telecommuting facilities available?

*camera pans out*

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Went to the shops today and literally every pasta was sold out except for the risoni, boxes and boxes of risoni left. Stupid corona panic buying.

Do people just hate risoni? I quite like it and it's not like it's expensive.

how
what about cockroaches

>at bar and ask girl to do few key bumps in the toilet
>15 minutes later all of her friends start coming up to me

should start charging bjs

lol, the monster poster

zooting a rizla

>big stevie needs to make an * exception for himself
go fuck yourself lil stevie

you just gave a girl free drugs?

why do Thai curries always come with literally 1-2cm later of oil on the top

I'm a rice man
can't stand pasta

*invests*

my room isn't much better tbf

I usually give some to anyone who strikes up a chat with me

alri Bin Xao Bing, don't sneeze on me ey?

Had the first flat tyre on my newish car, turns out the car wasnt sold with a tyre iron. 3 hours i spent waiting for the RAC

ello chinky

what bar?

had an imagination wank

Don't you think that's a bit odd
>you seem like a pretty good chap, snort some powder off my key, on me!

wanted to buy one of those star wars 1000 piece lego sets but they're literally like $300
mad

casual drug use is widely accepted and completely normal in circles that don't consist of virgin freaks who had no friends in school

All the boxes are in the special room for boxes. My parents use them to keep all clothes and shoes they have. It's pretty clean here because I don't live here anymore. My cousins place on the other hand looks quite similar to the pic you've posted

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was at a bar a little while ago and the girl working there had this look in her eyes like she'd seen some serious shit
makes you wonder about the people you see and their invisible struggles tbf

just send it

if i ran into someone at an establishment and they offered me drugs i would take them (in this case a powdered "key") and go directly to the police station

bar in mordialloc melbourne
it's good fun m8. can afford it and love seeing them lose their minds because they can't believe their luck. never have to pay drinks for the night as well

It's crazy how much lego fucking costs. Literal bits of plastic but if you want a decently challenging/engaging set you're gonna be forking out at least a few hundred.

YES GET IN SON
BUY THOSE PLASTIC PIECES

really hope my sister got fucked by a black lad last night

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NYAAAAAA MAAAAAAAAHD?

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really dislike the number of scomo supporters in this thread

love sco
hate mo
pimpled arse

went to a young t and bugsey gig the other month and some black fella gave me free sniff, also had an asian bird do the same early last year. All nice experiences but i would never buy drugs, reckon thats when problems set in once you got a number

guarantee I'm the only lad here with a criminal record
just remember who you're talking to next time you chat shit

mate posts about him on social media non stop

>his fingerprints are in the database which has been leaked
enjoy being framed for a crime you've never committed lad

got a caution once but thats since been wiped due to turning 18. Also 'cokelad' has been inside, he posts here occasionally

i got arrested once but not convicted so idk if that counts

Amazing how people can hide their anxieties so well, meanwhile people somehow zone in on how uncomfortable I am within seconds of meeting me.

you sound like a genuinely good bloke

kek

I thought every Aussie has a criminal record?

she did
by me in blackface

no mate I'm afraid you're wrong are emmett has been arrested for public drunkeness

crimes? not cool man

plonker, you forget moni

genuinely constantly crippled by anxiety and nobody has any idea, theyre amazed when i tell them
dont like making a fuss so everyone just thinks im lazy and incompetent

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*gets entombed for many rotations of the sun for consuming the "wrong" combination of molecules*

I love her simple as.

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room smells like damiana

>anxiety

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dope too

psshh...you think you're a criminal...aha....cute

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room stinks like a nasty fart due to the release of my latest rancid eggy pooey monstrosity

> depression

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I'm smart enough to have gotten away with my crimes

Room smells like armpits

sitting on my latest fart like a daddy penguin warming his bitch's egg so that i only release it when i get up to leave the room and dont have to suffer it myself

thanks man. last saturday, after my mates went home to their families, these dudes invited me back to a random house party with about 50 people there at 2am. didn't leave till 3pm sunday arvo

Jeeze, to say Melvin is obsessed with me would be an understatement. What does he even post about when I’m not around?

Me? I drive.

What was he thinking?

that sounds fun

innocent and humble end user

i think hes stopped doing that as soon as he put the spycamera on

does a bear shit in the woods? if you don't have a record you can't prove you've committed a crime you pale little virgin freak

ahaha

rancid bint

just done a shit in the woods

If only Rob Webb knew his likeness was being used to make a mockery of mental illness

much prefer hairy fanners to smooth fanners

So when the law catches up to him he'll get convicted as a woman as he won't last long in a men's prison

>depression

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for uber you mean

need a tranner bf/gf pronto

he would not be pleased as a mental health advocate himself, I'm sure

was thinking that, its hilarious that a mental health advocate like himself is used here in such a way. Reckon we should let him know

gf just told me she wants to cuck me with a nigger. should I let her?