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Just got the night manager of my local Papa John's reported for getting lippy with me

Feels good

don't particularly care about your problems mate, at the end of the day you're still a vile gremlin vying for as much attention as possible like the rejected neet outcast that you are.

>reported
He/she's the manager. Who are you reporting to, Papa John himself?

you're just seething because a pure blooded dutchman is shitting on a muttoid such as yourself.

>janny applications

bottles are not real, whoever came up with the idea of bottling stuff must have been a mentally ill deviant. Urns and amphoras are much more aesthetic and you can pass them on to the next generation.
>son, please I want you to have this bottle of lucozade, it is my dearest possession and it will help you when you need it
it's a homo conspiracy I'm telling you, mark my words

I'm still making them sales
Tryna keep out of them cells
Bare white dust on my scales
Bare cling film on the shelves
Told the Fed's they better free Dell
Rhys, Joker aswell
They locked the mandem in jail
Bet they're proud of themselves
I'm still raising hell
Tryna make my pockets swell
Cunts let me out on bail
Even though I licked more shots at the Lane than Bale
These ain't no tall tales
Down to the last detail
I pick it up at wholesale
I lick it out at retail
Never know I cook that crack so well
Cook better than your girl
Spent a ton on her nails
I got about that under my nails
You can tell its peng by the way it smells
Sweeter than caramel
Chopping them down like a force 9 gale
Or like James DeGale
Same colour as Cravendale
Gets me that Wensleydale
I move my money around
I never let my bread go stale
Straight to your door like Royal Mail
Rain, sleet or hail
Its nothing like you've heard or seen
You know what I mean?

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Daily reminder that lyricsposting is back and it's back in a big way.

fleep floop
shleep shloop
beep boop

you certainty aren't "pure blooded" you subhuman baboon.

Sktz dutchbro is half Arab. Between me you and dutchbro we have a full North Southern sweep

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>5'8
ITS OVER

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business idea: offer business ideas to businesses

Two dozen other dirty lovers
Must be a sucker for it
Cry cry but I don't need my mother
Just hold my hand while I come... to a decision on it

Sooner or later
Your legs give way and hit the ground
Save it for later
don't run away and let me down
Sooner or later
You'll hit the deck you'll get found out
Save it for later
don't run away and let me down

Papa John was removed from the company

>yanks and leafs in charge of engaging in racebait discussions
as per usual

of course

Northern Ireland > Wales > Scotland > the french colony

yeah I am but a muttoid north american doesn't understand that not everyone is mixed
fuck off retard, keep your fanfiction and gay ar*b pics to yourself

shit

CASISDEAD is based

need my sack to be split open by an asian bird with a katana. need my plums to be split right down the middle by a sexy ninja goddess. need my jewels to be sliced by a gorgeous babe from the east.

Two dozen other stupid reasons
Why we should suffer for this
Don't bother trying to explain them
Just hold my hand while I come... to a decision on it
*violin is introduced*
Sooner or later
Your legs give way and hit the ground
Save it for later
don't run away and let me down
Sooner or later
You'll hit the deck you'll get found out
Save it for later
don't run away run away run away run away and let me down

Should I go to and church tomorrow? Just want someone talk to

You're in desperate need of a pub

The pix you are viewing is 100% afroid

pubtoil beckons

youtube.com/watch?v=m_duJBjVE1c

can't stop doing the ok boomer dance in the mirror

don't care, all non-whites are the same to me

daily dose
twitter.com/neekolul/status/1234601269127458817

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>season one
FOY

based series v season lad

not bad

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mental how aussies, kiwis and saffas all have exactly the same accent

What's Norn like?
Is it comfy?

them's fighting words

no we don't!

kiwis wont be happy with this one

youtube.com/watch?v=kgNAmFP0g3k

missus just told me she wants to get a tattoo on her ribs
I shut that one down quick smart

what will the softcore/hardcore pornography of the near future look like (10 years-ish)?

pics x

Noncey lyrics but good song.

Are you hot?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONCE

Feel the same way about lancastrians and yorkshiremen

>saffas
what are those?
by punching her in the ribs I hope
hopefully all illegal, but probably all in vr/ar

well she's not getting one now so there shan't be any

16 is legal, not noncey at all.

HAW THE FUCK YOU DO THAT PLS TELL ME CUNT

I mean sheffieldians and mancunians have the same accent ill give you that

mine got this one the other day. don't know the significance.

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so drunk
shall be sleeping imminently
but not yet

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Crazy to think redditors joked about voting for "any functioning adult" to run for President in 2020, only to then rally around Joe Biden.

pics of yourself, trying to get a read on the competition in the gf market

punch her in the ribs

AWOOGA WOOOGA I WANA LICK LICK THAT TUM TUM MMMMMMMM LICKLY LICK LICK WOWOWOOWOW

see

I said no, don't do that, it'll look trashy and bogan in that spot

just shared hardcore but think I will go back to sleep anyway

remember the annoying orange

is a nice tummy innit

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post willy

FOY

no whats that x

oh
nah would rather not but dont worry mate you'll find one in no time

We still have the annoying orange

SMOOCH SMOOCH LICK LICK KISS KIS MWHAAAAAAAAA

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Yeah now you just call him Mr President

don't be shy, you wont become a gimmick promise aha x

shan't

Pizza's here boyos

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you know that shit's apparently still going
mental that

sing us a sea shanty on vocaroo

greng

here's one more (not the same girl)

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Way too late for brits to still be up
if you see any british flags itt, bully them into going to bed. It's important to.sleep

*open youtube video on topic i'm interested in*
*ears immediately assaulted by a nasally whiny yank accent*
*close tab*

need to poo but also don't want to leave my comfy chair
the hungover man's burden

dont hvae my mic plugged in and don't know any so fuck off

...

I want to see the ufc but why do they put it on so fucking late
so annoying

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oh aye

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anyone else remember the cuckio meme?

I drove my tractor through your haystack last night
Oo Ar Oo Ar

can smell this video through the monitor
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5dffd5ac0409f

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Crazy to think the paralyzed have wives and I haven't had a gf since 2013

yes and it wasn't very good if i recall correctly

heart attackberg doing a number on my upper chest area

that's a lot of the same flag

Need Luna to Love me Good.

Like all Aussies

Well to be fair he only got paralysed after coming to Northern Ireland

alright the urge to poo is well and truly rising
off I go I suppose

no one cares

just equipped my gamer goggles to protect my retinae from this nasally and whiny post as i recline into my gamer chair

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is it more comfy than Southern Ireland?

just put new bearings in the gamer wheelchair to flex on other disabled people being pushed past me on my daily dose of outside

Presently pooing
Have transferred to the mobile posting device in kind

Obviously

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southern ireland is great but they have no universal healthcare so don't like the idea of living there

GOODNESS BLOODY GRACIOUS

need all this in my mouth
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i drove my saracen through your garden last night
sing up the ra

saw your crap thread earlier
state of you

Prefer the Wurzels x

is he ok?

Business idea: grow long hair to shield my face from facial recognition technologies being installed in our society while i hobble around supported by a walking stick with a rock in my shoe and uneven soles to mask my gait from gait analysis

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aye walked it off

i didnt make a thread earlier

just don't get sick, that's what I do haha..

Oh I thought you were someone else
sorry buddy

the measures we go to to protect our fundamental right to privacy

let this be an example to the rest of you
/brit/ thrives when we engage in civil discourse

no worries mate xx

fuck off bruce

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fuck sake
vbye
xxxxxxxxxx

:(